Ustadon Ke Ustad

Here. Move.

Darling, I saw myself in the mirror as soon as I woke up this morning.

I should at least earn 40 rupees today.

I was just coming to meet you, Babu.

Please, lend me 25 rupees if you have.

I will repay you the day after tomorrow.

You've spoilt my day.

I haven't even made the first income of the day and am losing 25 bucks.

Here.

Please, drop me at Deluxe Hotel. Please.

Sometimes you visit Hotel Tai Mahal and sometimes Natraj.

You spend more than you earn. What's the need to go beyond your limits?

My dear, it's important to look rich these days.

I am intelligent, I have the scheme to become rich..

..but I don't have money.

One needs to spend money to fool the rich people.

That, too, by borrowing money from me!

It's been many days, have you been able to fool anyone?

I am going to get him today. - You mean?

I have an appointment with a big shot today.

I guess I'll strike good luck today.

I hope you do.

Because if I leave my business and keep helping you, I'll lose my taxi.

You will remember my words..

..when I will become a millionaire. - We'll see.

Otherwise, you will remember my words.

Just watch.

Can I know the reason for this laughter?

It's you.

You mean? - It seems from your face that..

..you've never seen girls.

I have seen girls, but not like you. - Hey mister! Get going now.

It would be better if you girls get going..

..because this table is reserved.

I have an appointment with someone.

An appointment? - Yes.

With you? - No.

With you? - Oh no!

With you? - No.

With you? - No.

Pardon me, but you don't have..

..an appointment with any of us.

Pardon me, but you girls don't deserve that! Please, go from here.

Never! We will sit here. You can go and complain to the manager.

It is the habit of girls to complain.

If I wish, I can make you run from here.

Really? Let's see.

No need to see. Only hearing will be enough.

Hearing will be enough! Idiot!

Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, you must have seen..

..the samples of old art in the caves of Ajanta.

But I want to show you the samples of the beauty of 20th century.

Would you like to see? - Yes.

"It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys."

Neither their friendship nor their enmity is good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

Neither their friendship nor their enmity is good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

Neither their friendship nor their enmity is good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

They put lipstick and powder on pale faces.

They look like cartoons.

They are the light of the party. Look at their style!

They are an insult to the beauty. Their bodies are half bare.

Neither their love nor their ignorance is good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

Neither their friendship nor their enmity is good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

Seeing their faces and their situation..

..you would feel like laughing.

They get themselves to be ridiculed.

Life is nothing, but a big drama.

The light which makes the darkness feel shy is not good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

Neither their friendship nor their enmity is good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

Neither their friendship nor their enmity is good.

It's good to keep a distance from the girls, guys.

Very good.

Didn't it affect you at all?

Have a seat. - Sorry?

Sit down. - Thank you.

I liked your song very much.

How much do you charge for one program?

What?!

I mean, what is your fee for singing in parties?

You don't know who I am, madam. - Who are you?

I am an engineer.

I am going to have a meeting with..

..Sir Hiralal on this table after 5 minutes.

Sir Hiralal?! That.. - Yes, that millionaire.

And I am going to discuss with him a scheme worth lakhs of rupees.

Then you must be a big shot yourself. - Well..

What is your name? - Dinesh.

Dinesh. - Yes.

Look.. pardon me, but sir might come any moment now.

If you can.. I mean.. - Ok, ok, I get it.

Got it?

You can wait if you want to, but sir is not going to come here today.

What? - Yes.

How do you know?

Sir has said that you can meet him..

..at his place at 7 o'clock next evening.

Listen! Are you his secretary? - No.

So? - I.. I am his daughter.

What?!

Listen!

Babu! Babu! I had a wonderful experience today!

I was checking my account details. You made me forget.

How far had I counted? - Never mind the accounts.

Tell me, can you arrange some car for 2 hours for next evening?

What do you mean some car? Won't my taxi do? - No, no.

Some grand car.

Like the Impala, so that I can impress someone.

Who do you want to impress? - There is someone.

I have an appointment for 6 o'clock next evening.

Appointment? What about that mister you went to meet today?

I met the daughter of an even richer man instead of him.

You're mad! - What? You don't believe me?

I believe you will soon be admitted to a mental asylum.

Alright, I won't tell you anything from today. - Don't.

Look, Babu, if you won't arrange for a car..

What will you do? - What will I do?

Yes, what will you do? - What will I do?

What will you do? - What will I do?

Nothing. - Nothing? Very good. Shake hands.

Which car do you want? - Impala. - Impala?

Take 5 paisa and ask me what you do with it. - What do I do?

Arrange a Paan for me while I think about your Impala.

Hello, sir. - Babu?

How many times have I told you not to touch my feet?

I bow down only to two people, sir.

One is you, because I began to run my taxi business because of you.

The other is God, because he sent a kind man like you on this earth.

Again, Babu?

No, sir, I am not buttering you up.

If you hadn't helped me, how would I become Mr. TOD?

TOD?

Yes, Taxi Owner Driver. The master driver.

Babu, you haven't got over your old habit.

Which one?

Talk a little less.

Now tell me, did you come to meet me just like that or on some business?

Business. - What?

Tomorrow, car, 2 hours.

What?

Poor friend, marriage.

What are you talking? I don't get it.

You don't? That's the problem.

Even I don't understand when I speak less, so how would you?

Ok, dear, say whatever you want quickly.

You see, one of my poor friends is getting married tomorrow.

If we can have your car for 2 hours, it will brighten up the occasion.

Wow, Babu! Won't you invite us to your wedding?

It's not my wedding.

It's that of my friend. Hello, madam. - Hello.

You gave me a headache for such a trifle matter. Go and take that car.

That one? I'd take that from your driver without asking you.

I want this car of yours.

So that we can impress the bride and her family.

Did you hear that? Impress the bride and her family! - Yes.

Alright, take it. - The keys?

Take them from the driver. - Ok.

Champak! Champak!

Champak!

You're driving my sir's car at a speed of 50.

Doesn't matter, Babu.

If my today's scheme works, we will have a dozen such cars some day.

A dozen?! - Yes.

You should dream a bit small.

Mr. Babu, those who dream small can never be millionaires.

You know, I am going to present sir a scheme worth 25 lakh rupees today.

25 lakhs? But why don't you tell me who this rich man is?

Again the same matter? The fun will die if I tell you his name.

Ok, at least tell me his daughter's name.

Her name? Her name is.. my luck.

Got it. Now I can tell the sir's name.

What? - The father of your luck!

Babu! Be ready. We're approaching sir's house.

We're done for! I'm in trouble.

Babu! Babu! Where are you?

Greetings. - Greetings. You..

Didn't you tell me to come at 7 o'clock? I'm right on time.

No.. I mean.. you.. how come you're in this car?

It's just for show. Otherwise, I like a sports car more.

What can be done? One has to keep pace with the times.

You know that rich people keep big cars these days.

Strange! Is it your car?

Why are you embarrassing me? You can consider it yours.

What?

Dinesh, it's her.. - Shut up!

Go and park the car.

Please, listen.. - Didn't you hear what your boss said?

Park the car correctly.

He dares answer me back.

He's an old driver of ours; otherwise..

..I would have fired him. - Never mind.

C'mon, daddy is waiting for you inside. - Thank you.

Dinesh! Nothing!

You can see for that production output..