A Goofy Movie

Yeow-hoo-hooeee!

Maa-ax!

Maa-ax!

Maa-ax!

Roxanne?

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

- Ahh. - Oh!

What's wrong?

Argh!

Argh! Ooo-ooo.

Aah! Oh!

- Argh! No! - Look!

Ayuk! O-O-Oh!

Uh... Ahh! Hello? Ahem. Hello.

Max, where the heck are you, man?

- P.J.? - You should've been here an hour ago.

What? What are... Hold on.

Oh, no!

Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off.

No way, man.

It's now or never. Oooh!

You better get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker.

Ayuk! Mornin', son!

Dad!

Oops! I forgot.

Ayuk! Mornin', son!

Came to see if you had any... dirty clothes.

Well, there they are. Help yourself.

Max, I thought we talked about this.

Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I- I'll take care of it later. Ow!

- What's the big rush? - I'm running late.

I could drive ya on my way to work.

Uh, no. No, thanks.

- I, uh, need the exercise. - Aw, come on, Max. Huh?

Dad! No, don't do it!

Don't... No!

Oh, Dad, you ruined it.

Sorry 'bout that.

Who was he, anyway?

It's only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet.

Ooh, not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.

Everybody mambo! Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boom

Dad, there's no time for this. What if the neighbors see us?

Boom-boom-boom

Maxie, wait up!

You forgot your lunch.

- Have a good day! - Duh... Ah!

Huh.

They've been laughin' Since I can remember

But they're not gonna laugh any more

No more "Maxie the Geek"

No more "Goof of the Week"

Like before

No more algebra tests 'til September

No more lookin' at losers like him

- No more havin' to cheat - No more mystery meat

- No more gym - No more gym

- No more gym - No more gym

- Gonna move to the mall - Gonna live in the pool

- Oh! - Gonna talk to Roxanne

And not feel like a fool

'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'

After today, she'll be mine

After today, my brains'll be snoozin'

If I don't faint, I'll be fine

I've got 40 more minutes Of home economics

- Then down with the textbooks - And up with the comics

Just think of all The time I've been losin'

Finding the right thing to say

But things'll be goin' my way After today

She looked right through me

And who could blame her

I need a new me

Plus some positive proof That I'm not just a goof

And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin'

No more pep rallies to cut

Yuck!

After today, our brains'll be snoozin'

I'm gonna sit on my butt

I've got less than an hour

And when this is ended

- I'll either be famous - Or you'll be suspended

Just think of all the time I've been losin'

Waiting until I could say

Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye

Gonna party from now 'til the end of July

Things'll be going my way

After today

I wish that this was the day...

After today

Whoa! Dah! Argh!

- Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.

I just, uh... Dah...

Ayuk!

Oh.

Argh!

I can't believe I did that!

Urgh! She finally says "Hi" to me, and what do I do?

I... choke! Urgh!

Ayuk!

- Like a big spaz! - Where have you been, buddy?

Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?

Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me!

Are you sure we gotta do this?

It's my only chance, Peej.

To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody.

But after today...

Bobby!

Wow, look! All this is for us?

Mmm, slurpage!

Oh, this is gonna be so great, man!

Dude. Need fund-age, bro.

Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.

Ahhh!

Cheddar! Aah-ooh!

Cheddar whizzy!

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious.

Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies!

As student body president, I just wanna say like "yea"...

- to all of us for a really neat year. - Yo, Stacey!

Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!

And also that I hope you can all attend

my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday

to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.

Thank you, thank you very much.

And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur.

Thank you, Stacey.

And good morning, boys and girls.

You know, every year on the last day of school

I have several youngsters approach me and say,

"Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?"

"We don't want to waste our free time

"sleeping or visiting friends. "

Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party.

How you, uh... How you doin' down there, Bobby?

Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doin' it all for you.

This is nuts.

I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this.

If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence... Ah!

...of the element, or...

Heh-heh-heh.

I hope this works.

How about... science slumber parties?

Huh?

Wha...

Hey!

I'm not gonna just... Aaah!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!

Some people setttle For the typical things

Livin' all their lives Waitin' in the wings

It ain't a question of "if" It's just a matter of time

Before I move to the front of the line

Once you're watchin' Every move that I make

You gotta believe That I got what it takes

Whaaa!

To stand out above the crowd

Even if I've gotta shout out loud

'Til mine is the only face you'll see

Gonna stand out 'Til you notice me, yeah

A little smoke-age!

If I can make you stop and Take a look at me instead of just

Walkin' by

There's nothin' that I wouldn't do If it was gettin' you to notice

I'm alive

All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance

To prove I've got whatever it takes

It's a piece of cake.

To stand out above the crowd

Wow! Who's that guy?

'Til mine is the only face you'll see

Gonna stand out...

Hey, it's the Goof boy!

We're busted!

Hmph.

Gaga-booja-boo boo-boo-boo.

Ayuk! Come on, smile!

Smiley-wiley!

Blaa-aa-aa. Ayuk!

Oh, come on, Kimmie. Gimme a big...

Ahh!

Whee!

Ahh! Whee!

Ahh.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Stop goofin' around!

We got work to do!

Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.

- Ayuk! Blaa-aa-aa. - Ahh.

You're such a cute little girlie.

- Mmm. - Oh, come back and see me.

Oh, you have such a way with children.

"You have such a way with children. "

Pah!

Okay, now. Who's next over here?

Step aside, Goof. Let a pro show you how it's done.

Okay. Who's next over here? Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Ooh, hello, precious...

Oooh! Oooh!