Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck"...

- Hey, kiddo. - Hi!

- Hey, Captain. How you doing?

- We got a pretty good crew for you.

You've got a senior deckhand.

- Kate? Trevor, senior deckhand.

- I'm Emily. - Trevor. I'm senior deckhand.

- Hey, I'm Trevor. I'm senior deckhand.

- Are you dating anyone? - I actually am.

She had just come back to the town.

- Oh, it's a she. - Yeah.

I think it's wild.

Is this our stew?

- I don't know what happened. I missed my plane.

- We have our primary, Alison.

Hi!

- She's Instagram friends with all of the other girls,

but they've never, ever met.

- Hey. - Kelley.

- Kelsey. Nice to meet you.

- It's been five months of no sex.

Ooh, I'm in trouble.

- Just make sure, when you're done with any hose, drain it.

So, yeah, these windows and then flats.

Just scrub this deck. - All right.

Trevor telling us to do, like, every little thing.

Don't treat me like I'm a green deckhand.

Hey, Trevor!

- Got to be smarter than that.

Hey, Kelley.

- The other two deckhands are having

a little issue with Trevor.

- He's your responsibility now, and just say, "Listen...

"if you think you're indispensable,

you're not."

Nobody is.

- Okay. Thanks, Captain.

Thank you.

- I'm here to make a great first impression on Captain Lee.

He said, "Figure it out."

I'm trying to, but I'm trying to also dip into

the pool of experience that you have,

and this problem this early on is terrifying.

Trevor, Trevor, this is Kelley.

- Put some vinegar in this water here.

- Yeah, there's some in there.

- Go ahead, Kelley. - Where you at?

- Meet you at the forward beam. - Roger that.

- Actually, I don't know how to AirDrop.

Kate, what's our itinerary?

- We're gonna have a beach picnic.

Are you looking for some?

- Yeah. - You want to send it to me?

- I probably do. I love you.

- I wish all guests were this social media-obsessed.

I could just lay in my bunk,

Tweeting them dinner times and menu options.

- Oh, your body is-- I mean, they're all insane.

- Your body. - Your body!

How's it going?

Come to our stool.

I'm very appreciative that I have you here.

I'm glad that you have leadership experience,

and, yes, you're the senior deckhand.

But I have Nico and Lauren getting frustrated

because sometimes you kind of bark orders

to the other two.

Um...

- Day one, I was like, "All right.

he doesn't really know our experience."

- Yeah. He does, though.

We both talked about it together, about--

- Yeah, if it's gonna be every day...

Every day.

- Seeing everybody's résumé, I know

everybody knows what the hell they're doing,

and I've seen it in action.

I feel undermined.

If Nico and Lauren have a problem with me,

they need to come discuss it with me firsthand,

not go talk behind my back.

Everybody can get a little snappy sometimes.

I happen to sometimes too.

I understand, man.

- Are you finished? - Yeah, go ahead.

Yep.

- Have you done beach parties before?

- No. - So get excited.

I'm gonna go over and show you how everything's set up.

I'll pack the coolers with Pinot Grigio, champagne,

diet Coke, sparking water.

- Okay, so we're just serving.

- Yeah. - Oh, that's awesome.

Super easy.

I love getting off the boat

and being on the beach, even if I'm working.

- It's just like serving on the boat.

But it's windy, sandy...

- I used to love beach picnics...

until I became a chief stew.

So if there's one service where I'm not gonna be present,

it's gonna be that one.

And so get excited.

F---ing undermine me.

Whoo!

- Hey, I've got some provisions that are on island.

Is there any way we can get it picked up?

- Let me check with Captain on that, but yeah.

- All right. That would be awesome.

- Do you need 'em today? - Yeah, yeah.

It's for this evening's dinner.

We're running out of gluten-free, fat-free,

dairy-free, tasteless ingredients.

Doesn't eat red meat.

Someone doesn't like seafood.

Others do like seafood.

Somehow, I'm gonna have to make this crap

actually taste like something.

- Ben needs provisions picked up from Road Town

for tonight's dinner.

- If you got to have 'em, got to have 'em.

I'll take Lauren with me.

- Make it quick. - Thanks, Captain.

Okay, Emily?

You being second stew, you are lead on service.

- Okay. - Wow, babe.

We're moving up in the world, aren't we?

Oh, she's so...

- We got to run to Road Town. - Oh, yeah?

Yeah, and Nico?

Can you start loading the inflatable

with all of the beach stuff? - Yes.

- You'll have Trevor helping you

and Barry helping you.

Thank you so much.

Yay!

- I like Ben. He's nice.

- Yeah. - Are him and Kate...

- No. Kate's got a girlfriend.

- What? Really? A girlfriend?

I had no idea.

Why? Are you interested?

- Yeah, that's why I was asking.

- I don't know where a cooler is.

- Yeah, yeah. For sure.

I hate these picnics. It sucks.

It's a pain in the ass. They always are.

Trevor, Trevor?

- Are you on the beach right now?

I am on the beach, yes.

- Pick a good spot. Give 'em a little palm tree.

I got to finish something up here on the boat.

I'll meet you at the beach soon.

Nico sold me out to Kelley,

so if you're gonna sh--talk me,

you're gonna have to do the sh-- work.

F---.

- Come on, Trevor. Where the f--- are you?

Talk to me.

- Grilled asparagus with lemon and pine nut.

Oh, that felt good, that cool air.

- Really? - Yeah, baby.

- I was dating this guy, and every morning,

he would put cornstarch on his balls

and then stand in front of the oscillating fan.

It was like, "My fan's broken."

- Trevor, Trevor. Come in, Trevor.

- Go ahead, Nico. - Yeah, Trevor,

if I could maybe get a hand out here?

- So you were flapping his corn starched balls.

- I sat on the toilet. He's like, "Ready? Go!

So I went like this really hard,

and I whacked him with the magazine.

We're just talking about balls.

All right.

I need this dry.

- Probably 'cause there's a lot of provisions.

- Oh, is that what's happening? - Yeah.

More drinks?

- Actually, can I get a glass of rosé?

Glass of rosé?

- We need to write #beach party with sticks.

There we go.

You f---!

Come on, man.

At least act like you're working.

It's day three, and I'm ready to throw this guy overboard.

There's no "I" in "team."

It's me and you, canopy.

Oh, f---, yes.

- Here you go. Hold these.

Two on each corner. Wait to do that side.

- What? F---.

Come on, man.

- Kids that eat more than 20 hot dogs a year

have, like, a 15% higher chance of getting childhood leukemia.

- What? - It's that bad.

Abandon ship.

- What's in this thing? A body?

Sorry that took so long.