Vicky Velingkar

Tell me where is it?

Where is what?

Wasting yours or my time could be hazardous to your health.

You'll never be able to lay your hands on that thing.

You are testing my patience..

..and also of the bullet in this gun.

Where have you hidden it?

You may kill me, but you'll never ever get hold of that thing!

Where is it?

Where is it?

Yes, m 416.. pick up. Pick up.

Start shooting.

Shoot!

- Yes. - Grandma.

- Now, attack another house. - Can't you play in silent mode?

Wait.

Yes.

Oh these flies.

Nobody comes to this house except these wretched flies!

People in our village think that we live like rockstars here in Mumbai.

Little do they know that here, we have rocks but no Stars!

Just silly comics and old watches that no one wants to buy.

And these cartoon comics.

..they laugh at us instead.

Vicky.

Oh God!

Sorry. Sorry.

Oh no.

A courier has come.

This one's from our neighborhood?

Please take it back to where it came from.

- It's a faulty piece. - Aunt.

This...

You can leave the parcel and go.

I don't understand whatever you're trying to say.

Leave. Vamoosh. Disappear.

Don't speak in English and show off.

Hey, courier boy. Stop!

Who must've sent this parcel?

- It doesn't mention anything on the wrapper. - Keep this aside.

My problem is way more bigger than this parcel!

What do I do? I am so so confused.

Stop dancing around.

Stand straight.

Now explain in simple words.

Some perverts are receiving dirty messages from my phone.

And my links are automatically flying all over to every loser in town.

I am so embarrassed? I'm not able to stop the stuff that's floating out of my phone.

Did you do something silly?

No way.

Her phone must have met a cracker of a hacker.

Show me.

What the flying foooo!

Hacker?

Who could've done this mischief?

And why target me?

What do I do now?

Say something.

File a police complaint.

No way.

They say wise people should never go to the cops.

It's off the court.

Stop finding faults.

Please help.

Let me give it a shot.

Who could be behind all this?

How do we nab the culprit?

It's easy.

A diamond can cut a diamond.

And only a hacker can track a hacker.

What?

Correct.

She's right, for a change.

- Yes. - What do you mean?

We need a smarter hacker to nab the culprit.

Would you know anyone?

- Do you?! - Yes.

What's his name?

Tatya Pickachoo.

Tatya Pichackooooh?

It's Pickachoo.

Peecka.. picha..

Why have we come to this temple to find a hi-tech hacker?

Where's your deadly hacker Tatya Pickachoo?

Come, I will show you.

Where's the hacker?

That's him.

Lakshman Damodara Ganpatrao Lokhande, aka Lucky Lokhande.

What?

AKA Tatya Pickachoo.

Him?!

Unbelievable!

Vicky, you're too much.

I wanted you to solve my crisis.

But you've turned my tragedy into a comedy.

You being born this way is a comedy.

Your antics itself reveal the worst in you.

Shut your trap.

Instead of solving my crisis, you're mocking me.

Your crisis is a trivial one.

It's a simple phone hack and he's resolving it.

Tell him to return my phone. It's not a cutting chai.

I trust him and his abilities.

Don't judge him by the way he looks.

He is a simple priest turned hacker.

..his family from Trambyakeshwar who served the deity..

..and he now serves the worldwide web.

Him?

He's built the uncrackable firewall..

..of Excalibur Securities.

Difficult to process this info.

This hacker Tatya is the ultimate antidote to your problem.

And like a true pundit he'll cleanse all your sins.

Take my word for it.

Catching a hacker is not as easy as chanting mantras.

No?

Come, I'll show you.

Jaani Chandiramani.

What?!

How's this name connected to all this?

He's hacked your phone.

He's my neighbor!

Naive girl, he isn't a good neighbor.

What do you mean?

He has sneaked in a nasty bug in your phone to crack it.

What a flying foooo!

And the bugs named after you.. Dinky Chicky.

What?!

Jaani. I will see him.

Dumbo, rascal, stupid, useless..

..nonsensical nerd. You won't be spared!

You call this Roadside Oxford Dictionary your friend?

She didn't even bother to thank you.

You always help such losers.

You haven't changed a bit since college.

You done? Stop pestering me like my mom.

Focus on good karma..

..and expect zilch in return.

Noted, oh selfless Goddess.

You've never taken me seriously.

My access has always been denied from your side.

Come on.

Hey, Boo.

Hi, Sang.

What's up!

How are you?

Every day I see you. You look better than the previous day.

And today you're just killing it.

Just like a hot tramp.

Thanks. But next time when you shower compliments on me..

..please don't speak in Marathi.

You sound so very wrong.

What? Okay. I didn't mean that. I am sorry, babes.

Hey, say hi to Lucky.

Hey, Lucky.

Not interested to chat with your Silly Sing Chang.

Your boyfriend is your headache and mine too.

I'm least interested to talk to your toy boy.

His name is Shang Chilli.

What type of a name it is!

Dad.. Chinese.

One minute..

Mom.. Marathi.

I'm waiting... I'm waiting...

Freakin' Hybrid!

Weird combination of Indian Vada dipped in Schezwan Sauce.

You're jealous 'cause he is HOT.

Hot?!

Get lost.

I'm a true Marathi.

Who doesn't try to fit a circle in a square.

My life, my rules.

Don't use these girly quotes on me.

Rules are for lazy people.

What?

What did you say, Lucky!

Lucky - My foot (pai).

You want a 'pai' (feet)?

Come on to my underground party. We'll have super fun.

Underground party?!

Take the bottles and party. Bewde Kutle (Drunkards).

- Bewde Kutle? What does it mean? - I'll tell you later.

It means something else.

Really?

Bewde Kutle (Drunkards), let's partyy.

Bye.

Bye Boo.

What do you see in him?

If you were so fond of Chinese..

..I'd have cooked some in two minutes for you.

Okay, bye.

Where are you going?

Time to get ready for the party.

What? Are you going to that drunkard's party?

Aunt..

- What? - Somebody seems to be tracking me since last night.

Who could it be?

No idea.

Must be some rival hacker.

I'll deal with him later and punch him with a "thunder ball".