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"RIVER OF NO RETURN PART 2"

NO! NO! OH, NO!

AAH!

OKAY, GUYS,

WE'RE COMING UP TO CLASS-4 RAPIDS.

PUT YOUR HELMETS ON.

OKAY.

-OKAY. -HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO.

COME ON, YOU GUYS!

COME ON!

OKAY, ALL FORWARD.

FORWARD HARD.

WHOA! WHOA!

HEY!

WHOA, HO!

-WOOHOO! -ALL RIGHT.

WE MADE IT!

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT!

-HEY, QUIT SPLASHING! -WHOA!

THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREE.

OH, WOW.

THAT REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE A LOLLIPOP.

WHAT'S THE NEXT VERSE?

ALL FORWARD!

GET DOWN! GET DOWN! NOW! LET'S GO!

BEHIND THE ROCKS. COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON. GO! GO!

GET UP. YEAH. YEAH.

DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD AND NOBODY GETS MESSED UP.

HAVE THE BOY BRING THE SONG SHEET OVER HERE!

NO WAY!

IT'S THOSE DREDGERS. I TOLD YOU THEY WERE LOWLIFES.

THEY GOT TO BE THE GUYS WHO RANSACKED ALEX'S CABIN.

THEY MUST HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING US ALL ALONG.

SHAUNI. DAMN IT, THEY HAVE SHAUNI.

WE'LL GET HER. WE'LL GET HER.

I'LL BRING YOU WHAT YOU WANT!

FIRST, LET THE GIRL GO!

NO! THE BOY BRINGS IT.

OR WE'LL THROW HER IN THE RIVER!

I'LL GO, DAD.

NO, YOU WON'T. GET DOWN. GET DOWN!

MITCH, COME ON, MAN. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT.

TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET AND HELMET.

C.J., HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.

I'LL BRING IT TO YOU!

WATCH HER AND KEEP HER COVERED. I'LL GET THE MAP.

RIGHT THERE.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT. NOW LET HER GO!

I'LL LET HER GO, ALL RIGHT!

I'LL BLOW HER HEAD OFF, I SWEAR!

WHOA!

AAH!

HOBIE! HURRY UP!

GET IN.

GRAB A PADDLE.

HERE, DAD.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

COME ON, EDDIE.

ROW HARD! NOW!

THEY HIT THE RAFT! WE'RE LOSING AIR!

COME ON, LET'S GO!

SUMMER!

WELL, HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU GOT THE SINGING JOB.

I DID, BUT IT'S LIKE A SINGING COCKTAIL WAITRESS

IN A PIANO/SUSHI BAR THING.

THAT'S CALIFORNIA.

-MOM, IS IT SLEAZY? -OH, NO.

NO, HONEY. A LOT OF THE PEOPLE FROM MALIBU GO IN THERE.

BUT, MOM, I'M GOING TO MALIBU HIGH.

WHAT IF MY FRIENDS' PARENTS GO IN THERE?

THAT IS GOING TO BE REALLY EMBARRASSING.

LIKE MATT. YOU KNOW, THE GUY I MET TODAY?

HIS DAD'S A BIG HOLLYWOOD WRITER

AND THEY LIVE IN THE COLONY.

WELL, SWEETIE, WE DON'T, AND I NEED A JOB.

YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,

LIFEGUARDING PAYS $14 AN HOUR TO START.

SWEETIE, THAT'S WHY THERE ARE OVER 200 APPLICANTS

FOR 12 POSITIONS.

MOM.

OH, THAT'S MATT.

HE CAME OVER TO SHOW ME SOME OCEAN TECHNIQUES.

WHAT?

SWIMMING, MOM.

COME ON, I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE YOU IN THIS OUTFIT.

OH, BUT HONEY, I WANT TO MEET HIM.

-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. -PLEASE!

OKAY! I'M GOING. I'M GOING.

HEY.

HOW YOU DOING?

I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING.

ABOUT US.

THE THOUGHT OF BEING WITHOUT YOU FOR A MINUTE,

LET ALONE A YEAR IS--

I COULDN'T HANDLE IT.

EDDIE--

LET ME FINISH, OKAY?

AND I LOVE YOU.

I DON'T THINK I REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH UNTIL I THOUGHT--

UNTIL I THOUGHT I MIGHT LOSE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

I WANT TO MARRY YOU, SHAUNI.

I'M NOT PREGNANT, EDDIE.

I WAS JUST LATE.

AND AFTER ALL THE EXCITEMENT--

ANYWAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY ME.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I WANT TO MARRY YOU.

I WANT TO HAVE A FAMILY WITH YOU.

I LOVE YOU

AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.

ARE YOU SURE?

ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY SURE.

NOW, UH, THIS IS A--

IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY, SO, UH--

SHAUNI?

C.J., CAN WE GET BACK TO TOWN FROM HERE?

NO, WE CAN'T.

WE HAVE TO GO DOWN THE RIVER TO AUBURN.

BUT WHEN JIM SEES THAT SHAUNI ISN'T THERE,

I'M SURE HE'LL CONTACT THE SHERIFF

AND THEY'LL GET A SEARCH PARTY OUT AFTER US.

YOU THINK THE PATCH IS DRY YET?

SHOULD BE.

WHAT YOU BEEN DOING IN THE BUSHES?

GO AHEAD. TELL HIM.

OH, JUST GETTING ENGAGED,

-WHAT? -YEP.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

-CONGRATULATIONS! -FANTASTIC.

-THANKS A LOT. -CONGRATULATIONS.

-YEAH, I KNOW. -THERE YOU GO!

DAD, HURRY!

HURRY! I FOUND THE "X" TREE!

WHAT DO THOSE TWO TREES LOOK LIKE TO YOU?

THOSE TWO RIGHT THERE?

THE RIVER'S HEADING SOUTH. HE'S RIGHT.

THAT'S THE "X" TREE.

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

TAMMY'S TREE.

WHAT'S TAMMY'S TREE?

TAMMY'S TREE THAT'S BEEN CUT DOWN.

GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

YEAH.

WELL...

DAD! TAMMY'S TREE! RIGHT HERE!

HURRY UP.

SO NOW WHAT?

LET ME SEE THAT.

"GRIND THE GROUND TOWARD WILMA'S TABLE."

-WILMA'S TABLE. -OH. WILMA.

-FLINTSTONE. -FLINTSTONE.

YEAH, WILMA'S TABLE. IT'S GOT TO BE

SOME SORT OF FLAT ROCK, RIGHT?

FLAT ROCKS. I SAW SOME BY THE NORTH FORK.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

SEE, DAD? IT LOOKS LIKE A TABLE OUT OF ROCKS.

"WHEN YOU FIND IT AND YOU'VE CLIMBED IT...

TEETER TOTTER TO AND FRO."

YEAH.

THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT.

SLIDE IT OFF.