Love Actually (Sign Love / 爱情上上签)

I really wish to have a vacation.

So I can keep driving south.

I also wish that Zi Yan has a vacation.

So he can keep driving south, and never come back.

What are you looking at?

Why do men like big breasts so much?

Because we have small breasts ourselves.

Lu Lu.

I'm going away soon.

Just be generous,

and let me have a look.

So I will miss you...

even when I'm gone.

Let me have a look.

Although you have some pimples on your face,

you still look fine.

Your dark eye circles look bad.

It seems like A Word has a new production.

You don't look like a terminal patient at all.

Who said that I'm sick?

I'm going on vacation.

I'm going to the beautiful country of windmill,

Holland.

Henan? I know that area.

Which farmhouse are you going?

No one believes that I'm going to Holland?

In spring, you said you're going to Japan...

to see the flying sakura.

You even said you would bring me photos of falling petals.

At the end, the policeman called me to collect you.

He was accused of destroying public property,

because he shook a tree in Bin Jiang Park.

Last time,

Brother Tian said he was going to Yellow Stone Park,

to take photo with bears.

At the end,

Brother Tian was found by a female chimpanzee on heat...

while breaking into the zoo.

He almost became the attraction of the zoo.

That's funny.

You really don't believe that I'm going to Holland?

Fine.

What's going on?

Goddess Su. The essence of rock and roll is truth.

Without real life experience...

Straight to the point.

Rock is originated from...

The last line.

I have decided to leave for a few days...

Straight to the point.

What? You want to leave?

I know.

-My sudden departure will surely... -It's approved.

Are you not going to ask where I'm going?

No.

Are you not going to make me stay?

Zi Yan.

The essence of rock and roll is truth.

Without... I don't know what,

you can't really feel it.

We support you.

Ping Ping, you're always my thoughtful little fan.

Thanks for valuing me.

Where are you going?

I'm going to keep driving south.

You're going to Henan too?

I'll leave now.

Everyone, see you again.

It's hurt!

If it doesn't hurt,

doctor would be useless.

Doctor, is surgery really necessary?

I will never eat donkey burger while playing jazz drum anymore.

Of course. You have rectal prolapse.

If surgery is not done,

you will suffer every day.

Can you take it?

Have enema now.

We'll have the surgery on the day after, okay?

I'm afraid of pain.

Don't be afraid.

We have many fairies there.

Don't be afraid. Good boy.

Will it be bad?

-It's bad. -Next.

It's my turn. I have to go.

Brother, are you done?

How was it?

Go away!

Lie down.

Lift it up.

Angel in white.

This posture hurts my pride.

It hurts my pride.

After doing enema,

I'll have to look at my husband to feel better.

Who makes your husband feel better?

Where are the fairies he promised?

Is it done?

How did it feel? Good?

Is there beautiful nurse?

Tell me how you feel.

Who is it? What's up?

Nothing.

I'm on pilgrimage.

I was curious about why you would drive south.

Turns out you're driving to South Proctology Hospital.

How did you find out?

I know because you walked like a penguin.

You're either cut in front or at the back.

Therefore, I followed you.

Du Xi Guan, I beg you.

Yes, it's about your pride,

I will never say it.

Everyone knows that you're a busybody.

Don't worry. I will keep quiet this time.

That's good. Thank you.

Then I shall leave now.

Hold on.

You're not going to accompany me?

I came to make fun of you. Why would I accompany you?

Because...

Because we are good brothers.

Because...

there are many angels in white and fairies here.

You can accompany me,

while picking up girls.

I can pick up girls without accompanying you.

Xu Zi Yan, your hospitalisation form.

Make your payment.

Look at your silly face.

Give me your bank card. I'll help you.

Do you know the password?

Do Re Mi Fa So La. Everyone knows it.

He's really my good brother.

Pretty lady.

How long will my friend be in hospital?

According to his condition, he should stay for at least a week.

How long do I need to pursue you?

With dinner and movies, it should take at least half a month.

Let my friend stay for half a month then.

I'll pay with card.

Goddess Su, are you missing me?

Then I'll come back tomorrow.

Xiao Fei, what's going on?

Horoscope prophecy says that my mood is bad today.

Hence, my mood is bad.

The prophecy is so accurate.

No, that was yesterday.

The prophecy says you should be cheerful today.

No wonder my mood is so good today.

What's going on recently?

No one comes to the cafe.

After Zi Yan went to the south,

Xi Guan has secretly found a spot...

to pick up girls.

As for Brother Tian,

he didn't answer calls nor reply with my text.

He seems to vanish into thin air.

Losers are always trying to attract attention...

by disappearing.

In fact, even if they write in their WeChat Moment...

that they're dying, they'll only get a couple of likes.

Maybe Brother Tian is really on vacation.

What? If he's really on vacation,

he will start posting his location on WeChat Moment...

as soon as he's in airport.

He'll let the whole world know that he's going to Henan.

I repeat, it's Holland.

Hey babies.

I overcame the discomfort of weightlessness at 3000 foot.

I travelled 8700 km.

Xie Tian is back.