Ray

Thanks.

-Hey, Paul. -Hi, ma'am.

Are y'all still serving dinner?

-Let me check. -Please.

Ipsit?

Dipshit. Hi.

Ipsit.

Fuck! I can't believe it's you. How long has it been?

I know, right?

-Dude, where have you been? -Wow.

-Just around, you know? -Yeah?

-Yeah. -Okay.

Oh, wow.

-Can I say something? -Yeah, please.

What?

This is the coolest line I've heard in days, but…

I actually cannot place you.

-Really? -Really.

Okay, listen, I know it's been days, but…

All right. Rhea?

This is awkward.

-Rhea. -Yeah.

Nope. No.

Come on, Ipsit.

-Rhea Saran. -Rhea Saran.

Listen, you're very beautiful.

Thank you.

Quite forward.

But I still can't fucking place you.

-Cheers. -Stop. Stop this.

The man with the memory of a computer doesn't remember Rhea Saran.

You've done your homework.

But a lot of people say it, yeah…

What people say is sometimes true.

But I still don't know you.

You really don't remember when and where we met?

Right, yeah. But feel free to tell me.

When we… and where we…

Ajanta.

-Ajanta Caves? -Ajanta Caves.

Come on, Ipsit.

2017, Aurangabad.

Kailasa Hotel.

Really? I'm sorry. Okay?

Okay. Okay, okay.

Let's try this.

21st of August, 2017.

-Rings a bell? -It's my birthday.

Exactly.

Your 30th birthday.

Ipsit, we spent it together.

Come on.

Kailasa Hotel, in Aurangabad.

Room 301.

Facing the pool. Midnight swim.

We were eating chocolate…

truffle.

You have that… Nikon DSLR.

You couldn't stop clicking pictures of me.

Then Ajanta Caves, you couldn't keep your hands off me.

All right.

Ipsit, we actually ended up making out.

-Okay, slow down. Please. -Okay.

There's nothing like this that happened. All right?

Sure, I have a camera.

I mean you got my birthday… bang on.

You've got the wrong guy.

So you're not Ipsit Rama Nair?

I am. I am Ipsit Rama Nair.

That's me. But you know what?

There's a whole city right behind me. Have a look. There are lots of Ipsits.

And you don't work for Chrysalis, is it?

-No. -No?

I'm a partner.

Potayto, potahto.

Not cool. All right?

Sorry.

Look, it's not really cool that you walk up to me

and tell me all these things about me. You probably googled that shit.

-You want a job or something-- -Wow. You know what, Ipsit?

I don't need Google to find out that on 21st of August, 2017

you has been engaged for six months.

You married Amala, or have you forgotten her, too?

Okay, that's enough. Please go.

Please go before I create a fucking scene out here. All right?

You're going on and on, and I'm entertaining your bullshit.

But, Ajanta Caves? I've never even been to Aurangabad.

And I'm sorry to tell you, but I'd never holiday in Ajanta Caves.

Probably go to Goa or…

You have a very sad life.

Chocolate truffle, really? I hate chocolate truffle.

Let me make this straight.

I've never been there, I don't know you.

Please get the fuck out of here.

Great fucking end to this night.

Wow. You know what? Forget it.

I was having a brilliant day, but I had to fucking do this to myself.

I mean, Rhea Saran has to fuck it up.

If at all you remember anything

and if you feel like talking to me, then…

you can call me.

'Cause you've my number saved as "Cave Girl".

-Cave-- -Yes, I heard that.

Fuck, this is embarrassing. Bye.

Yeah, it is. Please. Thank you.

Fucking…

Cave Girl, my ass.

Fuck…

Fuck you, man!

Hey, Ipsit.

I'm sure there must be some reason why you're doing this…

You must feel something. But…

You know, I just wanted to come over and say hi, that's it. Okay? Bye.

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together

for the most dynamic entrepreneur for last year, that is 2019.

Hey, Raju.

Do you have enough money for the treatment?

How is your mother?

She's in the hospital, sir. She's receiving treatment.

Okay.

See you, sir.

Maggie, shoot.

Congratulations.

I haven't got the award yet.

That was for the baby.

Rahul will handle the 11:00 a.m. meeting.

You'll be at the hospital, right?

I'll call Rahul, don't worry.

What's next?

If that meeting doesn't go well…

we've to shut shop.

Don't worry about the shop, Maggie.

Please call Gary and the team,

tell them to reach the hospital in 40 minutes.

Sure, will do. Anything else?

Yes. Connect me to Rahul.

And you're coming to the naming ceremony, right?

Hello? Maggie? Rahul?

I've been cramming the company's data since last night.

The stress is tearing up my asshole.

But I'll manage.

You're going to the hospital?

I don't think you'll manage. I'll manage it.

I'll do my job very well. I can handle that. Give it to me.

Yeah, sure.

But, bro, you can't be at two places at one time.

Watch me.

Careful, Ips, she's not wearing any diaper.

Only outer clothes.

It's okay.

No diaper is coming between your poop and your papa.

You like the word "poop?"

Does he have any brother?

-The world is going to poop. -No.

-I'm looking for a groom for my daughter. -Yes, we're all poop.

All the good ones are always taken.

-Ammu, Amit will drop you home. -Okay.

I'll take care of the hospital formalities.

All right. We'll be fine. Won't we, baby girl?

-Careful. -Yeah?

I'm sorry. I'm gonna run, baby.

We'll be fine. Listen, don't worry about us.

We'll be fine.

You go ahead and get what you deserve, Mr. Entrepreneur of the Year.

I deserve more of these babies.

-Seriously? -Yeah.

-In this condition? -I think it works.

This dress?

Bye.

-Congratulations! -Thank you, guys.

Sorry that you had to come here.

Gary, payment gateway?

It's rectified. It's already up. No more downtime.

-It's just three minutes. -You'd understand if it was your money.

It's not, so you'll fix it. I know you will.

-Amit? -Yes?

-You're dropping Amala home. -Okay.

-Idlis are on me when she recovers. -Free idlis? Sure.

-Can we have the bill? Thank you. -Yes, sir.

Sir, your full name and PAN card number.

Ipsit Rama Nair. NMOPS384700-Alpha. Gary, Ennui, 6:00. Alpha.

-The award ceremony. -That's at 7:30, I'll manage.

Please put everything on the card.

My wife shouldn't be bothered when she comes out.

-Sure. Mrs. Nair's date of birth? -18 December, 1989. Mani, laptop?

In the car. We have you, why need a laptop?

Good that it's in the car.

Get it, we have a video con.

So we need it for that. Rest, I'll manage. Thank you.

The amount is 55,000. Cash or card?

All right. Gary, call Rahul. When the biscuits and the coffee come,

he gives me a missed call. Tell him to relax, I'll handle it.

Done. Is there anything else?

The money has been wasted.

Let's not waste any more time. Where is Mr. Nair?

There he is, sir.

Wish I could be there.

My wife just delivered a baby girl and she's very beautiful.

But I'll be effective from here too.

Congratulations, Mr. Nair. Look, effective or not,