Look For A Star (遊龍戲鳳 / Yau lung hei fung) (游龍戲鳳)

They say happiness was a crystal ball.

When it fell from the sky, it shattered.

The broken pieces scattered all around us.

People began picking them up.

Some collected more. Others found fewer.

But no one can ever find all the pieces.

I proudly present the world's most wonderful dance troupe.

According to February's Felix Report,

the profit before deducting the tax is 24 million pounds,

the net worth is 1.14 billion pounds.

Kamy?

According to the fund manager, the growth is positive.

Thank you.

How is the Macau project?

Mr. Ho would like to dine with you when you're back in Hong Kong.

Not now. I don't want any rumors to spread.

What?

I'm in control. My cholesterol levels are low.

I got your health report from Cambridge.

It says your testosterone level is a little bit higher than normal,

which means you are aggressive, confident, and decisive.

-Thank you. -Eating peanuts will affect it.

What are you trying to say?

Well, peanuts are no good for penis.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Cut it down.

Let him be. He's single.

Or how else is he going to release his sexual tension?

As if you are not the same!

I told you not to get drunk like this.

I won, big time!

You didn't have to drink so much though.

Don't tell Milan,

or I'll be in trouble.

Okay.

-Uncle. -What is it, Milan?

I have always wanted to ask you something. A lot of women are crazy about you.

Why do you still put up with Auntie?

Because she is smart.

She put up with my philandering first.

I had my fun.

Now it's my time to pay back.

Is it true that you've never thought of dumping her?

I screwed around when I was young.

A sexy woman like her married me anyway

because back then, I promised her

I'd never divorce her

once we get married.

Why?

A man must keep his word.

That's very manly.

If other women find out,

they'll chip in and get Auntie drunk.

They would better not,

or I'll have to give her half of my liver.

Hats off to you, Uncle.

I'd kill for a husband like you.

Here's a Mid-Autumn Festival gift.

Both of you are free to go for dinner tonight.

Wow, how nice of you!

Aren't all bosses a little delusional?

Who told you I'm staying for dinner?

Recently, a friend of mine who's around 40

was found dead

the day after he pissed off his boss.

He died lonely.

Maybe that's what you want?

Don't say that on a festive day!

I was joking!

Here, take this.

What is it? A bonus?

You wish!

Take a look.

A blind date at Mid-Autumn Festival?

Go and get laid tonight, okay?

-Don't be a smart-ass. -What?

I've tried everything already.

Oh, really?

Those women have a checklist.

-So do we. -Right.

-Cross them off like ordering dim sum. -He's already done that for you.

Human ATM.

Status, single for life.

Congratulations, sucker.

-Wait. -What?

Is this an employee benefit, boss?

-Yes. -What about me?

You'll get it.

I'll wait then.

But he's up to no good.

Fine. Don't go tonight.

-Hi, Dollar. -Dollar? It's Milan.

Do you want me to fill in again?

Everyone has plans for Mid-Autumn, but I know you're a workaholic.

Someone like me deserves triple pay.

-Is that a yes? -Yes!

Welcome.

-Ms. Kwok. -Yes?

-Mr. Ching left you something. -Okay.

This way.

Milan, listen.

Our boss, Sam Ching, just checked in.

What?

You mean the jerk who bought the theater and had the whole block bulldozed?

Hush. I can't save you if they hear you.

So what?

Don't mess with him. He has ghost eyes

that can see right through you.

It's not my mind he's after.

It's my chest.

Just watch out.

Watch out, huh?

What is this?

Nothing. I'm just hoping you'll score with Joseph tonight.

No way.

If you didn't give him a tight schedule,

he would have given you a wonder bra set.

Is every guy like you two

who only cares about boobs?

Let me tell you. A man who really likes you

won't care about your boobs.

I had this altered twice, it should fit perfectly.

Perfect.

Don't worry.

Win Joseph's heart. Don't let Sam down.

That's right.

I repeat, a man who really likes you

won't care about your boobs.

Just because I have no boobs,

-you've never treated me like a woman. -Is she pissed?

That may be true, but I take care of you.

I'm not some abandoned pet. I don't need patronizing.

I have Joseph.

Oh, no, I missed.

-Take a photo of me. -Okay.

I have Joseph.

You've got it, man!

Let's have more shots!

Mr. Ma.

Ms. Fok.

-Have some tea. -Thank you.

A driver like me is nobody.

Forgive me if I am being too honest,

but I think men are miserable because they want to chase the sun.

I'm just a driver with some say.

You just proved that you are no ordinary driver.

-Have some tea. -Okay.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Let's go.

Sir, a very important guest is coming.

We must check all the bulbs and wires.

I'm filling in for my friend.

I must keep my word.

You're doing this for a friend? Cool.

Keep going.

Work hard!

-Thank you. -Welcome.

-Have a nice day. -Thank you very much.

Banker wins.

That's not fair. You don't let me win.

You placed your own bets.

But this is truly a shitty hand.

I'll go with the player again.

Why must you waste your time?

I've got to see this for myself.

Here.

Hey, I know he's good-looking,

but could you deal fair and square?

Deal, miss! You took the money.

Sit down.

Miss.

We're here to invest in hope.

Don't mess up our pace.

True, our hope is in your hands.

Deal, gorgeous.

Yes, deal, gorgeous.

King is good.

Player six.

Banker three.

That's okay, it's only three.

-Bank draws. -Only three.

Picture!

-Seven. Banker wins. -Damn, it was so close!

You're the dealer, not the bouncer.

Don't be greedy, sir.

Loan sharks target people like you

who think of themselves as the god of gamblers.

How about I report you for lecturing me?

I believe what goes around comes around.

Wait. I'm this girl's aunt.

We are here for a little family gathering.

You believe in karma, huh?

You know what? Putting your trust in people is risky.

Is that so?

If I were to make your life miserable, you would be dead by now.

Do you understand?

If you do that,

-I'll be dead. -Why is that?