My Girlfriend's Boyfriend (Wo Nu Peng You De Nan Peng You / 我女朋友的男朋友)

Hi.

Hi. Welcome back.

Is that your friend?

Hi.

He's been waiting for a long time.

Go as far as you can.

Come on!

You must be tired.

Have a drink and rest.

Let's play a game.

It's called hide-and-seek.

Put on your eye-patch

and count to 100.

Don't come for me until you finish counting.

Okay.

One, two, three, four

five, six, seven...

eleven, twelve...

Let's see how you can get back from so far away!

Ninety-seven, ninety-eight

ninety-nine, one hundred.

The next station is Yanagi-koji.

Please mind the gap between the train and platform. (In Japanese)

Hello?

Hello, is that Ms. Landlady?

I was at your hotel this morning.

May I ask if you remember my friend?

Yes. Of course. (In Japanese)

Um...

Is he back?

Yes, he's been back. (In Japanese)

Oh... fine.

Um... Could you ask him to answer the phone?

Sure. I'll get him.

Damn. You are really something.

Hello, it's me.

Well...

There's no signal on my phone.

Oh.

I just... lost my way.

Can you come to pick me up?

Beg me.

Beg me. Beg me. Beg me.

Shit!

How could I be so unlucky?

I wanted to hit on the hotties in Japan.

And now I am hit on by a man?

Fine.

I beg you.

Come pick me up.

Have some ginger soup before dinner.

It's easy to catch a cold in the rain.

It's none of your business!

I wouldn't be in this state if it wasn't for you.

A robot is reading fashion magazines?

I'm learning the fashionable elements of your era.

As a LUV robot

I'm obliged to improve my style to be perfect in front of my love.

Isn't that a good idea?

Why are you telling me this?

Moreover, I can analyze your emotional lacks by digging data

through my emotion mode and learning program.

Then I'll help you remedy your loss in love with dating techniques

so that you can have eternal sweet love.

They're all missions for LUV robots.

No. I don't need it.

You can complete your mission... by helping others.

You can tell me some of your habits.

Such as your preference in food

and in the color of clothes.

Your sleep schedule. And your hobbies.

Dickens or Jane Austen.

What the hell are you doing?

You're my master.

I can adjust myself to your style.

No, no thank you!

But I don't need it.

Who cares about how considerate you are?

If you don't have any special demand

I will get along with you in the trending

Trending what?

Domineering CEO.

- Do you have money? - No.

Do you own a company?

No.

Then what kind of CEO are you?

Oh my goodness!

Is he going to cling on to me?

Follow me back to China

go to school with me, meet my friends...

So everyone will know that I bought a male robot?

Never!

He can't follow me back to China!

What if they know there's a man saying he'll love me, care for me

and protect me everyday?

How do I explain?

Why am I so unlucky?

No. I must get away from him.

Hey!

Wang Fu Gui, buy me a flight ticket back to China!

I don't have any money left in Venmo, ask others please.

Then I'll never pay you back!

Okay!

Life is a play

everyone acts on the stage.

I've joined the Anime Club for so long.

I can act well even if I've never been on stage before.

Now is the time to show my talent!

Gosh!

I forgot something.

- What? - Magazine!

The one you read yesterday.

- Um... - You need it?

- Yes, yes! - I'll go get it.

So I just fooled him?

I'm so talented!

Excuse me, sir. Please switch off your phone.

Pei Ni.

I'll wait for you at home.

Let's do it!

You'll receive her at your home in China at 3:00 p.m.

You must receive it in person.

She will automatically bind with the first person she sees!

Pei Ni.

The magazine you wanted.

What the hell did I hear?

I brought your magazine back.

Why are you here? What the hell do you want?

I brought you the magazine you wanted.

Magazine!

He came from Japan to China just for a magazine!

So I'm asking for trouble?

Oh my goodness! It's terrible!

Have I done something really wrong?

May I come in?

No!

I beg you!

Forget about me.

You traveled such a long distance to China for me.

How can you be so stubborn?

I feel sick so sick...

Wh-what the hell do you want?

Don't cling on me anymore.

I'll commit suicide if you keep clinging on to me!

Hum... why is it so quiet?

Where is he?

Will he come in over the wall?

I'll beat you if you dare come in!

Hello, is this No. 1, Zhai Fu Road?

Yes.

Is this Ah-Zhai's home?

Yes.

This is his package.

Package!

That's my package!

I guess he's not available now.

What should I do with such a large package?

I'm absolutely available!

How are you related to him?

I'm his boyfriend.

You think he would believe you?

Great. So can you sign for him?

- Okay. - No way!

Don't open it!

Don't!

Adam, huh?

Let me show you my power!

Come on, you can do it, fighting!

What happened?

Why am I here?

You hit the door and passed out.

I'm worried about you. So...

I'm keeping an eye on you.

Nothing else?

No.

I'm scared to death!

How dare you come in without permission? Out!

Can you...

Can you just not use such a doting look?

You... Just go.

Oh I almost forget that!

Where's she?

I asked her to buy band-aid for you.

What?

- Do I look messy? - No.

How about my hairstyle?

Still good?

It's good now.

It's said that waiting is the most nerve-racking time

when you first meet with your girl.