Mighty Magiswords

In Rhyboflaven somewhere. Vague!

If I do say so myself, sis, we rocked that mission for Fud.

I must hand it to you, dear brother,

it was your masterful efforts that helped us to obtain

the Mango of Understanding for Fud's special Smart Tarts.

I proudly accept your accolades,

but I couldn't have done it without my super sis!

And now our cups runneth the heck over

with fat stacks of Jemms!

Just in time, too.

Docky Boardman will flip his lid

if we don't pay for the damage we did to the boardwalk.

Still not sure how we did that. I'm almost impressed.

Don't worry. I'm sure we'll have plenty of Jemms left over.

To buy a honey of a new Magisword!

Good day, my warriors. Hey, Phil. Hey, Phil.

Want to take a selfie with this MagiMobile I just stole?

So long, fellows!

He took our Jemms, didn't he?

Yes. Yes, he did.

Phil! Phil!

Phil will take that one, and also that one.

Ooh! And how about that one?

Well, I've still got five Jemms hidden in my sock.

And I have another five.

That's neither enough to pay for the damage

nor for the Magiswords.

But do you know what it is enough Jemms for?

Soon, at Slugburger!

The inevitable is delicious.

Wow! Business sure is bumping at Slugburger today.

Can't be fun to be Witchy Simone presently.

Yeah, must be hard to stomach.

That's good slugburger.

Want a slurp of my inkie shake? It's purplicious!

No, thanks. I'm just fine with my chiton panini.

There's finally something on the menu I truly like.

With my slugburger eaten, reality has once again set in.

Indeed. We are now completely out of Jemms.

We're ding-dang doomed. Hey, there, warriors.

I overheard your predicament 'cause you're so loud.

Spoony, the owner of Slugburger,

promoted me to manager this week.

Ah! Ah!

I needs to hire two people to cover my shift

and another shift I just made up.

I bet in a month or so, you two will make enough extra dough!

Warrior huddle! A month?!

Flipping mollusks on top of our main gig for a month?

Warriors first! Warriors forever!

Ow! Fear not, Prohyas.

With the aid of our Magiswords, this'll be a snap.

Yeah, you're right! Yeah, it could even be fu...

Ohh! Yawn.

Warrior huddles are long... And audible.

We accept this mission!

Yay! I get to work with my buddies!

Don't worry, guys. It'll be easy.

Thank you so much, Squirt!

Hiring her buddies?! I can't just let Witchy Simone...

No, Spoony! No, no! You made her manager.

You gotta let this kid make her own mistakes.

Now I'm gonna go watch in secret.

Not big on the gear. My sweet guns busted right out.

Can you believe they wanted me to wear pants with this?

Yo, Vambre! Your workstation is back here!

Prohyas, you stay up front and serve the customers!

Choppy-choppy!

Did our pallio Witchy Simone just bark orders at us?

Now!

Your job, Vamburrito, is to flippity-flip the slug patties

with this here spatula.

There'll be no need for this little device. I've got...

Pencil Magisword!

I can fit lots more patties on this, and then I can draw...

Absotively not! Vambre, I just got this promotion!

I can't have old Spoony seeing my hires using weird Magiswords.

Just use the normal utensils, all right?

You get started. I gots to go tell Prohyas what to do.

Gagswoggle! I can't believe I'm doing this.

I want to tell this newbie

all 25 of the things she's doing wrong,

but I gotta leave that to Witchy Simone.

Whoooooooo!

Okay, you take the orders.

And remember... The customer is always right.

Welcome to Slugburger, a slug-fest of slugs for your mouth.

Warriors working at Slugburger?!

Is there some horrid monster hiding in the cash register?

Or perhaps a priceless treasure

buried beneath the deep-fat fryer?!

Deep! May I take your order, please?

Hmm. I'd like a Junior Slugburger.

No! Make that a Double Mega Slug Deluxe!

You want cheese on that Double Mega?

What kind you got?

We got a lovely wensleysnail in this week.

You got Swiss? Yes... we have no Swiss.

No Swiss?! What kind of dump you running here?!

Dumpy!

All right, then... Two Double Mega Slugs Deluxe.

Okay, I need two Slippery Belly Bombs! Burn 'em!

Don't make up shorthand!

- And add tomatoes! - Tomatoes!

Tomatoes! Tom-ah-toes!

Lousy dull knife!

Why can't... I just use... Magiswords?!

Ooh! And a whole lot of onions! Onions!

Ugh! With onions now, I guess!

I wish I were using Onion Magisword right now!

Actually, wait! Onions make me urpy!

Urpy! Uh, I still want mine.

We must... have... toasted... buns!

Toasted!

Toasted buns.

Radiator Magisword would've been done by now!

We need pickles! Uh, pickles!

Avocado! Pineapple! Artichoke! Banana!

Cucumber! Ketchup! Hot sauce!

Chocolate maple syrup! Dude, seriously?

I mean, I was okay with pineapple, but...

Gateaux! Mmm! Syrup!

And to top it all off... Whipped cream!

Whatever. Order! Och!

Incoming! Ugh!

Two big things with all the things on it.

Huh? Oh. No. Changed our minds.

Just a glass of water. Agua!

After all that, you don't want 'em?!

Nope. Changed our minds.

Like the menu-man says, "The customer is always right"!

Right.

Okay. Okay, fine. So it's water you want?

Yes. Delicious, free water!

Free!

Oh, I want to step in so bad!

Hold these, gentlepersons.

Dolphin Magisword!

You want agua? I'll H-2-The-Heck-Out-Of-O!

It's like I told ya... The Slug Rib is seasonal.

We'll have 'em in... What in the stinkin' world?!

It's so important to hydrate! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop it!

You unleash the beast on Witch Way,

and we're all out on the street!

I didn't know dolphins were even capable of looking angry.

Capable!

I will take care of Witch Way.

You mooks keep your Magiswords sheathed

and get back to your stations!

Thatagirl, Witchy Simone! Show 'em the tough love!

That's right. Put 'er away. Scoot!

It's so hard to find good help these days.

What can I do for you fine gentlefolk?

Thatagirl, Simone! Make 'em comfy!

Welcome to Slugburger, a slug-fest of slugs for your mouth.

May I take your order, Ord Man Ordman?

I'd like a...

Okay, one slugburger with cheese.

Ooh!

Was I not supposed to say that out loud?

Why do you think I whispered?!

Fine... Just give me whatever you got

that doesn't have slugs in it.

Um... here.

It's a... Rhyboflaven roll.

Exotic! Okay, who's next?

Oh, everyone. Everyone is next.

I... I can't...

Ooh! Neddy's turn! I would like a...