The first 200 lines.
"Paradise Island, Thailand."
I won't let you suffer all this for nothing.
I want Ken Shek to suffer ten thousand-fold what you have suffered.
"Macau"
Kiss her.
Hello Martin, long time no see.
Enjoy yourself.
Enjoy, enjoy.
What's your name?
I am Yan.
I'm David, would you like to watch a movie with me?
I'd love to, but have to ask my Dad first.
You need permission for just that?
Hey Bosses, how can you not wait for me for the photo?
What is it you're wearing, Robot Stupid?
I spent a lot of time picking this out.
Robot Stupid,
Where's Dad?
Have you asked Master to come to take photo?
He's in the bride's room.
I'll go and get him.
But you have to say I.. I'm hot first!
Take it off, that's a woman's outfit. Go!
I won't be crying if I'm not heart-broken.
You think raising a daughter is easy?
I had to get up almost 8 to 9 times every night.
Feeding her and changing her diapers.
When did I ever get to sleep well?
And once she says she wants to get married, then off she goes.
And I'm left alone in the house.
I don't know what to do. I'm devastated.
Boss, my condolences.
Robot Stupid, from now on, it's just you and me against the world.
Yes, Sir.
Remember, you have to strive to be a good person.
I will.
Why tears?
Your daughter is only marrying your protégé today.
Please stop, please stop.
Don't say it anymore.
Don't be like that,
go out there and take a picture with your daughter.
What's wrong with your voice? It's very hoarse.
Ko Chun took me to Las Vegas for training.
So for 3 whole months, I haven't had any Chinese soup.
Stuck in the desert every day, eating nothing but French fries.
That's how my gums got swollen up like this.
Did you learn any fascinating skills?
No, just 3 months of fascinating hypnosis.
- Boss, don't be like that. - I am so doomed.
I don't want to live anymore.
Boss, relax.
Don't be like that. It's a big day today.
Go out there and take some pictures with your daughter.
Don't try to talk me into it. I don't want to go anywhere.
Master, what's the matter?
What's wrong, Dad?
Ghost!
- What's wrong? - Don't come close to me.
The doctor said he has psychological barrier.
He is suffering from
"denial-of-daughter-to-be-married- all-is-lost-anxiety disorder".
And I'm suffering from
"to-be-married-no-more-freedom phobia".
What did you say?
All the guests have arrived. What do we do now?
Looks like it's time I used my
newly acquired fascinating skills.
What skills?
In your case, you will have to discuss with her.
Ken, now concentrate on this watch.
Yes.
Are you feeling very tired?
Yes.
What do you see?
I see something white down your crotch.
Oops, I'm sorry.
Let's start over again. Concentrate...
Yes.
Don't stare at the white stuff anymore.
What do you see now?
Do you see your daughter getting married?
Yes. She wants Vincent, and she doesn't want me anymore.
That is incorrect.
Vincent is not marrying Rainbow today.
Who is he marrying then?
Your cousin... Marbled Pork.
Babe.
Marbled Pork?
Vincent, I'm so sorry for you.
Sorry for me?
- Hope you enjoy the party. - Master.
I hope you like the food. Enjoy the party!
I helped to raise the kid too. Look...
See how pretty your daughter is.
I'm relieved. She finally gets to be married... at last she's married.
I hope you like the food.
- Mark, did you see that? - Enjoy the party!
What's up with him? He's a bit overexcited.
I hope you like the food. Enjoy the party!
At least he's back to normal.
A while ago, he was a mess back there inside the room.
What did you do to him?
I can feel it.
How do you feel?
I feel re-energized.
Try me.
What's wrong? Are you alright?
Never better.
Hope you enjoy the party.
Michael.
Where is Mr. Ko, your master?
Mr. Ko is still in Las Vegas.
Michael has pharyngitis. Doc said he shouldn't talk too much.
You two are...
I am Chime, and she is Ebony.
We are Michael's new assistants.
That's why I don't recognise you.
Where is Ken?
Master Ken is over there, standing by for the ceremony.
Enjoy the party.
Have some drinks.
Enjoy.
Daddy, what are you laughing about?
I'm so glad finally somebody wants to marry you.
Vincent.
- What's up, Master? - Thank you for having her.
Please take good care of my cousin.
Your cousin?
Gosh, this has gone a bit too far, he's going crazy.
We welcome everyone here today
to witness the matrimony of Vincent and Rainbow.
Their decision to marry has not been entered into lightly
and today they publicly declare their devotion to each other.
They commit to accept each other as lifelong companion.
Michael.
Michael.
Hello Mark, this is Michael.
I'm in Singapore.
I got news that someone is disguised as me.
It is a robot, a robotic bomb.
He's a robot bomb, everybody run!
- Hey Mr. Chan? - Boss!
Run.
Bomb.
Robot Stupid.
- Get an ambulance. - Where is Ken?
That was fun.
- Did you hear me? Call an ambulance. - Be careful.
- Ken. - I hope you enjoyed the party.
Boss, I'm glad you are okay. I was so worried about you.
Ken.
Who is she?
The new director of the Interpol, Miss Ice.
You just got here in time.
This whole floor has been taken by my family and friends.
My son-in-law and my daughter are in ICU.
You'd better find out who the criminal is before you leave.
The Interpol does not need your coaching to work.
Mr. Ken, Mr. Mark.
Is it necessary to be so polite?
You have become suspects of
US$15 billion dollar theft from D.O.A.
You are now under arrest.
Are you reciting the lines from last year's script?
Shut up.
You are indeed a topnotch hacker.
The 15 billion dollars was in our custody until the night before last.
It just disappeared from our account for no reason.
Fortunately, our advanced tracker system led us to you.
We know you've split the money into two
7.5 billion dollars and stashed them
away into various secret bank accounts in Bermuda and the Virgin Islands.
Wait, let me make a call to Bro Long Wu.
He is now one of the Senior Officials of the Interpol.
Don't waste time talking to them.
They just love framing people. You can handcuff me first.
Arrest them.
Hey, you're trapped.
How did that happen?
- Calm down. - I'll kick your butt.
People have been saying what a tough fighter you are...
I've seen better.
"Hong Kong - High Security Prison."
Buddha's rays rising.
Buddha stirring up the mountains and seas.
Buddha's power over Canaan.
Buddha descends on earth on Buddha Day.
Buddha's rays rising.
Buddha and I are united.
Buddha's power is limitless.
Now I'm going to open up the Ren and Du Accupoints for you.
How was that?
Do you want to throw up blood?
Accupoint Hwei Yin.
Alright, if that's not powerful enough, I'll strengthen the power.
The tenth stroke: All Buddhas facing the sky.
- Hey you. - Yes.
Why did you brush my tooth?
Where am I?
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