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The Handyman Who Got a New Life in Another World
Can you really open it, Saitou?
Yes. Probably.
What are those?
Tools that open locks.
Will this really be all right?
If he fails and activates a trap...
Well, let's just try trusting him.
You said you wanted a skilled thief as an ally, didn't you?
I did, but...
It's open.
Saitou, you're amazing!
You're pretty good!
It was much easier than opening a cylinder lock.
Another one?
That room's really, really secure.
Huh? That's weird.
A magical seal has been cast on it, as well.
Saitou, open it after a, "Ready, and..."
All right.
Ready, and...
open!
Oh! There's a treasure inside!
That worked well!
Saitou! Open the treasure chest!
Yes, of course!
Saitou feels fulfilled
It's open.
My, that was fast!
I was in such a bind because I'd lost my key!
Combined, the travel and work fees come to 7,000 yen.
What?
When it didn't even take a minute?
Are you overcharging me?
No, that's the normal rate.
It's written in the ads, too.
Give me a discount.
Charging so much for only thirty seconds of work...
Don't you think that's a terrible thing to do?
There! It's open!
Saitou feels fulfilled
More than in his previous world
It's a mimic?!
Are you all right, Saitou?
Thank you, Raelza.
Armored Warrior Raelza
Armored Warrior Raelza
Raelza, your helmet is a little loose.
What?
We should fix it.
It would be dangerous if it slipped while you were fighting.
Must I take it off?
Oh. Yes, you do.
Please make it quick.
It will only take a moment.
You really can do anything.
Well, I am a handyman.
A handyman? Not a locksmith?
That's right. I don't just open locks...
I fix bags, collect trash, look for lost dogs...
Dogs?
Do you like dogs, too?
Well, yes, there's that,
but it's because my client was at a loss.
Shibamaru had disappeared.
Shibamaru? What a strange name.
But you really are amazing.
Travel Companion: The Senile Wizard
Wizard Morlock
Wizard Morlock
Is Morlock-san supposed to be a really great wizard?
Well, he is over level 80.
There's a huge difference in levels in our party.
I see.
The old geezer retired once already.
His level is high, but he's extremely forgetful,
so he often can't remember his incantations.
There was one time when he even forgot where we were supposed to regroup.
That was truly horrible.
We kept waiting and waiting, but he didn't show up,
so we went into the dungeon ahead of him.
Apparently, the geezer used teleportation magic to catch up to us later, but...
What?
Did I make some blunder when calculating my coordinates?
He happened to fuse with a golem.
How did he manage to return to normal?
He came to us as he was.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
You're very late!
I see.
That other time was awful, too, wasn't it?
You know, that floor with all those undead.
Yes.
I was wondering where he'd gone, and then...
Let's see.
Oh!
I forget my incantations a lot, so I've been kicked out of my party.
Can I join yours?
Did he forget about us, too?
Whatever.
Let's just pretend he never existed.
Occasionally forgets which party he's with right now
So, do you mind, or...
This is bad!
Undead?
We'll retreat for now.
What good-natured fellows.
You belong over here, you old geezer.
Begone, undead!
Occasionally forgets that he's still alive
Take care of yourselves!
But he has his good points, too!
You know, like with Raelza's...
Yes.
Did something happen?
A long time ago, our whole party was wiped out, leaving just the geezer.
I died, too.
The geezer's magic power had run out,
but he dragged all of our bodies behind him and escaped to the surface.
To bring us all back to life,
he sold all of our equipment and went to the church for us.
Hey!
Why was my bikini armor the only thing you didn't sell?
I forget.
That seems like something he'd remember, though.
Travel Companion: The Miserly? Fairy
Divine Magician The Fairy Lafanpan
M-My back!
Pain relief and improved blood circulation!
Thank you.
When injured while adventuring, they rely on her
But she expects to get paid
But she expects to get paid
There! All done. That's one gold coin!
You're so greedy, even though we're allies.
Thanks, as always!
Smooch.
Hup!
Shall I carry that for you?
It's still heavy even if you use your magic to make it float, right?
You can't! They're gold coins.
Then I'll make a bag for them.
You can do that?
Locksmiths and your types into shoe and bag repair
pretty much come as a set in home improvement centers.
Home improvement centers?
If I made it like I would for a human, then there'd be no space for her wings, so...
Like this!
Okay. Try it on!
It's pretty good!
How much?
Oh, there's no need for that.
No, you have to make sure to be compensated for your labor.
Then...
Morlock-san is always helping me with his magic,
so please make his back better!
What? Are you sure?
I really don't like that sort of thing.
If you would.
Pain relief and improved blood circulation!
It's working even better than usual!
Since that day, she's spent more time caring for his back.
The Origins of Units in Another World
Let's see. It's fifteen centimeters long...
and five millimeters wide, so...
Centimeters? Millimeters?
They're units of length in my world.
What do you use over here again?
Maderaka.
Lafanpan is about one maderaka in length.
About thirty centimeters, then.
I wonder what it was based on.
I shall answer that!
Morlock-san?
Long, long ago, and even longer ago than that...
Maderaka I, founder of this kingdom, was indeed...
a king with a very long weenie!
He made full use of that weenie and had three hundred children!
The scholars of the time used the great king's weenie as the basis,
and established the unit of one maderaka based on its length!
Awful, right?
That's long .
Please don't look at me that way.
The Dwarf Magician
The Dwarf Magician
I am a dwarf magician.
Though it's unusual in my family,
my magical aptitude is high, so I became a magician.
Scorching heat... gather now.
My magic is simple.
The vessel for the heart of an explosion stands here.
Alone, I endure the enemy's attacks...
O great flame serpents, gather here and dance!
I endure, and as I endure, I focus...
and then!
A blanket attack with the spellcaster at the center.
I care for no one, and no one cares for me.
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