Black Heat

I'm tripping off this shit, right,

because like how you see "Boyzs n the Hood"

and not "Menace II Society?"

Like how does that kinda shit even happen?

I mean she is only 15.

Shit, I'm surprised she even seen that one.

I'm not, and you know what?

We need to watch it as soon as she get home.

All as a family.

I mean if you watched one, definitely watch the other one.

No, what do we really remember about "Boys n the Hood?"

Let's recollect, shall we?

"Ricky!"

That's what you remember.

Him getting shot in the back

because he ran in the straight line.

Everybody know you supposed to zigzag.

You got to bob and weave, Ricky.

There are plenty of quotable lines.

Alright, well quote me one.

- You ready? - Yep.

"Any fool with a dick could make a baby,

but only a real man could raise his children."

Womp.

That sounded like a deep ass Instagram video.

That's the sermon.

See, that shit got way too deep.

I'm talking about like the one-liners, like the zingers.

The nobody ever gonna forget this.

- Okay then, Mr. Zinger. - Mm-hm.

Gimme that quota with "Menace II Society."

Oh, I thought you'd never asked.

No, what do you say though?

What the fuck you mean

you ain't got my mother fucking money?

"You need to be coming up on my cash or else."

Right?

Or, "I feel sorry for your mother."

What you say about my mama?"

Remember when he hit the hood and was like,

"I got the tape."

That shit was crazy.

No, no, no, no, no.

This the one though.

The big one-liner.

"You know you fucked up, right?

You know you up."

Exactly.

You gotta work on the one-liners, babe.

You gotta work on them shits.

See if we do that in public, you know.

- If I do that in New Orleans. - The hood, time out.

Time out.

You don't say New Orleans.

No, no, I got you, I got you.

It's New Orleans.

It got the ah, ah, ah, New Orleans.

- New Orleans. - It's New Orleans.

- Orleans. - Orleans.

You think she gonna be excited to see us?

I hope so, but you know them teenagers

be a little feisty sometimes, so you never know.

I remember the first time I seen her.

I was so scared.

I mean, when she came eight weeks early, she was so small,

couldn't even open up her eyes.

I didn't think she was gonna make it.

I kind of fought myself for, you know,

feeling like I brung her in this world too early.

Like she wasn't really ready.

Are you crazy?

No, you the reason that our baby

got a fighting chance in this world.

You doing a great fucking job.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, I hope so.

Wait, that's it?

It's the address she gave.

How you even know that's the real address?

I mean it would wanna be.

It's gonna be bad for him if it ain't.

It would wanna be the right address.

Hey, set your ass up.

Come on, man, sit your ass up.

Mother fucker.

I ain't got shit to say.

You dead already.

I'm just fittin' to watch you bleed out.

Look, you already told us about this place.

You might as well keep talking.

I ain't got shit for you but a coffin.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't, don't kill him.

Don't kill him yet.

What the fuck is so funny?

Y'all, you stupid.

That's what I'm talking about.

"Boyz n the Hood," "Menace II Society,"

you should be talking about "The Mack."

Give a better sense of what you're going up against.

You need to shut the fuck up

before I let her beat your ass again.

I'm saying that what is she, 19?

15.

Fuck, she built like a grown ass woman.

Watch your fucking mouth.

- Bitch, I'm trying to- - Don't fucking talk

to my woman like that, mother fucker.

Okay, don't listen to me.

Go ahead see what that'll get you.

We trying to listen to you,

but you gotta have some fucking respect.

I trying to do my one good deed this year

and save your lives.

But the two of y'all are caught up in your feelings.

Fuck you.

You think you can fuck with the gang?

First off, soon as he knows you're here,

he's giving her a hot shot.

What is the a shot?

Oh.

So maybe you're not such a square after all, huh?

You was the game a bit?

What the fuck is a hot shot?

Ask him.

What is a hot shot?

It's heroin.

It's enough to kill her.

Second, assuming you actually find her,

you ain't never gonna get outta here alive.

We got people everywhere.

We got your ass didn't we?

We can get him too.

Did you?

Get me?

Or are you where I want you?

Man, fuck you.

You mother fuckers listen!

Her mind is gone.

She's in love.

She's working for him so she can build a house,

get minks, diamonds, be his queen.

Then if she's really on that heroin,

shit, she's really gone.

But do what you do.

I'm gonna watch you bleed out like I said.

Okay.

You gonna have to watch with your mouth closed.

Fuck you.

Lay your fucking ass back down.

I got no problem fucking you up.

Let's do this.

Only use this if you need to.

Man who the fuck is you and why in the hell

is you knocking on my door this early

in the goddamn morning?

I'm looking for somebody.

You think you can help me?

Problem is everybody looking for somebody.

This says security not 411.

Look, they got a man here and I think he's running girls

and I think he has my daughter.

Can you help me out?

This like a whore house to you?

I got 220 units

and while I might not know what everybody doing

up in these spots, it sure ain't no pimping

going around here.

You can believe that.

So you don't know King David?

What'd you say that name for?

Man, get the fuck off my yard.

Nah, fuck that.

He got my baby girl.

Get y'all simple asses in here.

The fuck you looking so scared for?

Ah, 'cause y'all come in here dressed like that,

point a gun at me, talking about King David.

Shit, he ain't one to fuck with.

Well see, here's the thing.

He fighting for what he think he want.

I'm fighting for what I know I can't lose.

You understand that?

Look man, your kid ain't here.

The king ain't here.

Ain't nothing here but trouble

and you about to fuck around and find out.

Now get the fuck outta here before I call the folks.

What if he was lying and she not even here?

- We back to luck. - Something's off.

This mother fucker, he ain't nothin' but a drunk.

No, something else.

Look, we could either go back home,

we could just start over.

Or we could just start knocking

on some of these fucking doors.

Watch out bae.

- You fucked up? - What's up nigga?

What the is wrong with you?

You want me to shoot you in the fucking face?