The first 200 lines.
Previously on Switched at Birth...
Chris Walker... 90 mile-an-hour fastball.
There are three scouts sitting in the stands
waiting to throw money at you.
Turn around, put your hands on your head now.
My pitching arm! You're hurting my pitching arm!
You know I had open-heart surgery.
The donor was a man who died in a car accident.
You have Angelo's heart?
I thought about you every single day.
- You have a girlfriend. - Maybe I shouldn't.
But you do.
Luca and I are together.
As a father, I have very serious concerns about your relationship.
Where are you staying now?
- My car. - Ally!
You could stay with me and Daphne.
You know what? If I am good enough to steal from,
then I'm good enough to have my own share.
Congratulations, you've got one.
The rental fee is 300 bucks every week.
- What is this? - It was mac 'n' cheese.
I didn't know you could burn macaroni.
Apparently if you let it cook for two hours.
I wanted to thank you for letting me crash after everything...
Okay, I got your text. Pizza to the rescue.
- Yes. - Yes.
It cost me my last $18,
but I have already paid Noelle for the week.
Man, that feels good to say.
Oh, you guys, I finally have a day off.
So what are the weekend plans?
Definitely not having a romantic weekend eating scones
in a paddle boat at the cherry blossom festival.
That was weirdly specific.
I may have checked Mingo's Instagram a few times.
He's visiting his girlfriend in DC.
I've got to find a way to stop thinking about him.
Let's go out.
I'm a terrible cook, but I'm a great wing woman.
We'll snag you a guy by midnight.
Nice of you to offer, but I'm not really looking
to start a new relationship right now.
Who said anything about a relationship?
I'm talking about a "Wham, bam, thank you, sir"
to take your mind off, um... what's his name?
Mingo. And I like the way you think.
Uh, maybe you need a non-starter
for the weekend, just to
cure you of your Mingo-itis.
That's weird.
Bay, did you pay the electric bill?
We have an electric bill?
And there we go.
Candles?
- This is a joke, right? - What?
Those are nice tapers, drip-free.
Come on! I'll pay you back.
All I need is a small loan.
I'm sorry, sweetie. The bank of Kennish is closed for business.
So what are we supposed to do? Live like Pilgrims?
Of course not.
Pilgrims didn't have running water.
You will spend hundreds of dollars on Daphne's school books,
but you will not even lend me the same amount?
You wanted to work instead of going to college
and that means you make certain sacrifices.
Like my ability to see at night?
What about your car?
Gas costs money.
You could get a bus pass, sell that old junker.
That's a good one. That's real funny.
I'm serious, Bay.
If you can't afford your lifestyle, something's got to give.
I would sooner sell the clothes off my back than sell that thing.
That car is... is me. That car is art.
That car is never going away.
Well, then you're going to have to figure out a way to make more money
because you're not getting it here.
Hey, sweetie. Sorry I'm late.
I was imparting life wisdom upon our offspring.
Sweetie?
The Zimmermans are moving to Denver.
What? Whose butts are we going to kick
at the next Kennish game night?
Sure, joke around. But it's hard to find good couple friends.
And I feel like we're barely social anymore as it is.
What about the Barkers?
Divorced, remember?
Um, the Clarks?
Um, on sabbatical in Prague.
Regina and Luca?
Now there's an idea.
We can show them our Parcheesi magic.
You wanted to see me, coach?
Hey, Chris, how you doin'?
Want to make sure you're ready for your look with the Royals.
We only got one shot to show 'em what you're made of,
so you have got to bring everything you've got to the field.
We know that sitting out the regionals was devastating for you.
But we've got you this far
- and we're not giving up now. - Thanks, Miss K.
I've been pulling three-a-days all week getting ready.
Volquez better guard his spot on the mound,
- 'cause I'm coming for it. - That's what I want to hear,
'cause you know what? We are taking you to the majors.
Aw.
Oh, I know.
Come in!
Hey, best mom ever.
Oh, I know that look.
That's the "I need something" look.
Uh, well,
I'm having a teensy-weensy
little electrical-bill, um, problem, as in,
I have one and I don't have money to pay it.
Wait, I thought things were going well at the tattoo parlor?
They are! I just... I have to pay Noelle a chair fee
and restock my own supplies, and I'm sort of broke right now.
So I was wondering if you could spot me,
like, just a couple... hundred dollars.
Let me get this straight... you want me to pay the electric bill
on the apartment that I'm renting to you for free.
Well, when you put it like that...
When I started out, nobody gave me anything.
I had to buy my first salon chair out of the back of a Buick.
It was tough.
But I wouldn't be who I am today
if I'd had it any easier.
So I'm guessing that's a no?
I've got to get to class.
If you're really desperate, I could always use some help at the Cracked Mug.
You know where I keep the aprons.
Lock up.
A C+?
But I worked so hard.
What did you get?
A-?
You phoned that in 'cause you had Reserve training last weeken...
You didn't even meet the minimum page count.
Guess I knew the material better than I thought.
I gotta run to calc. See you tonight?
Prepare to see a board-game master in action.
Hey, Lauren, I was wondering if I could talk to you
about re-reading my paper?
I think you might have missed a section.
I read it very thoroughly.
Well, then you must know how comprehensive my research was.
I think I deserve better than a C.
I don't change grades.
But if you want to talk about how you can do better next time,
I have office hours next week.
And then the professor called me out for being on my phone,
but I didn't realize he was talking to me
because I was too busy checking Mingo's "Insta" again.
I'm losing my mind.
How did it go with the 'rents?
It was basically Tough Love 101.
Okay, I can tutor between classes,
get some money, help out?
No, they're right.
The bills are my responsibility.
I'll figure it out.
You just need to focus on school
and the fact that Chris Walker is totally checking you out right now.
What's up, Bay?
Hey, Daphne, right?
I saw you around the BSU a bunch during the protest.
I remember. Have I thanked you yet
for saving Iris's life?
It's hard work being a hero, but someone's got to do it.
You know, I think I saw a kitten stuck up a tree
on the east side of campus, if you're bored.
I already saved it. It was on my way to stopping some bank robbers.
You know, your dad says you're the athletic sister.
I played basketball in high school.
You want to hit up the batting cages with me later?
We could hang?
Oh.
Uh, it's my aunt.
Don't go anywhere, okay?
Ahem.
Why do I have the feeling you all are talking about me in front of me?
'Cause we are.
I'd love to hang with you.
All right, your touch-up is complete.
- "Gorge." - Hmm.
Well, if you like it now,
wait till you see it by candlelight.
Bombshell Betty's.
Oh!
Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.
Um, well, if you two get back together,
you know where I'll be.
Bye.
That was my 2:00. Apparently,
Gabby dumped him
so he will no longer be needing her name
tattooed across his chest.
I might actually have negative money now.
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