The first 200 lines.
Have a look at this design.
Show me something more expensive than diamond.
Why are you bothering?
How can't I uncle?
Will I get engaged again and again?
Give me your hand.
One should not exchange rings before engagement.
What is this uncle?
You always do this.
We are getting married.
So?
You have no idea how young people live today.
You haven't even given me her cell number.
She messages me from your number.
Is it her message?
Or is it you testing my character?
Leave it.
If we both want to go out and have privacy,
You both will tag along in your car.
Now how can we understand each other?
We are a reputed family.
What if you roam around the whole town
and later refuse to marry her?
When I was tensed of not getting any girl,
the astrologer told me that for 21 days!,
for 21 days I have pleaded Lord Shani dev
and then I got your daughter.
How will I not marry her?!
Who will refuse her?
Bloody.
Hello.
Are you Santhu?
If not will you cut the call?
If you don't answer properly I will find you and shut you.
How do you know Ram?
If I was a girl he would have been my husband.
But god is kind to me.
Hey!
Speak properly.
He is my cousin.
What's the matter?
Come to Bannerghatta road Kaveri hospital urgently.
Why sir? What happened to Ram?
Anyone related to patient Ram?
Yes sir.
I am.
Because his head has been hurt severely
he might suffer from brain death.
Sir!!!
I mean...
his body might survive but would have no meaning.
A stage of living dead.
Sir
Please.
Don't say such things.
Do something and save him.
We will try our level best.
Sign this form.
Let us see.
Fine sir.
Brain dead!
Is it a drink & drive case?
Sir.
It is not drink & drive.
It is drink & hit case.
What?
Wife has hit her husband and
he has been admitted in ICU.
I thought so.
Why were you avoiding us coming to hospital?
So this is the matter.
You don't know any matter uncle.
Let us talk sometime else.
What is there left to talk?
It is good that all these happened before engagement.
What do you mean?
If someone eve teases one's wife
I know husbands who would thrash those rascals.
But he is the first man I have seen who has been thrashed to pulp by his own wife.
How can any father
willingly give his daughter to such family.
Here have it.
Give this more expensive than diamond gift
to some other girl.
Or else
give it to that impotent, aggression less cousin of yours.
If
he wakes up.
Is aggression the only determinant of manhood?
My cousin Ram who is admitted inside,
do you know what type of 'MAN' he is?
At a tender age of not knowing what 'A MALE' means
an event occurred in Ram's life.
Our teachers during school day,
decided to stage
a play on Draupadi's strip insult.
This child is so sharp! How wells she acts!
So true.
Whose child is it?
He is my son.
Son!!!
Vishal, strip her clothes.
It is not Vishal. Say Dusshasana.
Has it started?
Krishna!
Please save your helpless sister.
But Krishna
alias Santhu, that is me,
didn't catch the cue and missed my entry.
I was busy eating peanuts at backstage.
By that time, Krishna in Draupadi's role was almost nude.
What is this madam?
They are really stripping him!
Is he my son?
Yes.
Draupadi kept pleading,
Is there no man here?
I was supposed to enter and save her.
But instead of me
my uncle Siddegowda came to his rescue.
Damn!
Hey!
How dare you dress a boy like a girl and have fun at his cost?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
How can a girl do this role?
So in whole of your school was my son the only sacrificial goat?
Who permitted you to dress my son like this?
Your wife had said okay.
You bloody...
Will thrash you!
I have birthed a male.
He should grow as one.
If you repeat this again then...
I will skin you dry!
Aye!
You are a male.
Live like one.
If you ever play a female role again
I will rip off all your teeth.
Understand?
Come.
Everyone in the auditorium
were perplexed.
But Mr. Siddegowda
had successfully filled the idea of 'MALE' in Ram's mind.
The impact of such indoctrination was so severe
Ram and Santhu
Stand up.
You both always keep talking in my class.
Ram.
Come here.
Stretch your hand.
Miss.
If you want to hit me then call a male teacher.
I won't get hit by ladies.
Idiot!
You have such ego at this age!
Stretch your hand!
Between these great father and son
my aunt Kousalya's life was sandwiched to the hilt.
Ram.
I will make bed for your father.
After eating
take these plates to the kitchen sink.
Hmm.
You ass!
How long?
- I am done. - Dooonnnee
Mom, put my shoes.
I am coming
Kousalya.
Slow down.
Leave me.
- You will fall. - A man never falls.
Oh my god.
Mom. I can't sleep.
Come and caress my head.
Give me a minute my child.
She will. she will.
What should we do now?
Will your father sign this?
What?!
What are you saying?
My father will swirl his belt
and hit me to pulp.
So?
Not only would he use Kousalya aunt's service like his father
Ram, would also use her to hide his mistakes.
Kousalya!
Coming.
Your brother's son
and your son,
both are equally incompetent and idiots.
What does it mean?
He has your father's genes.
My father never wore any jeans.
Gosh!
What do I do with this fourth grade illiterate?
Whose signature is this?
Mine.
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