The first 200 lines.
Think you'll win?
Why do you think I walked up here in the snow?
- Cold as hell out there, right? - Yeah, I can take it.
Oh, um, I need an ID for the wine cooler.
I'm clearly over 21...
- Cute picture. - How much do I owe you?
Oh, ah, $11.36.
Here.
Good luck Wednesday! Root'n for ya.
Oh, hey! Wait up! Hey!
Hey, hey, gorgeous!
Leslie!
Leslie!
OK, I'm up... I'm up!
What time did he leave Kurt? Hmm? Was it 4 or 5?
He is a big jerk and naughty boy, Kurt. Yes he is!
Say hello to Momma, Kurt! "Hi Momma!"
"Hello Momma!"
Kurt, that man said you were gonna talk and it has been almost a year.
No pressure! No pressure! I love you!
Excuse me!... Yeah, you. Sorry. Thanks. Excuse me. Sorry. Yeah.
Whoops, sorry Mrs. Brands. "Koogler & Brown," please hold.
"Koogler & Brown", please hold. "Koogler & Brown", please hold.
"Koogler & Brown", can I help you? - Hi, I'm trying to reach Steve Mason.
- Who's calling, please? -"Wendy."
Do you know what this is regarding, Wendy?
"Ah yeah, I would hope so."
One moment.
I am, so sorry, Wendy. He's not in the office yet. Would you like his voice mail?
"Yes, fine."
I'll see you at 3 o'clock then. Make sure Davidson isn't late.
You got it!
Ah, Mr. Mason!
Ms. St. Martin?
I got you a present.
You snuck out last night.
Oh, thanks.
So, if you can make sure all my calls come directly to me...
...unless I'm away from my desk. In which case...
Steve?... Hang on!
- "Koogler & Brown", Can I help you? -You're busy. You shouldn't...
- Lucy... - Koogler...
I should be going.
Mr. Mason... "Koogler & Brown", can I help you?
Who are you calling for? One moment please, one moment please.
- Lucy. - "Koogler & Brown", please hold... What?
Ah... ah... don't get upset, the copy machine is busted.
-Mannn!!! - It's ah...
...it's bad.
Ben, you cannot put stapled documents into the sorter.
I didn't.
What's this? Can you get that?
Oh, I don't know how to do that.
You just say "Koogler & Brown, please hold..."
- ...and just hum a song. - Oh, OK.
"Koogler & Brown, please hold."
And, I'll just do this from now on, it's my job anyway.
Oh, no. I don't mind...
Who are you holding for? Yeah, he's new...
Well then be more careful with it, OK?
Mrs. Brand doesn't need to know you're doing my job.
She already thinks I'm an idiot.
Whooo...
Whoa... my lord it's cold!
Not that bad.
Umm, you smell good. Is that the cologne I bought you?
Ummm...
What's the matter?
You sure you don't have another tuna sandwich?
They go fast.
Tomorrow, I'll bring you two. I'll set them aside, I promise.
You always say that.
Stop it!... STOP IT!
Lucy, I'm not going to let you make me the bad guy.
It's not fair!
You don't fit in, Lucy!
Honey, it's 20 degrees and look at what you're wearing!
You probably don't see it now...
but this is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Aaaahhhh!!!
That's good. That's a good reaction. Good for you.
- That's it! - You'll thank me, really!
Jerk.
Ben?
There's only one tuna today. Do you want to split it?
Lucy...
I love you, Bo. I love you, Daisy Duke.
Lucy...
- What Ben? - I love you.
What?
Eeewww!
Mom!
What, Ben?
Thanks for your help with the copy machine.
- Are you OK? - Every thing's fine, Ben, now leave...
Ben, it's your mother. She says it's urgent.
I suggest you get that... At your desk!
It's me. What's up?
What?
Mom... mom, you're talking too fast.
Thank you, Tom, for taking care of those contingency plans for us...
Now, let's move on to the numbers we have...
I would like to continue looking into that for next week's meeting...
and see where we are on those totals and then we can look...
at projected numbers for next quarter...
Hi. We're in the middle of something here...
- Hi, I just want to let everybody know... - Yes?
That... one night after Steve fucked me, he went into the bathroom...
...and when I woke up the next morning, there was shit on the seat.
But I overlooked it, because I loved him, and I thought he loved me.
Thank you. Have a great day.
Ow!
Oww.
Wait... Wait!
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry, ah.. my Mom is in trouble...
And, my car is not working. It's probably nothing, but I have to...
Can I...?
You're home.
- Thank you. - Sure.
Mom!
OK, what's going on? Why is the door locked?
Ben! Ben! Right here, right here...
Ben, what's the first thing your gonna buy?
Where did you get that lottery ticket?
Mom?
Ben! Oh my God! Benjamin! Oh my baby!
Oh honey, you know your ticket? The lottery ticket?...
Well, I turned it around, and I called...
and then these people were calling and calling.
And that TV producer over there? He made me lie to you to get you home.
Oh, I'm so nervous. Oh, my God... Oh, my heart!
- I'm gonna have... - We're set for you, Ben.
Where? What? Mom...
Mrs. Keller, it was you who found it?
Yes, yes, yes. My son always takes me Wednesday and Friday to the...
physical therapist, and uh, his car is such a mess...
candy wrappers all over the place. So I said to him...
if you want to waste your money...
Well, I hate to say this... but if it weren't for good ole Mom, ha, ha, ha...
"You know, answer me one question.
"Why doesn't stuff like that ever happen to me?
"Well, Ben Keller, I hope you deserve it.
"I don't know how how to out do that one people,
"but let's see if Justin Timberlake does the trick..."
Oh Heidi, I know... and me standing there like screaming like a manic...
Oh, no, that was just a prop they made for TV...
The real check comes in spurts...
Yeah...
What, it is already?
Ben, it's on again. Are you watching?
Channel 7!
"Report is there is a winner in the Iowa State lottery.
"A new record of 36 million dollars.
"Won by a young man by the name of Ben Keller.
- "Congratulations Ben." -Ben!
Uncle Barry is on the telephone!
"In other news, police are for your help...
"in the disappearance of a young woman named Leslie Singer.
"Police are not releasing any information if...
"there is any link to the disappearance of 2 other young women...
"...throughout the Council Bluff area."
Ben! What are you doing?
Don't you want to talk to Uncle Barry?
Uh, I'll talk to him later, alright? I'm going to take a shower!
He said "congratulations" and that we should get a lawyer.
Yeah, OK!
Are you hungry?
I'll be up in 15 minutes!
Okay, okay...
I think you won the lottery...
Try it now!
There you go...
It's fixed?
Yeah, just a loose battery connection. You should be fine.
- Thank you! - No problem.
Oh, Hi! What happened? Was your mom, Pauline, okay?
Oh... She fine.
It just turned out to be, ah...
- ah... nothing. Did you...? - Good, I was really worried.
I was going to try to call you, but I don't have your number.
Plus, I wanted to say I'm sorry for being rude in the car...
- They gave me my notice yesterday... - You got fired?
You have every right to be mad at me.
You were trying to be nice, and I was being all "grrr!!!"
So, I'll just say it now... Sorry.
- Thank God it's Friday, huh? - Yeah.
Oh, my God, did you get a promotion?
Ah, no. I...
Thanks...
Oh, my!
Ben, you won the lottery! This is so amazing!
- Ow! - Oh, my God! Are you OK?
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Yeeaahh!
Hey! OK, OK, OK! You've got to come back office Monday, and see me.
For seriously now..
...do not try to handle that money yourself. I can help you.
Excuse me! Sorry! Can I ah...
Can I um, just get right in, yeah...
if you just...
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