Plus-Sized Elf (エルフさんは痩せられない。)

Are you hungry? Want some of this?

What a cutie! Do you want a snack?

Don't feed it junk.

Maybe I have leftovers from lunch...

Well, well. Back again, are we?

Here, doggie! For you!

Good boy!

Oh wow. This doggie has a big fat belly.

Plus-Sized Elf

The Baron's Dog and the Floating Pig

Sure enough! Jogging is the best exercise for an elf!

Can't say the same for those losers...

Jeepers! I'm gonna shrivel up!

I can't take any more of this.

I'm wilting...

Twitch Twitch

BAAAARF

I invited them to join me, but they all went home early!

Well, too much exertion can lead to injury.

By the way, do you come to this park often, Elfuda?

Are you kidding?

Alternate Dimension

Entrance

This is where I crossed over into your world.

Huh?!

So, this is the gate to your world?

Yep. It's how I come and go.

Hold on. Does that mean I could visit your world, too?

Only if you have mana.

Oh...

Alright. Let's get back to running!

Sure. I'm right behind you!

Whew, I'm beat. Time for a post-run snack.

SHAZAM!

Where the heck were you keeping that?!

What's the deal?

I'm betting it wants your fry.

But jeez! This doggie sure is big!

Seems a little fat if you ask me.

When it comes to animals: the rounder, the cuter!

Who's a good doggie?

Aren't you just the cutest fluffball!

I always wanted to have a pet dog when I was little.

Hey, come back!

Time for more pets!

Not the kinda guy who should keep a pet...

There, there! Good doggie!

Cut it out!

Look, Elfuda! This dog turned into a person!

That's a lycanthrope. Otherwise known as a werewolf.

They're prideful creatures that stand at the top of the food chain.

But most of them have moody personalities that are annoying to deal with.

Oh, shut up!

I'm not taking that from an elf who reeks of grease!

I do NOT reek!

Elves have a floral aroma!

Don't take it personally. Dogs just have a sharp nose.

I'm not a dog!

Why don't you just get lost! I'm trying to exercise here!

Exercise?

I recognize the roundness of those curves...

You're on a diet, aren'tcha? Fatty fido!

I'm a wolf!

Humans bring me lots of yummy treats.

And I don't want to let any go to waste.

But eating all of them made me FAT!

Fucking humans!

What a dirty mouth...

I keep running my ass off, but haven't shed any pounds!

And my body is so heavy that it drags me down!

Then why not do some stretches to help keep you moving?

Stretches?

Even just stretching for 5 minutes will have a significant impact if you do it daily.

There are a lot of muscles clustered near your hip joints in particular,

so loosen them up and get your lymphatic system moving!

Man! Stretches really work!

My body feels nice and warm now.

You're pretty amazing for a mere human.

I'll give you permission to join my pack!

Pack?

Yeah, I'm the boss!

She really has a thing for you.

Lycanthropes typically operate in packs only with their own kind.

It's rare for them to include an outsider.

Maybe you should learn to "shake." Then she'll like you even more.

"Shake?" That's only for dogs...

Ah! D-Don't get the wrong idea!

Shake.

Sit.

I dunno why, but I can't control myself!

You know, these guys can't disobey orders from those who are higher up in the pack.

I'm betting she subconsciously

regarded you as superior while you were instructing us on stretches.

Now she'll do whatever you want. Even "beg" if you say the word.

"Beg"? Get serious...

Begging?! Absolutely not!

Uh, I'm sorry!

Oh no! I can't stop! Please no!

I'm gonna beg!

She reverted to her original form.

The overwhelming shame made it impossible to stay as a human, I guess.

Wah! I only wanted to lose some weight!

I'm really sorry about this!

What kind of pathetic pooch cries over a little begging?

Excuse you!

Come on, Elfuda. Don't be so mean.

Nobody gets away with making fun of me!

You've got guts to fight with an elf.

All right. Let me teach you some manners.

Sniffle

Plus-Sized Elf

Plus-Sized Elf!

Let's move on from jogging.