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Here, child.
Serve them.
Well done.
Keep going.
There you go.
Please have some.
Neetu's made them with her own hands.
But her hands are...
She's left handed.
She can make samosas with just her right hand.
Sir, would you like some?
No, no
I just went through a heart attack.
So what other hobbies do you have besides cooking?
I play table tennis,
dance--
She's most passionate about getting married, sir.
I keep telling her,
" Usha,
before we have to dye her hair black
let's get her married.''
By the way,
the Samosas are quite nice.
Exactly like they serve at hotels.
Mr. Om Prakash,
we really like your daughter.
So do we.
-And we think they'll make a great pair. -Yes, yes.
Neetu weds Chintu,
we two, our two.
It seems like you do it better.
Yes.
Chintu, you can ask her any question you want to.
Or shall I add her to our family Whatsapp group?
You can ask her there itself.
Ask her right now.
How much is your salary?
Tell me the in-hand amount.
65,000.
Yes! Yes!
70.
Yes!
-Yes! Yes! -Actually, at Mr. Batra's
the deal was called off just for a matter of 2,000 rupees.
Because women get more LTA (Leave Travel Allowance).
So this is great.
Yes,
this year she won't even get an appraisal.
She's taken an EL of three months.
She even got low ratings this time, right?
In that case, let's finalise the marriage.
Yes, of course.
Look at this, sir.
We brought along our family heirloom bangles.
-Oh really? -See this!
We're going to give this to the girl, and she'll be ours.
Wow! I saw the same bangles on snapdeal just a day ago.
No chance ma'am, these have been in the family for generations.
Remove the tag.
Oh yes, let me clean them.
I don't think she can...
She can put them in this hand now
and wear it in the other one later.
That's not a problem.
Congratulations!
Dad?
Yes?
Dad, isn't this going too fast?
I mean,
next week, I'll be going to the office for the first time in months.
It's the end of a financial year, I have to complete a few projects.
How can I suddenly get married, dad?
Right?
So shall I consider it a yes?
Yes, of course!
Touch their feet.
He's your father-in-law.
It's all right, son.
You got a new dress from snapdeal right after your marriage got finalised?
Congratulations!
So, when is the wedding?
Are you mad? I don't want to get married.
That's why I need a raise.
Srinivasan hates the marketing team.
The last time somebody went to the H.R. for a raise, he was fired.
That's 'cause he must've had a bad rapport with the V.P
Neetu, he was the V.P
What? We have a new V.P in marketing?
What else has changed since my absence?
Anurag proposed to Poonam with a huge rock. And she said yes.
Hey, Poonam.
Hey, Neetu!
Arunag proposed to me with a huge rock and I said yes!
Oh my God! I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
Poonam, we need to talk about this tonight.
So, what will you tell Srinivasan?
-Let me focus. -What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you thinking?
Bisht, pause.
Relax.
Play.
You're going to play the woman card, right?
Why should I tell you? I'll tell Srinivasan.
But the H.R is on the first floor.
Sorry, wrong floor.
Come on.
-What will I do there? -Please come.
Buzz off!
There's lipstick on your tooth.
She gets high on lipstick.
75,
76,
77,
Srinivasan?
Meet Ram and Sita.
No, no, no Neetu.
You can't get a leave on Ram Navmi. Sorry.
Sir, I'm not here for holidays.
I'm here because there's something important I want to talk to you about.
This marketing nonsense, never ends.
Ready?
Yes.
Okay, so.
This is Ram.
And this is Sita.
They both have the same qualifications.
Same experience.
They work in the same company,
in the same department,
at the same position.
But still.
Ram's monthly salary is 75k
and Sita's is 65k.
Don't you think that's somewhat unfair?
If Sita crosses the Laxman Rekha and goes to office,
won't Ravana kidnap her?
Sir, this is not mythology.
This is a representation of a true story of someone you know.
Okay.
True story?
Carry on, carry on.
Okay, so Ram-Sita.
Everything is the same.
But still.
Ram, 75,000 per month.
And Sita...
Got kidnapped?
..65,000
Why aren't they being paid the same?
Maybe, Ram has a better personality.
Look at him.
So happy.
So cheerful.
Look at Sita.
So dull.
So upset.
She's upset because she gets paid lesser than Ram.
How do you know that?
Maybe she's PMSing.
She'll be fine in four days.
Don't you get it?
All the boys in marketing are Ram, and I am Sita.
They all get paid more than me.
I'm using these puppets to tell you my story.
Okay.
Puppet show?
But for Mr. Sinha's retirement party, Basu's dance has been scheduled.
No, no, no. I cannot cancel it.
Sir, I'm
asking for a raise.
Can you raise my salary to the same as the other boys in marketing? Please.
Neetu.
If it was upto me,
I would have fired the entire marketing team.
But, what do I do?
The middle order of JT Polymers cricket team is just the marketing boys.
And they need a little extra for motivation.
But just because they come here and play cricket on the weekend,
you can't pay them more than me.
Sir!
I'm done practicing the straight drive for half an hour.
Very good.
Now practice reverse sweep for an hour. Go.
Reverse.
See.
Who said just weekends?
Neetu,
winning the Corporate Cricket League is very important
for our employees' spirit and morale.
I have a vision for this company.
And with the backing of the team,
we will see greater heights.
Greater heights.
That building,
yes,
two inches down, yes.
Sir, I really need a raise.
And I'm willing to put an extra effort for it.
Okay.
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