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Oh, fuck!
Aw, fuck.
Not funny, Vinny, okay?
Just a little whoopsy, okay? - It's funny.
It is funny. - Aw, man.
Markets are down, buddy.
Markets are down. - You do that one!
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, BitCoin took a huge hit today, buddy.
A huge hit. - They're going down!
Boom ba!
And a bunch of cascading, uh,
liquidations happening, right now.
7% down, and all the alts following.
Yeah, but honestly, though,
it's probably a good opportunity to buy.
I'm gonna buy!
Buy all those alt coins.
Yeah.
You know, I get paid Friday,
so hopefully the market stays down,
and then we can buy the dip, right?
- Buy the right! - Yeah!
We get to buy the dip!
What are you gonna do at daycare today?
I'm eating stuff.
You're gonna eat stuff?
Yeah.
Yeah, I bought this NFT exchange,
and it uses AMM pools.
You can use your NFTs to provide liquidity now.
I bought the coin from the company
that figured it out.
- Hi, how's it going? - Good morning.
- Checking in? - Yes.
- Okay, what's your name? - Carter.
Carter, okay.
We'll get you checked in.
Awesome.
Right, you guys are all set. - Great, thanks.
- See you. - Have a good day.
See you tomorrow, yup.
Gonna go?
Yeah, okay.
Hey, Jane. - Hey, Mike.
Just checking in Vinny Alverado.
- Hi, Vinny. - Here, buddy.
Gotta sign in.
Don't forget, you gotta sign in, buddy.
Look at this.
Um, Mike, there's a problem.
Everything-everything okay?
Actually, can you give me one minute?
- Yeah, sure. - Yeah.
Take your time.
Hey, how you doing? - Hi.
Um, it looks like there's a hold on your account.
A hold?
- You're four weeks overdue on your payment.
We can't keep Vinny enrolled here
unless the overdue invoices are addressed.
Shh, I'm talking.
Hold on one second, buddy.
Um.
Yeah, uh.
Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?
Uh, take him to work with me?
I don't know, but there's not much more
we can do on our end here.
Um.
What about, um.
Didn't my dad put down a deposit, or something?
What about that?
Can't you use that?
- If we use that deposit for back payments,
then that's it.
He would no longer be enrolled,
and we would just return the remaining deposit
balance to you.
And that deposit balance.
Would that be in cash?
There we go, there we go.
This is real good, buddy.
Are you excited to go to work with your big brother today?
Yeah, working with my brother.
Yeah!
All right.
We don't wanna be late for your first day at work, huh?
Okay.
You're a working man now.
- No way. - No?
No.
- Yeah, I don't want to work, either.
Sometimes you gotta do things
you don't wanna do, you know?
You don't wanna be poor your whole life, right?
Yeah!
- Get those numbers up, boys!
Here, sit down.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, here, here.
You wanna watch a little video
while your brother works, huh?
Okay.
Okay, but look at me real quick.
Look at me.
Be good.
You stay here.
Don't talk to anybody, okay?
Okay.
- Okay, I love you, buddy. - Love you.
Hey!
Looks like the dipshit finally decided
to come to work. - Shut up.
Shut the fuck up, shut up.
- Shut up? - Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck- - Mike.
Mr. Peterson!
Hey. - Yeah.
Where you been all morning?
Me?
Been at work.
Just working away.
I mean, I was just in the bathroom a moment ago.
Uh, do you want me to tell you
when I go to the bathroom, Mr. Peterson?
No.
Uh.
Hmm.
Hey.
Hello?
Uh.
Hey.
Ah!
- The door is locked. - Butter and jelly.
- Come on, man! - That's not your sandwich.
Bro, open the door. - Who is that guy?
What's going on?
This guy's eating our lunches.
Come on, how'd he get here?
Hey, hello!
Hey, that's our shit, bro!
What are you fucking doing?
Open the fucking door!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on?
- I think there's a fight in the break room.
That's our shit!
That's my shit you're eating!
Hey, hey, Vinny!
Vinny, open the door!
Vinny, open the door!
- Who is Vinny? - He's my, he's my brother.
Hey, Vinny! - Who's Vinny?
Open the door, Vinny!
Why's he eating our shit?
He's eating it right now.
He's got, he's got special needs, okay?
Hey, hey- - I don't care about-
Hey, hey!
Hey, back off, okay?
Hey, hey, hey!
Back the fuck off!
- I'm really trying hard not to lose my cool here.
But I'm pretty disappointed by all this.
How long you been with us?
Eight years.
Eight years.
That's a long time.
- Free mobile game with no ads?
Save the princess, fight the dragon-
Right, Vinny.
Not now.
Right?
It's rude to be on your phone like that.
- I don't know what's gotten into you lately.
Showing up late, bringing your brother?
He's eating everyone's lunch, he ate my lunch.
I don't know what I'm gonna do for lunch now.
Mike.
Yeah, uh, no, sorry.
I just, um.
I really love my job.
I-I love it so much, I think I should be
paying you $15 an hour- - I appreciate it.
- Just to get- - I appreciate
you saying that. - The chance to work here.
I just have to check something
real quick here. - I've been-
Uh, so sorry about that.
Super embarrassing.
- Could you put the phone down for a sec?
Yeah, I was gonna.
Look, Mike.
I know it's been hard lately,
with your mom passing and all.
But I'm trying to run my dad's business here,
and lately, it seems like your mind's been-
someplace else.
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