Aadama Jaichomada (ஆடாம ஜெயிச்சோமடா)

Won Without Playing

Welcome everyone

God created everything for a reason

Crow to feed food Donkeys to carry luggage

Pigeon is different as it can't carry weight

But it'll pass information

To make it faster, we have post and speed post

Phone, pager cellphone

To make life easier we've got loads of social networking

So what happens here the world knows it next second

That is why many get caught

This has speed but no safety

For example, here

You would've come here lying you've work

Don't put up a status You'll voluntarily get in trouble

Such guy is this Sultan Bhai

Dawood Ibhrahims partner

Police were tapping the phone to get close to Dawood

Like a elephant getting caught in a rats trap

The guy who called him talked about cricket fixing

But Sultan Bhai made a idea

Cut the call I'll call from another phone

His bad time; he didn't know that they could tap his other number

He's not educated enough

Sultan Bhai is innocent

When he talked about bowler only police found match fixing

Only then they arrested Bhai and that bowler

From the information they gave

Srinivasa reddy in Andra, Subbana in Bangalore all were caught

But the land of hospitality Our Tamil Nadu...

Back then only the winner would win the cup,

But now, the same time the winner gets a cup?

The loser gets millions of cash

The reason...

While the game is in progress, Match fixing too is at its peak

The cricket tournament in India is coming to an end

Along with it the match fixings too are coming to an end

We've found that all these betting's are happening through mobiles

But the criminals too know that

Knowing that we easily track the mobiles through the GPS

They are following a new technique and we have found that too

That is, while the game is in progress they hire a Cab

These brokers roam around the city

They deal with the betting on the way

As they are moving around tracking their mobiles become tough

Even if we catch the drivers and enquire

They don't understand anything

They were threatened to wear a earphone and listen to songs

So we could find nothing

But in the other states

Who the brokers are? What the deal is?

Who are the contacts? Do we have any clear thoughts

But Tamil Nadu....

The broker name is Albert and we know nothing more

In 3 days the semi finals is happening in Chennai

So if you find someone suspicious check them thoroughly

Never neglect even a small information you get

Till the cricket ends.. Till we catch Albert...

Eat less and work sincerely

Concentration is the only secret of success

All the best to everyone of you

Why are you clapping.. was I giving you a speech

Seems like all this time was wasted

Mattaravi the murderer in Kathiresans case isn't opening his mouth at all

Mr Boominathan - Yes sir

Only you can do it

Good morning sir -Good morning sir

Ensure you get some answers from him

Speak out - Tell it

Between 2 individuals is a fight, between 2 groups is a clash

between 2 cities is between 2 countries is a war

If it's with Boominathan it's a storm

Mariyadas.. Sir?

The elders have stopped talking

I'll ensure he speaks out the truth

I got emotional

Come

No Boominathan! You don't know about me...

Why are you closing the door?

No! Listen to me

Why are you covering the camera?

No! Bhuminathan

Don't come close.. No!

You don't know about me... Listen to me.. No!

I'll speak!

Go, He'll tell it all now

For 5 hours we bashed him and he never opened his mouth

Just 5 minutes! How sir?

Listne to me Bhuminathan...

No! My bladders are full

No! I'll pee right here...

Ok I'll tell

Super sir -mariyadas..

A girl without a make up and a boy who doesn't top up will remain single

Makeup? topup?

Why this build up?

You'd say that you can guess a fellow by just seeing his face

Look at him.. will this movie be a hit.. will it get released?

A wig, owl eyed, and a skeleton like body

If it doesn't have a punch lines the movie would release

- If it has... - It will release in other states and the DVD will release here

Why do you neigh? the owner has a metre installed in our taxi's

Similarly God has made our face to be the metre

If his nose is longer than his forehead he is surely a fool

Don't check just count

There are 8 fools including you

How do you learn all these?

I didn't study it.. A cinema financier taught me all these

They wouldn't rent a house for a cinema guy how come you lend them money

This book is about Face reading

Reading this is enough A male has 32 features

5 parts have to be long 5 have to be soft

6 have to be high and 7 have to be fair

3 have to be broad and 3 have to be flat

You learn about the remaning 3 later

If I see a person with all these features I'll know about him

Till day no one has cheated me

If you read this book once, the person you meet is like a book

Here read it

[Paneer there is a pick up at Sowkarpet, The customer's name is Dayalan]

I've got the call I'll leave

I'm Panner you've asked for a taxi I've reached your address

Your car number is 3804, Look up

Come in

Reshma you got a pin

I just asked for a pin You're searching all around

I had it hooked in my Mangal Sutra But I can't find that now

Why did you remove it?

Having this affair itself is a mistake

You asked me to sleep with the sutra tied around?

Our girls hold on to few traditions very much

Anyway your husband knows you more

Take the money to be paid to bowler

It's getting late

Here is the money you asked for

They seem to be a perfect couple

Both their faces looks perfect

A good husband and passionate wife

They're just like Surya and Jothika

He'll come from Tirupathi only tomorrow I'll bring everything with me

Let's go some other place

You got me wrong

I can live without one girl

But never with just one girl

I'm Dayal

That day you showed one girl Rani..

Tonight please set her up some how

The amount is not a problem

I tought him to be like Surya

Sorry Surya sir

I don't need other girls

I just need Rani, that beauty is still in my eyes

Stay there, I'll come

Bro, go to express avenue

There is less charge in the phone

Hi Peter - Hi Dayal, how are you?

What happened? - The pin struck me

You're cheating on your wife,

You've become darker - Chennai is too hot

Mariya dass - Sir

Why do humans do wrong?

Just for their basic needs

That's just 10% Guys like Albert

Whats does he not have?

Buying the players

Fixing matches and cheating 1000 crores

are they buying their daily meal

That's just a thrill

A thrill in fooling others

To find all these people I've got a new plan

- What's that? - Till we get the criminal we have to be calm

You don't understand..

There is a saying, Old thieves get caught one day

Till we catch the criminal we'll wait

Then why do we get salary

That's the waiting charge

The car is parked in No Parking Question them...

You've parked the car in the road Move it!

The customer has gone in

Then you go and park it in - It costs 40 per hour to park inside

Instead of paying him, it's better to pay you...

Here 10 rupees

Mariyadass?

- What are you talking? - He's bribing me sir

He has set me up

How dare? - That too is money

With 27 rupees we can be happy is what the central ministry report says

When did he become a minister - Subramniya Swamy?

No.. Narayana Swamy

We're from the media to check if the police takes bribe or not

We've a hidden camera

here take it

Where is the camera?

There it is

Get out!

Fraudster

I missed the 10 rupees I got

The sweet at that shop would be awesome

Come man

Bowlers should take wickets He wants girls