Let It Snow

Usually it doesn't snow on Christmas Eve in Laurel, Illinois,

but this year, we're lucky.

Don't get me wrong.

Sometimes snow can really kick you in the ass.

But it's beautiful and it's magical.

And trust me, a little bit of snow can make a big difference.

Even if you don't know it yet.

Alright, we're off.

Make sure the doors are locked. You take care of yourself, OK?

-Love you. -Love you.

See, here's the thing.

Snow can change the way we look at the world.

Or hide the things that are right in front of us.

It can even push you down the path you least expect.

Selling out Chicago's Allstate Arena last night at just 20 years old,

huge thanks to Stuart Bale for coming in.

Uh! Before we lose you,

any big plans for the holidays?

Still figuring it out.

But above all, snow has the power to get you stuck.

And sometimes, just for a moment,

and especially on Christmas Eve,

that's exactly where you need to be.

-Next! -Hi. Uh...

I'm looking for a New England farmhand elf.

I ordered it online, but made the mistake of ordering a Volume One.

What you need is a time machine to go back to August when I had some.

Um... OK, is there-- Is there anywhere else that might have it?

My mom's entire Christmas kind of depends on it.

On Christmas Eve?

If you find one, you tell me, 'cause I'll make a fortune.

Next!

Ta-da!

Remind me again, your DJ name is...

K-Pow?

Is it Kapow?

No-- No. It's DJ K-Star-Pow-Money.

It's so obvious.

It looks a text a baby would send.

Yeah, well show me the baby that got DJ Tempest to come to his party.

His name is Rob.

Just like a regular name.

And just 'cause he DJs the Circus Circus pool party

doesn't mean he gets to rename himself Tempest.

Look, he's coming to the party and if he likes the set,

he's gonna hook me up with DJ gigs and that's one step closer to my dream.

Bam!

So, I locked everything breakable in your father's office.

Oh, what about that lamp? Someone could break that.

-Someone should break that. -Someone should break that.

I'll be at yours in an hour. I'm picking up chips.

What's your dip pairing?

It's Movie Marathon Day, so...

-Queso Deluxe! -Queso Deluxe!

Imma get my face in that cheese!

Imma eat so much cheese, I'll give myself a heart condition.

Oh, my god. We must stop. Alright.

Bye, K-Star-Dollar Sign-Pop-Money-Crunch!

Bye! I hate you!

- -

Woof, man.

-My balls just retracted into my body. -What?

Tell her that you like her.

That's...

You know, I'm going to.

Today.

I'm gonna do it today.

Movie Day.

Is that official? Can I get that in writing?

I've known her since I was five years old, man. It's not that easy.

No, it actually is that easy.

You just have to tell her you want the same relationship,

plus boning.

Yeah? That's pretty good, man.

Hey, let me get a pen and write that down, huh?

All I'm saying is you need to live in the truth.

There's nothing better than to live in--

Tobin!

What are you doing?

I'm not gonna drink until I graduate from college with honors.

What are you doing here? You left.

Flight got canceled. Too much snow.

Here. You should go, Tobin.

Whoa! Sorry.

So sorry.

You're being so weird.

I don't get it. Why haven't you texted her?

Dude, I've written and rewritten, like, 800 texts to her in the last two weeks.

Let me see that picture of her again.

-OK, she's very, very cute. -Isn't she?

OK, we should get going.

I'm dying to show you this present I'm getting you.

I just have to make sure you like it

'cause it's a pretty pig commitment.

Wait, a pig commitment? Is that a clue?

It's the summation of everything we've been obsessed with since we were 12.

Oh, my god! I can't wait!

- - What's wrong?

Oh, nothing. Jeb just liked one of Madison's photos.

Yeah, he didn't only like it,

he also commented a squid and piano emoji.

Wonder what that means.

Yeah, I don't know.

Let's go, 'cause I have to be at work after.

Seriously, though? A squid and piano?

Like, what is that?

Could be a joke, from Debate.

Yeah. They're probably debating whether or not to bang right now.

And look at his smile.

OK, so he's smiling. So what?

In a picture with another girl.

He's gonna break up with me.

Ads, he would have to be the dumbest human being on Earth to do that.

Like, dumber than the people who blow on ice cream before they eat it.

He's not gonna break up with you.

I swear.

Mm?

Check it out. Tin Foil Woman, in the flesh.

In the foil.

Tyler P. saw a NASA pin on the back of her truck. Proves it.

She was the first woman on the space shuttle, but got booted.

No way.

She's on the run for murdering a loan shark.

Or she thinks she's a burrito and that the Earth is a giant microwave.

I think she's something cool.

D, she's wearing sandwich wrap.

So? Maybe she doesn't care what people think of her.

Well, she should.

Or maybe she cares what the important people in her life think,

not people she has to chase.

I'm not chasing anyone.

I'm in a relationship, so I care.

I know that could be hard for you to understand.

Jeb's house is right around the corner.

So, I'm just gonna go.

That was what I wanted to show you, by the way.

Um... Excuse me.

Look, um... now right now, OK?

I'm really trying to stay low-key, so...

You dropped this.

Uh...

I'm so sorry.

Even if I was into your music, I'm not the type to throw myself

at someone just because they're famous, so...

-You don't seem-- -

- -Oh!

That was the train.

Oh, my god. Was that Stuart Bale?

I really don't care.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Neither do I.

I just have a friend who'd like to do bad things to him.

- Tobin? -Oh! Yeah. Yeah?

Hey, what's up?

Oh, I'm up, thanks. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.

OK.

See you downstairs when you find a bra.

-So... about today. - Uh-huh.

Do we want to watch movies the entire time, or...

I was thinking the same thing.

Totally up for a change.

-And speaking of which-- -Your chest is bleeding.

Oh.

Yeah, I was doing push-ups...

over... mm... glass.

-You were doing push-ups? -Mm-hmm.

Over broken glass?

Yup. It motivates me.

You don't know everything about me.

I kinda do.

So...