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Huayi Brothers Media Corporation Huayi Brothers International Limited Present
Presented By Wang Zhongjun
Production Making Film Productions Limited
Sorry
Not again. What's up with you lately?
The traffic was really bad
Liar
I just called the doorman at your place
He said you left at 12:30
Hmm
I didn't know you care so much about me
I just wanna do my job
Let's get started then
Zhou Xun
Your dad's birthday's coming up
What are you getting him?
I dunno. Help me pick something
He's your dad
You know how much he likes you
He'll be happy with anything you pick
What did you give him last year?
A bunch of porn
Huang Xiao Ming
Right
You have such great taste!
Well, it's been some time since my mom died
Can't blame my dad for having needs
Let's go for the same thing this year
But hey
Burn me a copy this time
Can you behave yourself?
What did I do wrong?
Fine
I've got some good news
What?
I'm seeing someone
Executive Producer Wang Zhonglei
A Pang Ho-Cheung Film
Is everything okay?
Sorry
My girlfriend spilled her wine
- Can you please clean it up? - Of course
Why did he think...
You'd be happy for him?
He's a dumbass!
He said I used to ask him
Why he's been single for so long
He thought I'd be glad to hear the news
Well, did you use to do that?
Of course not!
Did I?
Why don't you get a girlfriend?
Hey!
Why aren't you seeing anyone?
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Well, you can't blame him then
I did everything I could already
I'm a girl
I can't just say to him
"Hey, hit on me?"
I called you here to make her feel better
Sorry
I'm still hung over
Alright, let me get this straight
Hey!
You said her boyfriend cheated on her...
With this slutty bitch from Taiwan, right?
But he never really went out with her
So he's not actually cheating
He betrayed my trust!
When we were in college, he told me
He wouldn't date anyone
My family's not really well off
And my dad's getting old
I want him to have a better life
I wanna put my career first
and make a good living
- And... - When you become a big shot
Until then...
I won't date
You can get a girlfriend anytime you want
Eh?
So you knew it all along
What?
You can't blame him, can you?
I was waiting for him!
Whose side is she on?
Leave us alone!
Get out!
Did you ask him how he met that bitch?
I didn't need to
He told me
Remember my business trip to Taiwan last month?
"Love is like the wind"
"It comes and goes without a trace"
"Making you smile, leaving you in sorrow"
Excuse me...
Can I sit here?
Sure!
- I haven't slept for days - But, uh...
Can you wake me up...
When we get to Terminal 2?
Thanks
Okay
She was sleeping like a kitten
I felt this urge to protect her
I guess men work out at the gym
So that one day we can give girls like her
A shoulder to lean on
We're here
Oops! I drooled
This is so embarrassing
It's all your fault
Huh?
It felt so good
Sleeping on your shoulder
So I drooled
This is so not me
Hey, wait
You left your camera behind
You're sweet
Anyway, bye
Hey!
Wait!
She's a pro
Any hope for me?
Nope
Oh my God! Look at this!
My Love
My Darling
Have you stopped going to therapy?
Ever since watching "Ghost" when I was small
I've wanted to learn this
I fantasized
While I play with the clay
A man just like in the movie
Would hug me from behind
And we'd work on it together
They make pottery in "Ghost"
This is sculpture
It doesn't spin
Who cares
The point is...
It's gotta be
A topless guy
Hugging me from behind
Don't tell me
You've never shagged a guy here before
Sorry
My bad
Listen
Find a new guy. It's been too long
Why are you so into him?
True, he has a big nose
So his package down under must be...
Well, I know you don't give a shit
You drive guys crazy
You'll never know how I feel
He wanted to put his career first
I tried to get him a promotion
That's why I sent him to Taiwan
But he didn't get it at all
He hooked up with a girl there
How can I let it go?
You're right
I get it
This isn't about her anymore
It's about our pride as Shanghai girls
Just help me get him back
A great man once said
"With great power comes great responsibility"
Sounds familiar. Who said that?
Spiderman
You're lucky to have me
I'm the best sweet-talker in town
This is a hard one
But I'm gonna help you
- Thank you - Not so fast
Your case is...
Really tricky
My enemy's too tough
I don’t mind tough competition
But I do mind a dumbass teammate
Time to call the girls
Those Taiwan chicks think they can flirt
Let's show them
How it's really done
Get ready...
To get your man back
The name of our mission?
Who we're proud to be...
"Women Who Flirt"
According to our test
It took the waitress 2 mins and 16 secs
To notice the spilled wine
What's her name?
I'll fire her
Mr. Qiu, the performance of your staff
Is not the problem here
There's a serious imbalance between
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