K.C. Undercover

K.C., Ernie...

Got some exciting news.

They finally made "Y" an official fulltime vowel?

You got my face tattooed on your back

to prove your undying love for me?

There was a mix-up at the hospital,

now the traveling circus family wants Ernie back?

No.

And we'd never let them take you back.

I'm kidding.

The organization has chosen us

to try out some new spy gadgets.

Awesome. Mm-hmm.

Whoo.

Is that the new rapid-fire dart gun?

I hear it's dartastic.

K.C., careful with that.

What?

How hard can it be to operate a dart gun?

I once fired a surface-to-air missile blindfolded.

Okay, I can see that you did not know about that.

Oh, no.

Is that the organization?

No, it's my friend needy Mindy.

Hey, Mindy!

What do you need?

Mom said not to touch that.

No, she said be careful.

Besides, I mean, what could possibly happen?

Ah!

My butt! My butt!

My beautiful butt!

Ernie, I am so sorry.

It was an accident.

I just kind of picked it up like this and then...

Ah!

Just put it down!

Ah!

Ooh, my bad.

My butt.

Man, that thing is like a cheek-seeking missile.

Come on. Marisa, let's play some hoops.

Please, the only hoops that I'm interested in

are of the earring variety.

Besides, if you want to get your heart rate up,

just go to a Channing Tatum movie.

Marisa, basketball settles me, okay?

It gives me confidence.

When you sink that three-pointer...

it's like boom!

The whole world makes sense.

Gee, I still don't get it.

It's like...

when your hairdresser gives you the perfect balance of

highlights and lowlights.

Oh, that is like boom!

Hey!

This is our court.

Larry bird legs.

Hoo.

Yeah? Well, your court is adjourned.

You may approach the bench.

Ooh...

I mean it, we came to ball.

Oh, well, then grab some tissues

and go bawl somewhere else because we ain't moving.

Ooh!

See?

Nothing but net.

Nothing but luck.

Luck? You know what?

I'll show you luck.

You and me one-on-one, let's go right now.

Oh, I got to go right now.

What?

Did your mommy call?

No!

She texted.

Well, run on home to mom's.

I bet she has more game than you.

You talk about my mom's? You talking about my mom's!

You know what, no one talks about my mom's, that's it!

Okay?

You and me, Friday, 3 o'clock.

We'll see who's got game.

Yeah, you heard her.

You guys are nothing but candy wrappers,

empty cans and dirty napkins!

What?

I'm trash talking.

You poor baby,

I brought you some coco and marshmallows.

Let me do that for you.

Mom, I can pick up the remote myself.

I don't want you lifting a finger

until you're all healed.

Okay.

If taking care of me makes you feel better,

would you mind peeling my cheese sticks into strands,

the stringier the better.

Hey, Mom, I got your text.

What's this last minute mission about?

There's chatter about a possible break-in

at the federal reserve, we have to go check it out.

I wish I could go,

but crazy fingers over there

just had to put some extra holes in the seat cushion.

And since Ernie can't sit in the van.

K.C., I'll need you to fill in for him

and guide me through the tunnel system

under the building.

Let me give you some pointers.

When you're in the van, you need--

Oh, please, how hard can it be?

I mean, you do it.

Hey, guys, I'm E-Ernie.

What is going on?

Beepoo-beepoo-beepoo-beep.

It's time to bake the biscuits!

K.C., are you doing an Ernie impression?

Pssh.

No.

All right, Mom, you got two targets heading your way.

In 10 feet, make a right and go down the corridor.

Okay, turning the corner.

Uh, you got company at 3 o'clock.

Boom!

Not anymore I don't.

Oh, man, where did they come from?

What's that?

Uh, you got two guys 30 paces behind you.

All right, which way do I go? Left or right?

Um, let me check.

Uh, go straight.

There is no straight, there is a wall.

Left or right, K.C.?

Uh, wait a minute.

I don't have a minute.

What do I do? Left or right?

Left or right?

Go left and-- no, right--

No, left, yes, left.

I'm sure of it.

Mom?

Mom?

What happened to Mom?

She looks like my rear end feels.

Yeah, I accidentally sent her into enemy fire.

Why are you so determined to destroy this family?

Look, don't give me a hard time, okay?

I messed up.

Usually when I'm under pressure,

I'm at my best but today I just...

I fell apart.

Honey, it's not a big deal.

I managed to take cover and I took them down.

But what about the ringing in your ears?

I said I managed to take cover and I took them down!

Mom, please, punish me, okay?

Just take away my TV.

The one you never watch! Make me read.

More than you already do.

Don't let me go to a party this weekend.

You don't go to parties.

Well, then make me go to one and have the time of my life!

Mom, you have to punish me.

K.C., get over yourself.

This happens to agents all the time.

You should have seen what happened

with your father and me on our honeymoon.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la...

I mean on a mission where we posed as honeymooners.

I'm the one who came up with the idea of him

hiding in a barbecue pit.

How was I supposed to know there was gonna be

a luau that same night?

Long story short,

you forgive and you forget.

I still think I deserve to be punished.

I'm sending myself to my room with no dinner.

But, K.C.--

But nothing, Mother.

I need to think about what I've done.

Hey.

Oh, you didn't have to buy me lunch.

I didn't. They're both for me.

I just could not decide what to pick.

I stood there so long, my baby carrots hit puberty.

Since when can't you make a decision?

I totally messed up on this mission,

I sent my mom into danger.

I mean, she's fine but it was a really close call.

So your mom's mad at you? No.

You got grounded? No.

In fact, I asked her to punish me and she wouldn't.

You asked her to punish you?

Here's a hint, honey.