Plus-Sized Elf (エルフさんは痩せられない。)

Wow!

I've really slimmed down, don'tcha think?

French Fry Odyssey

Looks like you're making great progress!

Yup! I've been working my butt off lately.

So does that mean you're heading home again?

Sure am. I make sure to visit every once in a while.

Elfuda's family...

I wonder what they're like...

Elfuda?

Human... I've been killing it with the weight loss lately, right?

Don'tcha think I deserve a little reward for all my hard work?

I guess you've got a point...

Alright, you can buy some fries.

R-really?!

But stick to one small serving.

You'll spoil your dinner.

What are you, my mother?

Congratulations!

Satero

O-on what?

You're our location's 10,000th customer!

And to celebrate, we're gifting you a year's supply of free French fries!

A year's supply?!

Here's your stack of coupons!

I'm the King of the Fries!

Are you kidding me?!

Let's put 'em to use! Ten orders of fries!

No! Don't do it!

Potatoes of Shame and the Titan's Fist

The door was open so we let ourselves in!

Been a while, hasn't it?

Y'know, I was thinking we oughtta switch up the bodyguard schedule so that-

What a surprise. Wasn't expecting visitors.

Potatopia

J-jeez, did you gain more...

Wait, wh-where's the human?

Oh, hey there.

What the...?!

Where in the hell did these bowling ball bellies come from?!

Knock it off! My clothes are gonna fall apart if you shake me too hard!

Human! Ignore them and eat your fries!

M'kay!

Nom, nom... Munch, munch...

Quit gorging yourself!

It's faint, but there are traces of magic on those fries...

Oh no... The satyr?!

But we haven't seen her since the last time.

Still, I can't think of anyone else who'd do this.

Tricking you is one thing,

but manipulating the human is no small feat.

Did anything weird happen?

Hmm...

Well, not unless you count winning a year's supply of free French fries...

That doesn't strike you as weird?!

It's a magic spell known as a "charm."

It messes with your head and impairs your judgment.

Probably explains why you and the elf stuffed your faces

without noticing anything was wrong.

No wonder I felt like the fries were tastier than normal...

Wait, she also charmed Elfuda?

That fat tub of lard has a resistance to magic, so not even close.

This was just her usual greed for French fries.

Staaaaare...

Speak of the devil. We got company.

I hadn't counted on the elf being immune to my sorcery...

But this works for me.

We meet again, you idiotic elf!

The burger lady?

Oopsies, I forgot to deactivate my disguise.

It's you...

The satyr!

All according to plan! You're looking awfully chunky, you nasty elf!

Hey, who're you calling nasty?!

Oh please, I know you haven't forgotten what you did to humiliate me!

Nooooo!

You stripped me naked and stood by while that man leered at me!

So I vowed to get my revenge for your despicable behavior!

I did absolutely nothing of the sort!

I swear!

I would never!

But if you were the only one given fries, the human would've put a stop to it...

Oh, come on! How am I supposed to defend myself against that?!

That's the reason you fattened up the human too!

You catch on quick.

Great, you got your revenge.

I'd rather not waste mana on a pointless fight, so please leave.

Hmph!

My plot for revenge doesn't stop at fattening the two of them up.

No, it goes much deeper than that...

H-huh?

She's attempting to feed off the human's avarice?!

Not happening! Ya snooze, ya lose!

...and it comes to fruition as soon as the elf races to save him.

I call it "Operation Bloat Her Belly and Tear Her Clothes to Shreds

When She Moves Too Fast! Plus a Nip Slip!"

Now you're going to suffer the same humiliation I did!

And that was my goal all along!

Y'see, isn't it embarrassing?!

A man gawking at your birthday suit!

How does it feel?!

Eh, it doesn't really bother me.

Huh?

Yeah, he manhandles me all the time.

Wait, wh-what...?!

You m-m-manhandle each other while naked on a regular basis?!

Not like that!

She meant a massage! A massage!

I-it's over...

I'm out of my depth...

Listen, it wasn't-

It's hopeless... I'm doomed...

Just kill me!

Can you let me talk for a second?!

Not much of a conclusion...

Kinda underwhelming.

Agreed.

Had I known, I would've taken a shift at the corner store instead...

Looks like WE won! Right, human?

Ouch! Please cover yourself up!

C'mon, no need to be shy!

Hey, cut it out!

Why would you smack me on the shoulder?!

That's how your clothes fell apart!

M-my bad...

Nooooo!

Maybe she finally learned her lesson.