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This is a bad idea, Cal.

This is a mint condition '91 chick magnet.

It'd be a crime for it to just sit here all summer long.

Crime is gonna be us driving it.

Would you stop being such a baby?

Just imagine us cruising the strip in this,

past all those high school girls?

It'll be so fly.

Until they see we're a couple of 12-year-olds.

You look at least 14, and I read at an 11th grade level.

So that's a problem.

- This is so cool. We actually did it. - Yeah.

Speed limit's 35. You're doing 29.

You'll be doing zero when I dump your ass

on the side of the road.

Dude, you're just gonna let him do that to us?

He's challenging our manhood.

We don't got no manhood, dummy!

Yeah, but the girls in the back don't know that.

Evening, ladies.

Hell yeah! Let's dust 'em.

Whoa!

- That's right, son! - Whoa! Yeah!

Eat our dust!

Yeah! Way to go!

Did you see that?!

Yeah, let's go!

Yeah! Yeah!

They're coming up from behind us.

Step on it. Step on it!

Why are you slowing down?

Damn it, Cal!

Son.

Dad.

It's all my fault.

Talk about this when we get home.

Judd?

Judd, you ready, baby?

I'm two buttons away.

Ooh, Lordy, it smells good in here.

Hey, Daddy, we're about to step out the door.

Well, step back in.

There's bad weather coming through.

Now, Dad, don't you even start.

It's your birthday, you just got your second vaccination,

and you haven't seen your son in almost a year now.

All right, we're coming.

But you know the first question-your father's

- gonna ask us when we get there. - Be about when

we're gonna be ready to give him some grand babies?

- That's the one. - Yes, I know.

How you gonna dance your way out of it this time?

I was thinking maybe we don't dance out of it this time.

I think it's about time we give him some.

Judd? Judd? Judd, wake up, sweetie.

Judd?

All right, Harkes, kill that siren.

What does it mean when you hear a siren?

Pull over to the side of the road!

Sure, but what it really, really means is

that help is on the way. Yeah?

Who wants to take a guess at why we call

this one the ladder truck?

- 'Cause there's a ladder. - What is this? This the honors class?

Actually, we don't have honors class in Bible Camp.

Maybe you should.

Right here, I'd like to introduce you

to Firefighter Garrity.

He's wearing all of the protective gear.

Now, this is how we stay safe in a fire.

Helmet protects the old dome, steel-toed boots

ensures we keep ten little piggies,

and this mask lets us breathe through heavy smoke.

Okay, so, anybody have any questions today? Sir.

Why did you become a firefighter?

Because he didn't want to write a college essay.

Or graduate high school.

Well, 'cause it's the best job in the world.

There's nothing... nothing better than saving lives.

Anybody else? Anybody? No?

I guess that about wraps it up.

So one last time... if there's an emergency,

what number do you call?

911!

Boom! Very good.

Over here, cowboys and cowgirls.

Thank you for having us.

May I leave these with you?

We run a prayer hotline at the church, for those in crisis

- or who just need a friendly ear. - I strike you

as somebody that needs praying for?

All you brave men here, given what you see every day,

might be nice to have a number other than 911 to call.

It's tough to argue that.

- God bless you. - God bless you. Thanks so much.

Gotta go, gotta go!

Guys. This way.

- Captain Vega. Good to see you. - Captain Braxton. Hey, Juddy.

- What's up, T? - What do we know?

Neighbors called 911.

They said they heard someone yelling for help inside.

- Ryder, take the door. - Yup, you got it, Cap.

Ooh! Watch that!

Hey, coming in!

Hello? Austin EMS.

In here! Dining room!

- Thank you for coming. - Hey.

We're here to help you now. I'm Tommy.

- What's your name? - Leigh-Anne.

- How did you fall? - How many old ladies

does it take to change a light bulb?

I see you got jokes.

- Where does it hurt? - My shoulder and back.

Okay. Let's see. All right.

I think you may have fractured your shoulder.

We're gonna put a C-collar on you, just to be safe.

Is there anyone you'd like us to call?

There's no one.

All right. Firefighters,

can you help me get this nice lady on the gurney?

- Judd, grab her legs. - Yup.

I got one. No!

No! G-Get him away from me!

Keep your hands off me! I don't want him in my house!

Get out! Get out!

Get out!

Just leave me here. That's not an option.

One, two, three.

Okay.

This is so cool.

We actually did it.

Hell yeah! Let's dust 'em!

Son!

Come on!

Yeah!

Judd, come on, come on!

Cal, I'm sorry, brother.

I'm so sorry.

Prayer in Crisis, how may I help you today?

Hello?

Hello?

Well, you just take your time. I'm right here.

I apologize.

I don't even know why I dialed this number.

You want to tell me your name?

I'd just make something up.

That's fair enough. How about I call you John?

That's as good as any.

You said you don't know why you made this call tonight.

Do you think maybe it's, because you were led to?

Hey, look, I'm sorry.

I thought maybe I was in some kind of

a confessional mood, but,

I-I ain't really much of a talker

- when it comes right down to it. - That's okay.

You don't have to say anything if you don't want to.

God knows what's on your heart anyway.

Can't hide from God.

- Eah. He surely sees everything. - Y.

Can't even hide from yourself in the end, although

I thought I could.

I've been doing a pretty fair job of it

for about ten years, you know.

Hiding behind the uniform

and pretending that that uniform was me, but,

but it ain't.

You in the military, John?

No. Hell no. I ain't brave enough for that.

I'm a firefighter.

Well, I think most people would consider that quite brave.

They'd be right mostly, but

no, I ain't no hero.

And today I got seen.

My uniform gave me away. It gave me away

'cause I had my stupid name stitched right on it.

I don't understand.

My fire company got sent out on this call today,

and the lady we were supposed to help

turned out to be, someone I used to know,

and someone who I hurt

a long time ago.

So long ago that I forgot about it,

but, she didn't.

And she can't.

Well, maybe God was giving you an opportunity

to make amends.

Well, you know what, that's a piss-poor opportunity,

if it is one, 'cause there ain't gonna be no amends,

'cause that woman would just as soon spit in my face

as forgive me.

Well, then, maybe you should let her spit in your face.

- That's really your advice? - It was to give her

an opportunity to forgive you.

But also

be willing to be spit on.

It's sure as hell no more than I deserve.

It's no more than any of us deserve, John.