Westworld

Hi. Ed Renfrew for Delos again. If there's anyone who doesn't know...

...what Delos is, well, as we've always said:

Delos is the vacation of the future, today.

At Delos, you get your choice of the vacation you want.

There's Medieval World, Roman World and, of course, Westworld.

Let's talk to some of the people who've been there.

- Pardon me. What is your name? - Gardner Lewis.

- Just got back from Westworld. - Tell us how you liked it. Mr. Lewis.

When you played cowboys and Indians as a kid, you'd point your finger,

and go "Bang Bang" and the other kid would lie down and pretend dead.

Well, Westworld is the same thing, only it's for real.

I shot six people. Well, uh, they weren't real people.

What Mr. Lewis means is he shot six robots...

...scientifically programmed to look, act, talk and even bleed just like humans do.

- Isn't that right? - Well, they may have been robots.

I mean, uh, I think they were robots. I mean, I know they were robots.

Yes, the robots of Westworld are there to serve you...

...and to give you the most unique vacation experience of your life.

Thank you, sir.

And you, madam?

- Hello. - What is your name?

My name is Janet Lane, and I was in Roman World.

What is the one thing that stands out in your mind about Roman World?

Oh, well, I think it would be...

...the men.

I just feel marvelous. I mean, it's just a warm, glowing place to be.

- Thank you very much. - Oh, thank you very much.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- And you, sir? - Yeah?

What is your name, sir?

Oh, I'm Ted Mann. I'm a stockbroker from St. Louis.

And which world did you just come from, sir?

Oh, you're not gonna believe this.

I've just been the sheriff of Westworld for the last two weeks.

- Did it seem real to you? - It's the realest thing I ever done.

- I mean that. - Thank you very much.

Yeah.

- And you, sir? - My name's Arthur Caine.

I've been in the castle.

I've had a couple of sword fights and three jousts.

And I...

I married a beautiful princess.

Is that something you always dreamed of doing, sir?

All my life. Ha-ha-ha.

Well, there were some comments of the people who just returned from Delos.

Why don't you make arrangements to take our hovercraft to Medieval World...

...Roman World and Westworld? Was it worth $1000 a day?

Yes.

Contact us today, or see your travel agent.

Boy, have we got a vacation for you.

505-345-675, Delta 9.

505-345-675, Delta 9.

Read you as Kappa 505-899 on a y-axis...

...confirm a reading of Gamma 505-786. See if you have all that.

Kappa 505-899...

This is Delos Control to Station 3.

You're cleared on vector 79, on a 195.

We anticipate a scan in about four and a half minutes.

I'm not worried at all. I'm just c... Thanks.

I'm just curious.

How much do they weigh?

- Three or four pounds. - That heavy?

Do they have much of a kick?

A Colt .45?

Well, I never fired one before.

Hey.

What about that thing where you go like this over the gun?

- Fanning. - Yeah.

What about it?

- Is that hard to do? - No.

Now, when they give you the gun belt...

...does it have those strings to tie around your leg?

- If that's the kind you want. - That's the kind I want.

I think it's probably better for quick draws, you know?

It all depends.

What kind of gun belt did you have the last time?

I had the one without the strings.

- And you could draw fast? - Mm-hm.

Hmm. Then maybe it doesn't matter after all.

- The guns they give you are real guns? - Mm-hm.

- Real guns. - Ha.

That's incredible.

Give us a shift to 197 and take it down to 443.

We have negative acceleration of 22...

...so long as you maintain passenger comfort.

Sequencing was transferred according to the log at 041.

The orientation on the resort will now begin.

Please put on your earphones.

Don't you wanna listen?

I heard it the last time.

Consists of three separate resort areas, each with its own special appeal.

Whichever resort you've chosen...

...we are sure you will have a fascinating and rewarding stay here.

Western World is a complete re-creation of the American frontier of 1880.

Here it is possible to relive the excitement...

...and stresses of pioneer life to the fullest.

