Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on "Below Deck Med":

Ugh.

- Bloody tampon. - That's a first.

- They hate us - 'cause they ain't us.

Jessie just came up to me

- and said that they're - extending their charter.

- These people would not know - five-star service

If it hit them

in their Botoxed faces.

There you go, man.

Oh!

- The deal is... - In your cabin only.

Put your, uh,

info in there.

Bobby.

Oh, Bobby, have fun

in the friend zone pit.

- Are you gonna buy - my wedding ring from Tiffany's?

- Ah, no, - they're too cheap from there.

Oh, Ben.

Ben's definitely growing on me.

- You went to private school - and all that.

Upper-crust people

I would avoid.

I respect everyone

on this boat

and it just kind of upset me

that someone would

think that of me.

Just really f... ed me over...

I left home very young and did

everything myself, you know.

I can't believe

I'm f... ing crying.

I don't cry in front of others.

- I think it's - a boarding school thing.

If you cry at boarding school,

you're a crybaby

for the rest of your life.

It's okay.

It's fine.

- I don't... don't want people - to see me crying.

I hate... this is

just not me at all.

Count...

Your earpiece is out.

I just took it out.

Both: Did you want to plug in

the radio?

F... you, guys.

Danny's cell phone is

like Linus and his blanket.

I can't stand this kid.

All crew, all crew,

we have arrived in Santorini.

- We've got to check out - this view, guys.

Come on.

This is gorgeous.

Wow.

I've always dreamt

of seeing Santorini,

and there it is,

within my grasp,

and it is gorgeous.

- Like the Little Wall - of Greece.

All those little steps and...

Yeah.

- Imagine if you drop your beer. - It's gone.

Gone.

Do you know what the guest

itinerary is today, hun bun?

Not even the slightest clue,

- but I'll go and have - a chat with them.

No worries.

So we drop anchor,

hit mainland,

and then do you guys

just want to eat and drink?

Something different?

- We're here for a few days. - Yeah.

We're enjoying us-time.

Ah.

Look at that big ol' monster

buoy out there.

Beautiful.

- The use of the mooring buoys - in Santorini is critical.

It's a collapsed volcano,

so it's just too deep to put

any kind of anchor down.

The idea here is to tie off

to the mooring buoy,

- throw the shackle on top - of that thing

- So we don't swing around - so much.

Okay, tie it off, - set it up,

- And ready - to approach the mooring.

Who is going to go

to the tender with Niko?

Daniel-san is.

Okay, sounds good.

- Hold it. - Grab it. Grab it.

- Hold it, hold it. - Hold it, Daniel.

- Hold it. - You're going to get on.

Go.

- Start feeding it. - No, the other way, other way.

No, no, no, the middle one.

The middle one.

- The big shackle. - Got it.

Okay, it's good, it's good.

Throw me the line back.

It got to you.

F... ing idiot.

Just give it to Niko.

Give it to Niko.

Got it. Perfect.

Feed it off.

- Okay, Cap, - I think we're looking good.

- Looks like you're all tight. - Looks great.

It looks like I'm the Hulk.

Argh.

- "Look at me. I'm the Hulk. - Argh."

What a child.

Good morning, Stavros.

- This is Mark - from "Ionian Princess."

I will need, um,

donkeys for transportation

- from the waterfront - up the hill.

There's really three ways to get

into the town of Santorini.

Walk, take a donkey,

or the tram.

- The donkeys are the most - reliable way to get up there.

- [laughter - and indistinct conversation]

Let's do it.

Donkeys away.

- You guys ready - for a new adventure?

All ready.

You know what time it is?

Donkey time. Aw-hee-haw.

I can't believe

we're doing this.

Have fun.

Oh, we had

an accident back here.

- -

- Just for the record, this - scares the sh... out of me.

It should.

- This is terrifying. - Oh, my God.

Where's the cup holder?

Don't look down.

This is a horrible idea.

How are you doing?

Super.

- You are? - Good. Good.

How are you doing?

I'm all right.

- Are you aware these guys - are leaving tonight

In order to catch their flight?

Oh, fantastic.

Not only have the guests

- made this charter really - difficult for crew,

- But now they want to leave - in the middle of the night.

This is just icing

on the sh... cake.

They're leaving from here?

The plan right now

is to, um, offload them

from this mooring ball

that we're on.

- I wonder what the vibe is with - Daniel and Niko right now.

- Those two together - are the tinder...

Or, you know,

the blind leading the blind.

You handed him the bow line.

You know what he did with it?

Uh-uh.

He threw it back up.

- He's not the sharpest tool - in the shed.

You got that right.

Julia thinks I'm some

toffee-nose snob, and I'm not.

I'm a frickin' cook on a boat.

I don't care

about who your dad was

or what school you went to.

I care about people.

I think you have hit a nerve.

- I don't know how someone could - be offended by someone saying,

"You're from the upper class."

- He's educated. - That's what it is.

My dad's privately educated.

- My dad went to boarding school, - so I know,

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Ben obviously knows

what I'm talking about.

- He doesn't want to be known - as upper crust,

So I've just stuck a nerve

and he just can't handle it.

Maybe that was one step too far.