Akiba Maid War (アキバ冥途戦争)

AKIHABARA

Maid

Teahouse

Chief!

Welcome home, Master

Welcome home, Mistress

Welcome home, Master

Welcome home, Mistress

Welcome home, Master

Omelet fully loaded with chicken and rice

Make it yummy, moe moe kyun

With plenty of milk and plenty of love

Let's cast a spell, moe moe kyun

Seeing sooo many masters here makes me so happy, oink!

Seeing sooo many masters here makes me so happy, oink!

Fresh out of Moe Moe Forest

This maid's going whole hog, oink!

Welcome home, Master

Kawaii is justice, oink!

My makeup's just the bomb, like, O.M.G.!

Ramen, extra veggies, topped with sauce, fat, and garlic aplenty

Welcome home to the pigsty!

Hey! (Yeah!) This is my maid way! (Whoo!)

Shot through your heart like, Boom! Boom! Boom! (Alright!)

Take an instax with the scumbag

Hey! (Yeah!) Maid princesses from Hell! (Whoo!)

Stan for me or, Blam! Blam! Blam! (Okay)

Petticoats whirl in a scuffle

Hide-and-seek at the maid cafe

Nice service for booming sales

Falling in love a big no-no

A cutesy garden of secrets

AKIHABARA

Oink It Up!

Starting Today, You're an Akiba Maid!

I can't bear you not coming, Master. We're 100% Wool! Please check us out!

We're a maid cafe. Would you care to stop by?

Hello, Mistresses!

Would you like to come rest for a bit? Please come to our cafe, meow!

Wow...

Real maid cafe girls!

Amazing! They're all so cute!

And there's so many of them.

I can't believe I'm really here in Akiba!

Hello, Mistress!

If you bring this flyer, you won't have to pay the service charge.

Come check us out, meow!

Oh, thank you so much!

I'll definitely go!

Mraww!

Oinky Doink Cafe

Maid Cafe

This Building

2F

This is it.

Maid Cafe

Oinky Doink Cafe

Welcome home to the pigsty!

Sorry oink, but we're not-

No, that's not it!

I'm the new maid starting here today, Nagomi Wahira.

It's very nice to meet you!

Chief! Person for you.

Ah, the new girl.

Oh! That's me!

For starters, can you go get changed first?

Good morning!

Wow, she's such a mature-looking maid.

It's so nice that I get to work with such a pretty senpai!

Let's see...

Nagomi Wahira,

use this locker

Manager

I've dreamed of wearing a maid outfit!

It's so cute!

Okay! Let's do this!

Nice to meet you!

I'm Nagomi Wahira, here for the live-in position!

I'm seventeen years old!

I've always dreamed of being a cute maid and I'm going to do my best!

You WANT to be a maid? In this day and age?

You'll manage just fine. The timing doesn't matter.

The important thing is that you're young!

What you're feeling now...

You should treasure that.

I will!

Okay, let's see the other new girl.

Permission to speak!

#96, Ranko Mannen, thirty-five years old.

That's too funny. You're almost forty!

A thirty-five-year-old newbie maid? Chief!

She'll manage! Age doesn't matter.

People can start over however many times, as long as they're motivated.

I am motivated.

That's awesome!

Anyway, starting today we'll do our best with the four of you!

Um, sorry.

Who's that over there?

Oh, that's a maid.

Maid... A pand...

You've never seen a panda before?

No, I-

Cute, huh? No, I-

O-oh, right.

It's an Akiba maid cafe after all.

Of course you have a panda or two.

Not usually.

The ditzy act, huh?

Pretty solid.

That's what you're going with?

Uh, no, I- Anyway, we're pressed for time so I'm gonna open the place.

Anyway, we're pressed for time so I'm gonna open the place.

O-okay!

Oh yeah, one more thing.

Don't you two disappear on me, too.

I've always wanted to be a maid, so I'll work like my life depends on it!

Wow! This is such a sweet surprise!

Yumechi

Seeing sooo many masters here

makes me sooo full of happiness!

Oinky doink!

I hope I can be like her soon. Yumechi, you're so cute!

You'd hafta give up being human then.

She's off in a different world.

Give up being human... This is my personal recommendation, oink!

Yo, new girls.

Will you go serve these Oinky Doink drinks to the masters?

Yes, right away!

Moe, moe, kyun.

Please join me.

Oh, okay...

Moe, moe, kyun. Moe...moe...kyun.

Listen, you gotta pump things up a notch.

But I was super pumped.

More like...

Oinky-moe, doinky-moe, oinky doink doink!

...y'know?

Oinky-moe, doinky-moe, oinky doink doink...

You embarrassed?

No, not in the slightest.

Okay, I'm going to nail my first task as a maid!

I'm going to give up being human, just like Yumechi!

Oink!

Fresh out of Moe Moe Forest, I'm Oinky Doink Cafe's maid Nagomi, snooort!

I love eating widdle acorns!

My hobby is chatting with my good friend Mr. Sparrow, snooort!

Okay...

Very hap-pig to make your acquaintance, snooort!

Oinky doink!

Hey.

Oink?

Let's read the manual properly, shall we?

Let us send you off, Master!

See you later!

See you later!

I'm so sorry about today.

But I promise to try harder, so please bear with me!

Just don't make trouble for my regulars.

Yumechi...

Okay...

I finally got to be a maid.

There's no time for getting discouraged!

Welcome home to the pigsty!

Hey, Nagomi!

Perhaps this is your first visit to a maid cafe?

You don't have to be nervous!

Actually, I just started as a maid today myself!

Here's your Oinky Doink water!

Drinking too much will turn you into a piglet, so please be car...

If you drink too much you'll turn into a piglet!

Manager!

Can I see you over here?

Of course, gladly!

I do believe the "sweets money" you owe is overdue.

"Sweets money"?

No, no, those dues...

I'm so very sorry!

Won't you please give us a little more time?!

Do you really understand your place in this matter?

The only reason swine like you can do business in Akiba

is because you're affiliated with the Creatureland Group.

If you truly understood your situation,

those words wouldn't be coming out of your mouth.

Of course! I'm very much aware of that.

The let's see your "due dues."

No luck.