Somtum

The greatness of Her Majesty Princess Phatepratthana Ratchasuda allowed the song "Somtum" in this movie.

"SOM TUM"

Thank you.

What's your purpose for coming to Thailand?

Just vacation.

Yeah? How long are you going to stay here?

Just a couple of weeks. Not more

Enjoy your vacation. - Thank you.

Hello. Come on.

One more drink.

Drink a little more...

You want some more?

Don't you know it's wrong to do this?

You know who I am. I won't let it pass.

You'll pay for this.

Lock him up.

Yes sir. Come on, stand up.

- Hey, what the hell? Get off me. Geez. I can walk by myself!

- You'll regret this someday. Go, go.

Mr. Emerald.

Mr. Emerald.

Mr. Emerald!

We'll try our best to catch that woman, and bring your things back.

Thank you, but how long will I have to wait?

I don't know. We'll try our best.

I have nothing...

no identification, no passport.

Take this notice and contact the embassy,

or, to this Tourist Service Center... they will help you more.

What can I help you?

I've got nowhere to go...

I've got no money!

Give me your wallet.

This should be enough for the bus.

Thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate it!

Bye bye!

Bye bye!

Bye bye!

'Pattaya Tourist Service Center'

Information? - Yes Yes. Are you sure?

Okay.

Closed.

Renovation.

Look around!

Did you find her? - No.

Where is she?

Hey you... Baby girl, this high...

You... You saw her running this way?

I don't understand!

She's small and short. She just ran this way.

No speak... no speak.

Where the hell did she go? Let's go!

Katen!?

Help me please! They are very bad guys!

You, you, you! None of your business. Go away.

I have to give him money! He's a gangster! Help me please!

You little rascal!

Take it easy, okay.

I don't want any trouble.

He's my friend. Come and get me if you dare!

There's no need for this... C'mon.

Come om!

I'm sorry. I just arrived here!

Katen...

You won't live past today!

Get him!

No, please, no...

No... Don't go... Don't go...

Sis?

You little dog!

My name is Dokya, not dog!!

Great moves, sis!

Wow! Hand of god!

I'm sorry!

Sis, watch out!

Never saw that move before, but it's spectacular!

'Face-cleaning kick'

Oh my god, what's happening?

Damn it.

Kick... Kick... Kick them!!

Run!

Run, run, run! Don't you know this word? Run means get outta here.

Excuse me...

I'm sorry.

Asshole!

Why did they chase you and the big guy?

I don't know sis...

I didn't do anything.

It must be the big guy who was causing trouble.

He started it. Really!

Don't get bored, sis. I got lots of stuff today.

Can't sell them all. Let's go home.

How's the big guy?

He deserved it... He's got the body of a giant, and the heart of an ant!

You saw it. Let's go home, I'm starved, let's go home..

Let's go home.

He's big, but he's a chicken.

Are you alright?

Are you ok?

We should ask him if he's ok.

Are these yours?

What should we do with him?

My name is Barney.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, a ghost!

I saw a ghost!

A ghost is here!

What ghost? He's my friend.

What? Are you sure he's your friend?

Yes. He's staying here tonight. Why did you make such a noise?

It will wake father up.

Hmm...

Ok. Tomorrow Katen will bring you to the tourist center.

You can stay here until you get your passport, ok?

Thank you...

And you go to...

You go to Uncle Sin, ask him to find some clothes for that big guy.

Yes sir, father monk.

How's your mother, Dokya?

She's fine sir.

If it's too much trouble for her, Katen can come back to live here.

She won't let Katen come back to the temple.

She loves her very much.

It's fortunate for an orphan like her,

to have a mother, a family.

You show the big guy where to sleep.

I'll go to bed now.

No no no no... Stop,stop.

Three times.

Three. - Ok. Three!

Thank you.

Ok, see you tomorrow... Ok, good night.

Why are you so stubborn?

I forbade you to fight, but you never listened to me.

I had to help my little sister.

Don't you argue with me. Can't you just run?

You could've gotten hurt or killed!

Does anyone care how I feel?

Don't fight for money, either. Don't get involved with it.

I can take care of you two. Your duty is to study!

It's semester break. Go read some books.

I'll go through anything so that you can have a good future.

Listen to me, if I ever catch you fighting anyone again,

I'll spank you to death with my own hands. ls that clear?

Yes, mom.

I don't want any trouble.

But Katen always finds some.

Whoa, sis, you're throwing some shit at me!

I didn't do anything, really.

They just picked on me.

Don't make excuses. Do you remember your promise?

Of course! I haven't stolen anything since then.

I hope it's true.

Don't let me catch you lie again.

If your big sister ever fights anyone again, inside or outside the ring,

you will be spanked badly!!

Oh mom.

Listen to me, if you ever fight anyone again I'll spank you badly!

Stop. Don't mock me

Don't get mad... Come on... mom. - Shut up. Shut up.

You guys have something to show me?

Oh yeah, sure.

- I think it would be nice to have some Thai girlfriend, wouldn't it?

Obviously, top girls, hot weather, top food,

they got it all over here.

So it seems to be easy over here?

Mm... you guys have something to show me?

Oh yeah, sure.

What?

Please, have a look.

That's amazing.

Of course they are, plus:

It's impossible to detect them.

You can take them anywhere.

Any country in the world.

Fascinating.

Wake up!!!!

May you blessed with longevity, health, happiness and strength.

Last night you snored, and my friend didn't sleep...

so you have to help the master. You like that?... It's good!

May I request your visit here, father?

I think I see a giant white ghoul behind you, father.

It's a human.

This is the biggest I got.

Let you try.

Thank you.

No problem.

The World Jewelry Show, the 39th "Bangkok Gems 8: Jewelry Fair"

was held last night spectacularly and extravagantly.

People were wowed by the world? most beautiful jewels from...

all over the world. But the real highlight of the show was...

the exquisite and invaluable "Camellia Diamond" set.

You want one of those? I'll buy it for you.

Shut up. Your mom doesn't need diamonds to shine.

This is my friend Barney.

This is my mother.

How are you, ma'am.

When you said he was big, I didn't think he'd be this big!

You must be a good cook. I'd like to eat here sometime.

He'd like to taste your food.