X-Deal 2

They're here. Let's go.

Let's go.

Be careful, ma'am.

Good morning, sir Peter.

Good morning.

Welcome to La Euphoria.

Thank you. This place is beautiful.

How was your trip?

- It was okay. - It's okay, the boat ride was peaceful.

Do you have a lot of guests?

Not a lot during this season.

- Perfect. - Follow me!

- By the way, do you have WiFi? - Right.

Yes, the signal is strong for all networks.

So it won't be a problem.

Okay. Thank you.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.

We'll have your luggage sent to your rooms.

And if you look to the side, here we have--

This is the way to the shore.

It also has a lovely view in case you'd like to hang out.

If you'll follow me.

I'll show you the gazebo.

This is our gazebo, sir Peter.

You can also use it as a backdrop for your photoshoot.

And this is--

As you can see--

It's a whole different view--

- Wow! - compared down the hill.

It's beautiful!

If you'd like to shoot here,

you're also very welcome.

- This looks like a good area, too, huh? - Definitely.

And this is our restaurant and bar.

We serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

In case you don't want to eat here,

you can always give us a call for room service.

- We'll bring you the food. - They have room service.

In case you want to use that area over there,

because it also has an amazing view-

you're free to do so.

Just let us know.

These are our cabins.

As you can see--

You get your own cabin for privacy.

So we really value the privacy here.

As you requested, sir, your staff will be staying in this room.

- I see. - Right.

Right beside the room you selected.

This is your cabin.

- Do you have other guests staying here? - Yes, sir?

In this area, there's just one other guest apart from your group.

- Right across our cabin. - There's nobody else.

Please go ahead.

Thank you.

You're so cute. Thank you!

Thank you.

- So tired. - Nice place, huh? But it's far.

Can't complain.

Production approved this location.

How many frames do we need?

The creative producer wants ten frames.

That's a lot.

I know.

But it's just ten frames.

What's the matter?

Is there a problem?

Not really.

So what's the fuss about?

Come here.

Finally got you all to myself.

Damn it, Peter.

I wasn't done yet!

Ouch!

Fucking hell, Peter.

Ma'am!

Hey, Melba!

I have it.

Good.

Wow, thank you!

Love you!

Take care!

Check this out.

See? This is all mine.

There you go again.

- I feel like I'm being cheated. - Lost again, didn't you?

Why did you take you so long at the port?

Well, all those people swarmed our guest.

They must have thought she was a celebrity.

Plus her assistant was moving so slow.

- Madam? - Yeah.

Madam.

What now?

Madam.

Fresh off the boat.

Not bad,

Hold on.

Watch it.

It's not yours.

Alright, game. Next round.

- Panties for panties. - No way! I just got this.

- I'm betting this one. - But I just scored this.

- Do we really have to bet panties? - Whatever you like.

- Here you go. - Bet your own panties.

Fine, it's going in.

- That's what I'm talking about! - Okay, hit it. Go, deal.

- Here we go. - It's my favorite.

Smells like a superstar.

How can you be sure that belonged to a hot babe?

It might be her assistant's.

Hey, Melba, I'll have you know they're not the same size.

Look.

Poor thing.

- Poor thing? Why do you say that? - How?

Look.

She's flat chested.

You're always full of shit.

Don't blame me, Melba. Blame Toto.

He's the one ransacking the cabins.

Vi?

Vi!

Hi, may I join you?

Sure. Have a seat.

Thank you.

I'm Olivia, by the way.

Violet.

Nice to meet you, Violet.

Is it your first night here?

Yes.

You will love it here.

And guess what?

Here, the shit is good.

"Shit"? As in--?

Yes.

I always come here.

My cabin's close by.

Yes, Ms. Melba did mention that you're a regular.

What else did she tell you?

Nothing. In fact, she was very discreet about it.

I'm relieved.

I thought she told you I'm giving out underwear.

There it is!

You look better when you smile!

Really?

Totally!

And seriously, just now...

And please don't take this the wrong way.

Yours is the most miserable face I've ever seen

in my time here on the island.

Misery loves company?

Is that why you came over?

Because you're lonely, too?

Well, I just wanted to know if there's someone more miserable than me.

Then I'll be happy.

In that case, you should be happy.

Surely. It can't be that bad.

Oh no, Violet, I'm sorry.

I'm acting too familiar.

No worries.

I'd much prefer to be talking to someone

than talking to myself.

If you don't mind me asking,

what do you talk to yourself about?

I ask myself questions about all sorts of things.

Current events and such.

So I would know the answer.

Tell myself the answer.

And not get to be told of it.

No small talks?

I hate small talks.

That's why I hate parties where you just stand around…

Holding wine, taking sips, and you're obliged to socialize.

And because you don't know each other,

you talk about all this rubbish!

Most of the time, it's all bullshit.

"How's the traffic? It's pretty insane out there, huh?"

"You're too much!"

"Remind me who you are again?"

"This wine tastes good! I love it!"

"Oh, it's a table wine."

"Oh my god! So that's why it tastes like plywood!"

"Excuse me? It's not ordinary wood. It's oak."

"Oak? Oak barrel?"

"Oak as in F-oak you."

Cheers.

Stop moving around.

Stop it, who are you looking at?

Whatever.

Well, are we ready to shoot, or what?

It looks like it's going to rain.

Okay, Vi. Your profile towards me.

Okay.

Okay.

Nice

Okay, now smile.

Nice.

Give me more.

Okay...

Nice.

Okay, nice.