Western World is a life of lawless violence...

...a society of guns and action.

This is Medieval World, where we have reconstructed 13th-century Europe.

A world of chivalry and combat, romance and excitement.

Our teams of engineers have spared no expense in this re-creation...

...precise to the smallest detail.

Then we have Roman World:

A lusty treat for the senses in the setting of delightful, decadent Pompeii.

Here the traveler experiences the sensual, relaxed morality...

...that existed at the peak of the imperial Roman Empire.

All together, these resorts comprise Delos...

...the most exciting vacation spot in the history of man.

This is Delos Control to Station 3.

Your negative deceleration should be 25...

...and ground speed should be 355 and dropping.

The whole spectrum of technology has been employed in Delos...

...for the vacationer's pleasure. Expensive and unusual...

...Delos is not for everyone. But for those that choose it...

...it is truly a unique and rewarding experience.

Think about transferring for the approach.

- Transfer 393. - Note a wind change...

We have you on Grid 5, over. Notify ground crews.

Stand by. Locking in now.

Shut down two, shut down three.

Down two. Down three.

Nice job, everybody.

Welcome to Delos.

Please go to your color-coded tram...

...which will take you to the world of your choice.

Give your name to the attendant.

Welcome to Delos.

Please go to your color-coded tram...

...which will take you to the world of your choice.

- May I have your name, please? - John Blane.

- Peter Martin. - Thank you.

Please go to your color-coded tram...

...which will take you to the world of your choice.

We are sure you will enjoy your stay...

- Was she a...? - Probably.

That's amazing.

There are no rules...

Supposedly, you really can't tell, except by looking at the hands.

Do not be afraid of hurting anything...

They haven't perfected the hands yet.

Nothing can go wrong.

You will enjoy your stay in Roman World.

While you are there, please feel free to indulge your every whim.

Medieval World exists for you, the guest.

Nothing can go wrong.

See if you can get another programmer on the grid.

I have a quick fade in the CRT and my balance controls don't seem to help me.

I'm keeping this in real time.

Switch me over to an online status and I'll do it manually.

You've got a 3-millisecond cycle delay which should be computed in.

I don't know what to do if the stagecoach is late.

Oh, it's fantastic.

I reckon that's everything.

Bath's down the hall.

Bath will cost you two bits for hot water.

Dinner at 7, breakfast at 6:30. Get lunch on your own.

Couple places in town to eat.

Don't look like much here, but we have everything.

Just a minute.

- You mean to tell me he's a robot? - That's what I mean to tell you.

I'm paying $1000 a day for this?

Well, it's authentic.

The West of the 1880s.

Well, at least they could have made it a little more comfortable.

That's the point.

This is really the way it was.

If you wanted comfort, you should have stayed in Chicago.

Hey, Julie would have loved all this.

Poking around for hours in all those funny shops, looking for silly...

Peter, what the hell's wrong with you? You're a lawyer.

You know better than anybody else what a ride she took you for.

- Well, the kids. - Well, fine, the kids.

Here you are, six months later, still thinking about it.

No, not really. Just came to mind, is all.

There's a lot to do here.

- What'll it be? - Whiskey.

What about you?

Uh, vodka martini on the rocks with a twist of lemon. Very dry, please.

Just give him whiskey. He's new in town.

- You gotta get into the feel of the thing. - I feel silly.

Why?

It looks like a joke.

Well, it's not a joke, it's an amusement park.

The best amusement park in the world.

All you have to do is have fun.

Some pretty rough-looking customers here.

- How many of them are...? - Guests like us?

Who knows? That's the beauty of this place, it doesn't matter.

It may look rough, but it's still just a resort.

There's no way to get hurt here. Just enjoy yourself.

What is this stuff?

It doesn't say.

- God. Give me this. - Puts hair on your chest.

Yeah.

Sloppy with your drink.

- Get this boy a bib. - Ha.

Yes, sir.

- Go on. - No.

He needs his mama.

Kill him. If you don't kill him...