Guseju 2 (Oh! My God 2)

Everything happened on that day.

My boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me.

He suddenly called me up to meet him. So, I went to his office.

But you know what?

He said "Let's split up. Marriage isn't for love, but business."

Bastard!

He was much older than me,

but I didn't mind as he was a promising doctor.

He must've met a rich bitch who would give him what he wants:

His own hospital.

I didn't know what else to do, so I went up to the hospital rooftop.

Looking down from there,

I felt the urge to jump off and forget everything.

Then suddenly a strong wind blew.

My whole body was shaking. Oh no! No... No!

And then, out of the blue, there he was.

He grabbed me from falling and looked into my eyes...

How radiant he was! I made up my mind at the very moment.

Oh, you're my Savior!

I'll be with you forever.

OH! MYGOD 2

Quite a heart-warming story from KIM Hyun-kyung.

Quite a heart-warming story from KIM Hyun-kyung.

Let's hear more from her. She's on the line. Hello?

Hi! This is Hyun-kyung.

Oh, you're a guy?

- Only until then. - What do you?

Could you turn it down?

Hello?

Jung-whan! They won't let me in.

I'll wait for you. Come hurry!

Let me talk to them. Get me anyone.

Okay.

This is IM Jung-whan.

He's my friend, so let him in.

Mr. JUNG! Your VIP!

- Welcome! Long time no see. - Long time. Chil-gu's here?

Yes. How did you know it rocks tonight?

It's like a beauty pageant.

- We'll see. No babe, no bill. - You can count on me.

Chil-gu, do something!

What?

Break the ice.

Break the ice? Got it.

Wait!

Before you go, could you put this over there?

2,800$ Giorgio Armani 2008 new arrival.

And you! Would you wind my 5,700$ Louis Vuitton watch?

Just shake it. Thanks.

What's this scent? Very sexy. What perfume do you use?

I don't use perfume. Ah... this smell?

It's 100% my natural scent!

I thought it was a disease, so went to the doctor!

What are we going to do now?

I'll make you the happiest women in the world.

Ain't I hot!

You rock!

Jung-whan! Get in. Girls, hop in.

What the... Are they taxi drivers?

Shit! We wasted our time. Let's go.

Babes, wait! 870$ Ferragamo! Salvatore! Salvatore!

- Have a good night shift! - Drive safely!

Eh? Where are they going?

You idiot! Why did you bring your taxi?

They think I'm a cab driver, too!

I brought it only for your convenience.

Cut it out. I'd rather talk to my hand. Just drive off!

Okay, Jung-whan.

Why turn on the meter? Am I a passenger?

Ah, sorry. I wasn't thinking. Sorry.

We are here. Wake up.

Wait a minute. Let's go eat something.

I'm starving. Don't take too long.

Will be back in a sec.

Jung-whan... How about going for steak?

Steak? At this late night?

Fine. Then I should get much more.

Jesus Christ! What are you doing here, Mom?

Come sit here.

You scared me! Are you still working?

Ah, did you come early today?

Emergency. Somebody stole all the money from the safe.

What did I say? We should have set the surveillance camera.

I knew this shit would happen.

Jung-whan!

We've got the camera. Miss Gu!

Yes, sir.

You've got something to show me?

Yes, sir.

What a fantastic angle! I set it up for myself.

Miss Gu, doesn't he look familiar?

Yes. He looks like your beloved son.

Mom, I can explain.

When will you grow up, you shithead!

I gave you 3,000$ the other day.

3,000$? It's just pocket money.

I already spent it all.

Pocket money? 3,000$ is just pocket money to you?

From now, you'll earn yourself driving taxi.

Don't come home until you return the money you stole. Understand?

- In a month! - Yes!

Drive what? Taxi? Are you insane? Mom, I'm IM Jung-whan.

Myungsin Taxi's heir, IM Jung-whan!

Do I drive a taxi? Ha, it won't happen.

In other words, I CAN'T! Want to hear again? I WON'T!

Motherfucker!

Hahaha, motherfucker!

I'm sorry.

To the playground near the intersection?

You can walk, kids. You're too young to take a taxi.

Hey, to the university station.

Don't you see I'm sleeping? There are other taxies over there.

To Yongsan!

I'm not working!

Hey, we're here.

How much is it?

11$

Okay, just give me 10.

What kind of taxi driver makes a passenger drive?

I'd have fallen asleep at the wheel. It's dangerous. Bye!

He knows the direction better than me.

Where am I?

Good afternoon, sir~

I'm looking for a deluxe taxi.

My taxi is deluxe. Let me take your bag.

Give me your duck, too.

Duck? No, it's goose!

Ah, goose?

Anyway, hand it here. I'll put it in the trunk.

Not in the trunk. It might choke in there.

Well, you can take it with you.

You're so kind! How old are you?

Enough! I can't take it anymore.

Tada! I ironed your uniform, Jung-whan.

I don't care, idiot!

Let me tell you one thing. Taxi driver should wear clean...

IM Jung-whan! Why are you still here?

I was about to leave! Chil-gu's been keeping me.

Are you visiting your son?

No. My wife's been in menopause for 20 years,

and nagging me ever since.

So I ran away from home.

Where are you going then?

To see my girlfriend.

I met her at a pit stop and we happened to drink together.

With one boilermaker, she became my lover.

Who are you getting on my car?

Isn't it a taxi?

No, it's not.

I'm sorry.

I was in deep sleep...

Yes, it's a taxi! I'm in a rush. Please go.

What the...

Do you think this taxi runs on water?

How come you took a taxi with no money?

I didn't know she would ignore me like that.

You saw her kicking me out.

So what? It's your problem. Just give me the fare.

The round fare!

You fucking ruined my day.

OK OK.

What's this?

Viagra.

Via... what?

It's killing. Take one in the morning, and one at night...

What the hell are you talking about!

Give me the damn money, or you'll go to jail.

I'll send you 3kg of pepper paste when I get home.

It's 15$ per kilogram.

Car won't run on pepper paste! I'll take you to the police.

Come live with me.

What?

I'll sell my orchard and buy you your own taxi.

Let's just get married!

Are you fucking crazy? Let me go!

Ha! You've got to be kidding!

I'm sorry. I was in a real rush.

I'll go borrow the money.

Huh! I can't believe this!

Well, okay. You're lucky to be my very first passenger.

So I'll make an exception.

It's 14$ now. Don't take too long.

- I'm really sorry. - Ah, wait!

I'll leave the meter running. You know what it means, right?

- Keep it in mind. Make it fast! - Yes.

Damn...

How dare try to get away...

Taxi and Cash?

Taxi! Hey!

Where is the driver? Let's go. Driver?!

Hey you. Who are you hitting my car like that?

Jotto Matte? Are you the driver?

Yeah. What's the matter?

No, it's just...

you don't look like a taxi driver.

I'll pay double to Namyoung-dong!

I'm not working. Take any of those taxies.

You're quite a dealer.

I'll pay you for the rest of the day. Deal?

Ha... so annoying. It's my dinner time.