The Undateables (Handsome Guy and Jung Eum / Hoonnamjungeum / 훈남정음)

San! Deul! Mommy's coming!

She's almost here...

Go inside, kids.

Let's go.

Tomorrow doesn't come if you don't make any mistakes, right?

I'm sorry.

Go in. - Still.

Stop being annoying and get inside! Now!

Here you go.

They didn't break completely, but their legs broke,

so you'll have to order new ones.

Sure. I'll order them right away.

Thank goodness they're replicas.

Although it will cost you.

I had them insured, so they'll take care of it.

When did you take out insurance?

You're so quick.

It's standard practice.

Please clean this up for me.

I need to go because of that woman...

Don't worry. Go on in.

Go in.

Here you go.

Here.

Thank you. - Thank you.

I don't deserve to drink coffee, so don't give me anything.

You're a busybody, presumptuous, and random.

What else is there?

I'm sorry.

Do you know what those bears that you broke are?

There are only three sets in the entire world.

The artist is famous for not doing big shows,

so I met him in person and wouldn't give up...

until he finally agreed to let me display them. They cannot...

be bought with money.

Then... What do we do?

All I can do...

is meet with the artist and apologize.

Then I'll meet with him and apologize myself.

If you'd tell me where he lives...

Sao Tome and Principe.

An island just south of the equator on the west side of Africa.

Even if you were to go all the way there,

the artist has a temper, and won't meet anyone but me.

Oh, no.

We have no choice.

I'll have to meet with the artist and apologize.

I'm sorry that I made another mistake.

What can I do?

What should I do to relay my apologies?

I'll do anything you say, Mr. Guru.

Mr. Guru? What's "Mr. Guru"? Are you mocking me?

Then what should I call you?

Should I call you Workshop Director Mr. Kang?

That sounds awkward.

Just call me "Duke." - Yes, Duke.

What is this?

A blank oath.

A blank oath?

I can write down whatever I want, like a blank check.

You're promising to abide by it, regardless of what I write.

It's up to you.

Sign it as an expression of your apology, or...

just apologize with your empty words.

I'll sign it.

I'm sure this won't be enough to compensate you,

but if this is the only way for me to make it up to you,

I'll do it.

But one thing.

Please don't pull out...

of the undateables project.

Okay.

Wait for me outside. I'll be right there.

I ordered the bears.

They will be here tomorrow.

And San says...

it was their fault.

San and Deul were fooling around and almost got hurt,

and that happened as she tried to save them.

Their mom said to thank you.

But... You got a blank oath out of her.

Mr. Kang.

Respect.

Whatever. Make two cups of coffee.

Two cups.

Drink it on the way.

I have no right, but thank you.

I can do that.

It's basic manners to buckle in a woman's seat belt for her.

That's right. You're a relationship guru.

Weren't you a competition diver?

Pardon?

Oh, I was.

Then why are you scared of water?

You were scared at Han River that time too.

It just happened.

Because of that, I quit diving too.

How did you become a matchmaker then?

Did you also happen to become a matchmaker?

No, it didn't happen that way.

It was for an absurd reason.

Tell me your absurd story.

If it's a good story, I'll hear it.

Well...

After I quit diving,

I was unemployed for a few years.

I couldn't do anything except for diving.

I couldn't get a proper job.

When I couldn't get a job, he signed me up for a matchmaking agency.

He wanted to marry me off.

But I didn't want to go on those blind dates.

When I got my date's file,

I sent my friend who would be a good match.

"A bull catches a cow when it retreats."

It all worked.

That's why the agency scouted me. Isn't it funny?

Well, I wouldn't say that it's an ordinary story.

Even if I started this job for an absurd reason,

I was going to take this as my fate and I tried my best to do well.

I ended up with the undateables because I kept causing trouble.

So I kept losing confidence and cause trouble again.

This would keep repeating like a vicious cycle.

That's why at some point, I didn't feel confident about myself either.

I can't articulate my thoughts. They're all jumbled up inside.

And your expressions are jumbled up too.

How did you?

You just said, "A bull catches a cow when it retreats."

I confused cow and rat again.

But that's not too bad.

What do you mean?

Your problem is solved when you get your confidence back.

Find a match for the undateables.

And try to untangle your jumbled up expressions.

I hope I can do that.

By the way, isn't it absurd a little how we met?

Not just a little. It's very absurd.

Then...

Then what?

Could this be fate?

You can't say that it's fate that recklessly.

Why not? Why not?

Don't say that even if it's a joke.

"Every word is a bone." You'd better be careful.

"Every word is a seed."

Yes, that's what I said.

"Every word is a seed." - "A seed".

You said, "Every word is a bone."

I did? - Yes.

Please come on down. - Thank you.

Here you go. - Please give me a lot.

Sure, sure. - Thank you.

I'll take a group photo of assemblymen and assemblywoman.

Please strike a pose. - Is that so?

That's great. 1, 2, 3.

Okay. Thank you.

Let's wrap up now. - All right.

Hello, sir. My goodness.

This must've been hard on you, sir.

My gosh, thank you. - Don't mention it.

Thank you. - No problem.

Sir, we must get going for the banquet at the Blue House.

Other assemblymen already left. You're the only one left, sir.

Sir, I hope you enjoy this cool water.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

My gosh. - My pleasure.

Sir. - Thank you.

How can he be a saint and Casanova at the same time?

Ko Eun Nim's bucket list.

Go bungee-jumping.

Table, I'll learn carpentry...

and fix your leg.

Learn carpentry.

Master a third language perfectly.

Go on a train trip by myself.

Join an international volunteer organization.

Buy a house solely for myself.

Make clothes.

We've been here for over an hour now.

Will we continue doing this?

I have to know what your plan is,

so I can help. Please?

Can you hear me?

He's here.

Hello.

l'll take one of these and the coffee of the day to go, please.

That will be 4 dollars and 50 cents.

Do you recognize the guy who just walked in?

He was here yesterday too.

Wasn't he the owner of a bookstore?

Your memory is good. - It's not that difficult.

But it is for Ahn In Jung.

Oh, right.

But what about that guy?

Doesn't this look strange to you? - What do you mean?

Why is he reading his book here...

every day instead of reading at his own bookstore?

Because he likes chocolates?

If he likes chocolates, would he only eat that tiny piece?

Probably not. It wouldn't be enough for him.

If that's the case, why is he having coffee...