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Hey, open it.

Here you are.

SHROUD GHOST CERTAINLY GOES AWAY

Good evening.

Meet Mr. Gino again.

Which one should I make up?

This one.

Hey, corpse.

You just relax.

After I make you up ...

... you'll be the coolest corpse among the others.

Why I suddenly feel eerie?

But there's nobody here.

Hey.

You've startled me!

Dr. Margaret Meriam.

Banana's heart disease specialist.

Banana's heart disease specialist?

How about buffalo's heart?

I mean buffalo's heart. Oh, geez!

I've been feeling eerie.

I thought there's a ghost.

Hey.

For your information ...

What?

I'm being resentful of you now.

Why?

Two days ago I told you ...

... to do a makeup on a woman's corpse.

So?

I told you to make it look pretty.

Yeah.

Why was it smudged all over instead, like Ancol's clown?

Yeah, right, Miss 'pretend-to-know-all'.

Miss 'pretend-to-know-all' my ass!

The living family of that corpse complained to me!

Easy for you to say.

Don't get angry too much.

Your head is smoking.

Let me tell you.

That corpse's face was already a mess.

No matter how you make it up, fix it up ...

... it will still be a mess!

You're reasoning too much!

Your working performance is indeed poor actually!

No, it's not!

Now listen!

There's one more body coming now.

Great!

You do the makeup.

Make it as handsome as possible.

Who knows it will have a crush on me?

At your service!

I will make it up.

I will make him handsome.

The most handsome corpse among others.

By the way, you want me to make you up also?

Just lie down straightly here.

What do you mean?

You're just one moment away.

One moment away what?

One moment away to become a corpse.

The doctor faints.

Her face is dented.

I'm afraid somebody might see this.

I'm gonna run away.

Beat it.

Holy cow!

Chicks!

Great.

Morning, Mr. Mahmud.

Hello, Mr. Mahmud.

Where have you all been?

Out all night?

Don't you go to the campus?

We're about to go now.

Yeah, but we want to see Mrs. Mahmud first.

Want to borrow cooking pan.

Why you're mentioning the tie?

I wear the tie everyday, always.

You know that already, don't you?

No, Mrs. Mahmud.

The missus. The woman.

The missus. The missus.

Guitar-like body. Woman.

Your wife. / There.

Oh, the missus? The missus?

Yeah.

The missus is my fiftieth girlfriend.

She's the only one I married.

No one asks that.

Whether it's your fiftieth or five hundredth.

No, not that.

It's exhausting, talking with him, isn't it?

Looks like you're ...

... going to the kitchen, aren't you? Boiling some water, right?

That's what we've said! My God!

We've said that earlier!

Better talking to a wood than to him.

Go borrow the cooking pan then.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks, Mr. Mahmud.

Bye.

Those kids are teasing me.

I look handsome so they keep on teasing me.

My wall is strong.

But my will is not.

You two seriously want to work as apprentices with me?

Yeah.

I've thought about it for a long time.

I'm coming with you today.

But I only want to observe.

To look at.

If I'm interested, I'll 'look at' again.

Yeah.

Corpses are no big deal.

No big deal my ass!

What's wrong with you?

You're spraying your saliva!

He causes it.

Hey, you'll see a real corpse.

I often make corpses up ...

... but my heart still beats fast, you know?

You're the stupid one!

You know it's already dead, bro.

As long as it doesn't scratch, doesn't pinch ...

I'll be fine.

Look who's talking.

So cocky.

What if the corpse comes alive, and scratches you?

Scratch it back! Don't be afraid!

If necessary, kiss it back!

You dickhead.

A scabby little kid will darely say that, too.

The problem is you have to prove it.

I've got this corpse makeup job today.

Okay?

While I'm making up, you have to follow the rules for the apprentices that I made.

You understand?

Understand! I got it!

Okay then.

If you two understand ...

Let's go.

Let's go! I can't wait.

Hey, hey!

Wait for me!

Wait a second.

Where are you all going?

Why are you dressing like that?

You wanna repair shoes for money?

Repair shoes?

I'm not repairing shoes!

You wanna join three of us?

Become apprentices for corpse makeup?

Of course, joining you as an apprentice for corpse makeup.

But in the afternoon, I must study and go to campus.

Wait a sec, study and go to campus are two different things.

You want a slap?

You've gotta understand, I'm an intellect.

You serious?

I'm serious.

Why are you joining us?

So I can get inspirations from you all.

What a crap.

Shithead, your face gets black when you talk.

Come on.

Let's go.

Gino!

Gino!

Gino?

Where is he?

Gino!

It's deserted already.

And nobody's answering.

Are we too late?

I don't think so.

I knew it.

They left us.

What kind of man leaving his girlfriend just like that?

He's abandoning you.

That's not good.

He wants me to break him up? Let's see.

If I meet him, I'll crush him bad!

You're also weird!

Going steady with that kind of guy?

Find another!

His lips are stretching until here.

His lips are all over his face.

Good.

Yeah.

By the way, how's my hat?

Good.

How is my face, friends?

Not good.

Hey!

Remember.

While in the mortuary ...

... you have to pay attention well.

Focus and concentrate.

If you don't understand, don't ask!