AHO-GIRL (アホガール)

Class 1-2

Hey, A-kun, A-kun!

What, Yoshiko?

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I got a 0 on all my proficiency tests!

You're an idiot.

They were even bubble sheet tests! Isn't that amazing?!

You're a huge idiot.

Part 1

As your friend since we were little, I should warn you

that your idiocy is too great to permit your survival in this world.

What? No way!

I'm going to die?!

Then before I die...

I want to eat just one more banana!

Then I'll have no more regrets.

You really are an idiot.

You need to study, or you're never going to get a job.

Huh? That means every day will be like Sunday!

Hooray! Hooray!

You wouldn't be able to survive.

Then I'll win the lottery!

Like you'd win!

Come on, dream a little!

Fury

Or I could become a housewife.

No one would marry you.

Fury

Who the hell would marry an idiot like you?

No way! Do you have a girlfriend, A-kun?

N-No... So what if I don't?

I knew it. You don't seem to understand girls, anyway—

You're so cold, A-kun.

Even when...

I love you so much!

Oh, I see.

So careless!

It's true!

You come wake me up every morning,

you tell me when I forget things...

And...

When I'm hungry, you give me bananas!

You give me bananas!

You're so sweet, A-kun!

Right.

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You even ended up in the same high school as me because you were worried about me.

You're too sweet.

No, you idiot.

It's only because I considered the required study time

and commute time. The good high schools were too far away.

Got it?

Yup! So basically...

You're a tsundere!

She's got no clue.

But whatever the reason might be, it makes me happy.

Thanks for always staying by my side, even though I cause you so much trouble.

As thanks, I'll let you see my panties!

Panties!

Oh, you're so shy!

That's not it!

I don't want to see your filthy panties!

What?!

Even I wouldn't have skid marks on my panties!

There's no poop on them!

Shut up!

Oh!

Apparently, the banana shop in front of the station

is getting in some super top-quality bananas today!

All right, A-kun! See you tomorrow!

How exhausting...

School's not over yet!

Hey.

Wake up, you idiot.

Eek!

Part 2

I'm sorry to make you do this every morning.

She won't wake up unless it's you, A-kun.

Well, we are neighbors.

Even though I don't really have a choice...

Bananas so good...

I'm so sorry that she's such an idiot.

You have my condolences.

If you two started going out, I wouldn't have anything to worry about. Peek.

That's impossible.

B-But she's not so bad on the outside.

Just think about it.

Humans don't fall in love with monkeys, do they?

Then please... Please, just make her somewhat human!

True... We shouldn't have her go out into society the way she is right now.

All right. I'll figure something out.

A-kun...

If that fails...

Let's have her commit a misdemeanor, so they'll lock her up in a cell.

A-kun...

Good morning, Yoshiko-chan.

You're as cute as ever, Sayaka-chan.

O-Oh, please. You're cuter than me, Yoshiko-chan.

What? Really?!

Like, the cutest in the world?!

Huh?

S-Sure...

For real?! Then next, I'll be the cutest in the universe?!

S-Sure...

Wait, stop.

I beg of you, please don't encourage this idiot.

Well, it's true that Yoshiko-chan is cuter than me.

Uh, no matter how you look at it, you're definitely cuter.

Huh?

You're hitting on her, A-kun?!

How could you, when you have someone like me?!

Shut up, you idiot!

Hey...

We're not together.

U-Um, uh...

I'm sorry!

Your face is scary, so I have to decline!

Hey...

Oh, A-kun...

No cheating on me allowed, you hear?

What the hell are you talking about, you idiot?