Future Man

Previously on Future Man:

I hate to tell you this,

but you might have an unhealthy obsession

‐with this video game. ‐No, I don't, Ray!

That's enough, Dr. Camillo.

I'm‐‐I'm sorry, Dr. Kronish.

If you want to keep working for me,

I suggest less tongue‐lashing

and more urethra‐swabbing.

Now off you go, swab, swab.

And there's nothing weird about

living in your childhood home.

This is my childhood home and I live here.

This is a Futterman house.

We're not killing Kronish!

The mission is to stop him from getting herpes,

prevent him from becoming a scientist,

and then he never creates the cure.

I won a dance‐off.

Black apple?

I'm the savior.

Fuck me.

Okay, we're clear.

Is everyone here?

Quick roll call.

Cheetah,

Mongoose,

Falcon, Skunk,

Eagle, Panther, Bear,

Fox, Dolphin, Beetle,

Ferret, Alligator,

Hedgehog, Wasp,

Dingo, Mouse,

Weasel, Monkey,

Gorilla, Lemur,

Moose, Coyote,

Worm, Mantis, Spider,

Cougar, Muskrat, Hyena,

Bison, Meerkat, Wildebeest,

Boar, Porcupine, Bat,

Hawk, Zebra, Gopher,

Rabbit, and Wolf.

Okay.

Through this tunnel lies the TTD

and a path to our savior.

This is it.

We're humanity's last hope.

Even you, Worm.

And guess what?

When we get to 2017,

it's time to share the sugar.

‐Woo! ‐Yeah, yeah!

You're God damn right I brought it with me.

We're slicing this bad boy into 45ths.

All right, everybody.

Follow me.

Weapons hot.

Wolf, you ready?

Let's blow some shit up.

On my lead.

Resistance now!

Resistance forever!

Thermal wire.

Diametric chloride.

Run!

Come on! No, no, no.

That gas means death.

Eagle!

No!

Run!

I can't...

God damn it, this zipper's, like...

messed up.

Can I get a little help?

It's jammed.

See? It's jammed.

It's jammed.

God damn it! It always happens to me.

Why are we doing this, don't you live here?

Yes, I do live here,

but I don't know if my parents are downstairs or not

so I have to go check.

You guys just stay here,

try not to make any noise,

and then, don't touch anything.

Where the fuck is my phone?

Whoa.

‐Guys. ‐Hi sweetie.

I‐I thought you were doing uh... the‐the beach cleanup today.

We are, just forgot my poker.

They like it when you bring your own equipment.

Check out my "poker face."

Come on, son, that kills down at the beach.

What‐‐why is there a gun on the wall?

What do you mean, we've always had a gun.

This is a Futterman house.

Are you okay, honey?

We can cancel.

No, no, no, no!

No, I‐‐I was just trying to remember

when did you get that classy wall mount?

That's the same one your grandpa put up.

I just gave it a little oil.

Grandpa was a gun guy?

Hard not to be after those hooligans broke in here

the night of the moon landing.

You know that story.

Three of them.

I'll never forget their faces.

‐You won't? ‐Couple of little Latino fellas.

Vagrants.

Well, two of them were vagrants,

third one was a child, scared,

like he didn't want to be there.

Anyway, right after that, Grandpa went out

and got the old Ithaca 37.

Thank God we never had to use it.

I'm not even sure how it works.

Hope it's not loaded.

Hey, we better get going.

Um...

Lamar, how long is it gonna take

to get to Santa Monica Pier?

The traffic is moderate.

So I'm estimating 40 minutes.

‐Okay, thanks, Lamar. ‐Lamar?

Honey, you don't have to thank it.

It's not an "it," it's Lamar Price.

Oh no.

Hey, Mom, can I see that for just a...

Thank you.

Blackapple?

It's a Blapple.

Only old people call it a Blackapple.

You told us that.

Fuck.

That's where I left my phone.

Honey, are you sure that you're okay?

Yeah, yeah, I am, I'm fine.

Um, you guys should probably get goin'.

Let's go, honey, those sandy condoms

aren't gonna pick themselves up.

Nope, they're not‐‐ all right, bye!

Bye!

Well, we changed stuff,

just not the stuff we want‐‐

Jesus fucking Christ!

Hey, where are you goin'?

Do you guys want some privacy?

No, we're just chargin' up.

This is just something that people typically do

in private.

Why?

Because you do it with someone

who means something to you.

‐Don't stop. ‐Okay,

I'm just gonna try and talk through this.

Um, so basically we didn't stop Kronish from getting herpes,

however, we did change things.

Talking major ripples.

Ripples?

Ripples, ripples.

What we did in 1969

has had an effect on the present day,

like my dad now owns a gun,

and is also a little bit racist

and it's probably my fault

that this is now called a blaptop.

Can you please stop, please?

I can't, I'm not fully charged yet.

Charged for what?

It's a standard operating procedure

to release tension.

Two micrometers down to the left.

Nice work, soldier.

Fully charged in three, two, one.

Yeah, fuck yeah, soldier!

That is how you perform!

Yes, fuck yes!

All right, tension released.

Ready to kill.

Kill, what?

Kronish.

It's our only option.

We tried it your way and we failed.