Pee-wee's Playhouse

Pee-wee's Playhouse.

Oh! Ha ha!

I totally forgot.

We're redecorating

the Playhouse.

Good morning,

girls and boys.

I'm going through

some of my toys.

Hey! I'm a poet

and don't know it!

Look! It's

Billy Baloney!

Hello, Billy.

Hello, Pee-wee.

What's going on

around here?

We're totally redecorating

the Playhouse, Billy.

It looked better before.

Billy, we haven't even

started redecorating yet.

First,

we're giving everything

a thorough cleaning.

I'm helping,

Billy Baloney.

I'm putting a fresh coat of

paint on the Playhouse walls.

And you're doing a beautiful

job, Magic Screen.

Thank you, Pee-wee.

Ooh,

you missed a spot.

Where?

Made you look!

Made you look!

Hey, Pee-wee.

What's today's

secret word?

Hmm.

I don't know,

Billy.

Why don't you

wait right here...

And I'll go

and ask Conky?

Conky!

Conky!

Conky, where are you?

Must be around here

somewhere.

Conky!

Conky!

Conky!

Conky!

Conky!

Hey, Conky!

Conky!

Conky!

Conky!

Here he is.

Conky 2000, ready to

assist you, Pee-wee.

Morning, Conky.

What's today's

secret word?

Today's secret word

is house.

Now, you all remember

what to do

whenever anyone

says the secret word, right?

Scream!

That's right!

For the rest of the day,

whenever anyone says

the secret word,

scream real loud.

Ready? Let's try it.

Pee-wee.

I have a question.

Do we still scream

if the secret word

is part

of another word?

What do you mean,

Pterri?

Well, what if someone

says "Playhouse"?

[screaming,

bell clanging]

Does that answer

your question?

I suppose it does,

Pee-wee.

In fact,

let's scream even louder

if someone

says Playhouse.

[screaming,

bell clanging]

Let's review...

House.

[screaming,

bell clanging]

Playhouse!

[screaming,

bell clanging]

Boy, this place

is a mess.

It sure is, Conky.

Perhaps you'd like

to help us clean.

Perhaps I would.

Peek-a-boo.

Hey, Chairry,

what are you doing?

I'm cleaning the lint

off my plush.

Well, your plush

has never looked plushier.

Thank you, Pee-wee.

Here comes the most

beautiful woman

in Puppetland, Pee-wee.

Yippee! Miss Yvonne!

Good morning,

everyone.

Good morning,

Pee-wee.

Good morning,

Miss Yvonne.

Gosh, you sure do

look beautiful today.

Oh, thank you,

Pee-wee.

I hope you don't

get dirty.

It's such

a mess in here.

Now, don't you worry

about that.

You know my motto.

No. What is your motto?

Be prepared.

Hey, that's

the boy scouts' motto.

Oh, that must be

where I heard it.

Miss Yvonne...

Miss Yvonne.

Miss Yvonne, Miss Yvonne!

What is it,

Chicky Baby?

Today, we're cleaning

Puppetland.

And wondered if

you'd lend a hand.

Okay. But I don't

do windows.

Dig that crazy

plastic dress.

That's in case

I make a mess.

Cleaning up

can be a blast.

With miss Y's help,

we'll be done fast.

There still is

so much more to do.

I could sure use

some help, too.

Pee-wee, why don't you

have an open house?

[screaming,

bell clanging]

Okay, I will.

Uh, what is one?

It's an informal

type of party

where you invite your friends

to drop in whenever they want.

I can't

have a party.

Just look

at this place.

But when our friends

come over,

they can help us.

Right, Miss Yvonne?

You have the idea,

Pterri.

Now I've got the idea, too.

It's a great idea!

We'll have

an open house!

[screaming,

bell clanging]

Put that little chair