Teri Baaton Mein Aisa Uljha Jiya

Careful...

What are you doing?

Sorry...

My family is so vicious.

You sneaked his thumbprint while he was sleeping!

But you know the current generation isn't so easy to handle.

You can't just take their thumbprint and think you're done.

They'll show you their thumb and then run off.

What will we do if he runs away again after the wedding?

I had no other choice.

My son doesn't want to get married.

My wife has been tirelessly visiting every temple in Delhi,

all in the hopes of him finding a suitable partner for marriage.

What other option did I have? That's why...

He is right, Dad.

What else could Sister-in-law do?

Her older sister's marriage didn't last

and her younger brother is still unmarried.

No, I mean, this situation is bound to make her worried.

But now there's nothing to worry about.

In the past, we have hosted weddings for other people's kids at our farmhouse,

but finally, my own son will get married there.

Yes.

Moreover, Dad, if he doesn't get married now,

he won't have the opportunity to marry

for the next seven years according to his horoscope.

Seven years?

That's why I did what I thought was right.

You did the right thing, Sister.

You didn't come up with this idea when I was younger, huh?

Because when Sonam got married,

I openly declared that I would stay single for the rest of my life.

You made that vow, but the girl never even looked at you.

So what if she didn't,

I kept looking back at her. Like this.

Guys, Aryan is coming this way.

Pretend we're having another conversation.

She started making demands again.

Brother, please buy me a Pashmina shawl.

I will if my wife approves.

Really? You'll only buy me one if Sister-in-law approves?

- Hello. Hi. - Hi. Hello.

What's with all the fancy outfits this late at night?

Am I missing out on something?

You'll find out soon enough.

You'll see.

- Who is she? - She's the newest addition to our family.

- Our Dracula-in-law. - Hey!

- Our daughter-in-law. Your wife. - Yes.

We're not joking. Take a look at this.

I'm not going to get married just because you want me to.

You are already married.

Right.

This has your signature, I mean your thumbprint.

Now my son is a married man.

What is this?

Stop it, guys.

Come on now, Aaru, I brought you all kinds of girls -

North Indian, South Indian, Gujarati, Punjabi,

Bengali, city girls, village belles, illiterate, highly educated.

In short, I brought you every possible type of girl.

- Didn't I? - Of course, you did.

Did you agree to marry any of them?

- Did he? - No.

If you didn't want an arranged marriage,

You should have found a girl yourself through a love marriage.

Found one? Come on, Mom,

Girls aren't like fruits that you can just pick from a tree.

What is she saying, Dad?

Hold on, calm down.

Try to see it from her perspective, will you?

- She's your mother after all. - Yes.

She was worried about you.

You were getting older and not settling down.

Got it?

And don't forget, you're our only child.

It was your decision to only have one child.

Have another child.

- I'm not interested in all of this. - Should we?

- What? No! - Madam! Excuse me!

Madam, I need to talk to you.

Stop this nonsense.

Excuse me? Hello?

Why are you doing this?

- Did they force you into this? - Aaru...

Where is your family?

Take it easy.

- Lift the veil. - Be nice, Aaru.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Where is she going?

Why is she heading towards my room?

Handle with care.

She'll get scared...

Shhh...

Hey,

Do you seriously think we are going to have our first night together?

No, we aren't.

Take off your veil.

Hey!

Whoa!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Well, today is my first day here.

Give me a couple of days and I'll clean everything up, alright?

Hmm.

Who puts sugar in black coffee?

Forget that.

How did sugar end up in my house in the first place?

I don't like tea without sugar, so...

Try the scrambled Topoo.

- Scrambled Tofu. - Right.

What is this?

During the job interview, you said, "I make very tasty food."

And this is what you call tasty food?

You didn't even try it.

Whenever the maid used to complain about you in our WhatsApp group,

I used to think no one could be so picky.

What's lacking in it?

Lacking in it?

- There's too much of something in it. - Huh?

How much oil did you add to it?

I could practically swim in it.

Forget about it. Here's what you can do,

Enroll in a cooking course and I'll pay for it, okay?

Money is not a problem, sir.

I cook for six families, but no one is as particular as you.

You won't even get this if I leave.

I'm fine with that, but I will never eat something like this ever again.

Think it over, I'm the last maid you haven't fired in this area.

To the last maid in the area, this is Aryan's final...

goodbye. Thank you.

The door is that way.

Good morning, sir.

Good morning, Ravi. Dude, comb your hair.

Hi, Aryan. Good morning.

Good morning, Myra. What's up? How are you?

Good, good. How are you?

I'm alright.

What are your plans for this evening?

I have two tickets for the T-20 match.

Oh really! you like cricket?

I love cricket.

You know Virat Kohli...

he's my favourite.

His fast bowling always gets me clean-bowled.

Monty!

I'm so sorry, Myra, I'll have to take a raincheck with the match

because I have to take a pain-check with Monty.

He fought with his wife last night,

so he's in a lot of pain from sleeping on the sofa-cum-bed.

How's your back?

It's terrible.

- Yeah. - Really terrible.

Terrible.

- Your loss, not mine. - My loss. I know. Sorry.

What kind of guy are you?

Who says no to someone as hot as Myra?

She's not hot, she's fake.

There should be some compatibility at least.

- Compatibility? - Yeah.

But compatibility alone won't be enough for you, right bro?

You'd also want simplicity, modesty, purity, dignity,

honesty, capability, individuality, responsibility, right?

I don't have a specific checklist,

but we should have some common interests at least.

I should understand what she likes and she should understand what I like.

One tip -

Understanding each other is just a myth.

In the beginning, everyone has to compromise.

I compromised too.

Now look how I'm enjoying life with my wife.

And she's calling.

They say speak of the devil and the devil appears, for a reason you know.

Open your mouth.

Now listen:

If you answer the phone, she'll say, "You have too much free time."

If you don't answer the phone, she'll say, "You're always too busy."

And if, by chance, you miss the call, then you are...

Answer it.

- Come on, answer it. - Yeah?

Hmm.

Hello?

Yeah, baby?

I'm sorry, I was in a board meeting. Yes.

The wet towel?

Of course, I left it there.

No, no, I'm so sorry, so sorry.

I wasn't paying attention as I was in a rush.

No, no, I said I'm in a board meeting.

I can't do a video call right now.

It's very difficult to do a video call at the moment.

Good morning, sir.

Morning, boys. Walk me through our final test, please.

Everything is on track, sir. We are this close.

It can change bed sheets, give medicines and injections on time,

maintain the health register, etcetera, etcetera.

Nice.

After testing on dummies, we are now testing on human participants.

Who's the lucky one today?

Our favourite, Mr. Dubey.

Mr. Dubey!