Portal

- Mason, turn that shit down, man.

That shit is God's music, son,

and it protects your ungrateful millennial asses.

And shut the damn door next time!

Cheap scare.

It counts.

No, no, it doesn't.

Okay, frame up on me, right here.

Oh, what'd you think, if I put my hand down?

Is that too, like, relaxed?

Or maybe the pole, pole's bad for you, okay.

Okay, okay, just frame up over here then, we'll do this.

You good?

- Everything's faced. - It's good.

Good, hair good, okay, cool.

Go.

In four, three, two.

It all began here, 10 years ago.

You don't need to see what happened

to feel its horrific residue.

- Is he doing William Shatner again?

Shh.

- No, I'm not getting anything over here.

Let's head over to where the event took place.

Oh wow, it's definitely a strong smell of bleach,

no doubt from the cleanup after the incident.

The property landlord, after years of vicious haunts,

kept this building unrentable.

Property landlord.

The property landlord, after years of vicious haunts,

that kept this building unrentable.

Oh wow, okay, there's definitely a temperature change, Raz.

Did you feel that?

Yeah, like eight degrees.

Got goosebumps and everything.

- Okay, let's document that, what time it happened.

A decade ago, Benjamin Frisk,

knowing that his business was going under,

knowing that everything he had worked for was gone,

walked into this office,

his home away from home for 20 years,

put a loaded pistol under his chin and pulled the trigger.

Hey, sorry I'm late, Steven.

That's okay, it's okay.

Is there any signs, any apparition signs, orbs?

Um.

Nope.

Regardless,

this building is insanely haunted,

and Benjamin Frisk is still here.

Let's see if he's got somethin' to say.

Benjamin.

Can you hear us?

Do you like me sitting in your chair?

Do you have a message for us from the other side?

Do you know

if we're getting picked up for a second season?

- EDPs, electronic voice phenomena,

is one of the most effective ways to communicate

with he other side.

Let's do a quick live session.

What was that, was that, was that a voice?

It sounds--

- Steven-- - Hang on, hang on.

- Steven-- - Hold on, what?

What?

- It's your stomach, it's growling.

It's my stomach, yeah it is.

Debunked.

Shit, it is my.

It was my stomach.

Um, okay, well, hard evidence is exactly that.

Hard to find, but either way,

this building is insanely haunted,

and this night will go down

as one of the craziest nights ever

for the Ghost Seeker's crew.

And, cut.

Ah, fuck me.

- All right guys, let's, let's wrap out.

I, I messed up the last part.

Was that a good ending?

Yeah, it was, it was great.

I mean, okay, all right.

I really thought this was the spot, I mean.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Mase, listen, when you get back to the house,

I want you to check everything,

every angle we have, see if you can find anything.

10 four, boss.

Hey, sorry, Steve.

Next time, man.

Yeah, next time, right, here.

Mase here, go.

- I need to hit a Starbucks like, now.

- Is that the only thing you wanna hit like, now?

Oh, Raz.

- So, that location, it was 200 bucks.

Oh good, good.

- No, it was 200 bucks over budget.

What?

Yeah, you can pay me later.

- Ah, fuck, okay, thank you, Cris.

- Look maybe it's time we augment the show just a little.

Add in some artificial scares here and there,

nothing too big-- - No, no, absolutely not.

Then they win, no.

Who wins?

- Look, doesn't matter, all right?

We are the only ghost show that shows the real deal.

What are you doing?

I was gonna get in there.

Oh, well, sorry.

- Look, I get it, but maybe there's a reason

we're the only one.

- If we ever hit any real haunted houses,

promise me you'll come say hi.

Okay, Dad?

- The most important thing to remember

when tracking spirits,

is to know that those on the other side,

they just wanna be heard.

There's really no trick other than that.

Really?

- The ghost trackers don't choose the haunted house.

It chooses us.

Yeah, and it also doesn't hurt

to have that big-ass budget for your location scout.

What's there?

What the .

- And the only secret is to be patient.

And if that doesn't work?

- And of course, a little luck happens.

Luck, my ass.

Schmucks.

- Hey, you should be asleep right now.

- How much do we have left in the budget

for the final episode?

- The usual, minus the 200 owed to me.

- Okay, we might need to re-work it a little.

All right, I wanna hire somebody.

To do what?

- To help the right house find us.

Okay, what now?

Now, we wait.

Really?

Go around me, dumbass!

Oh no wait, that's him.

Thank you again for meeting with us.

You know, we don't have the budget you guys have

on Ghost Trackers, so we gotta wear a couple hats, but--

- Don't care, and this meeting never happened.

- Okay. - 5,000.

- What? - Cris.

- That's the entire budget for our last episode.

- Well, there's not gonna be any more episodes

if we don't nail the finale.

- It doesn't matter, Steven, if we can't afford to shoot it,

then there won't be a last episode.

Hey, Mom and Dad.

We have a deal or not?

Yes, yes, we have a deal.

Right?

- Underneath your seat, there's a laptop.