Girl Meets World

Honey, this is our first year hosting the holidays.

Is your mom gonna go easy on me?

- You want comfort or truth? - Comfort.

It's gonna be hideous.

I said I want you to comfort me!

It's gonna be hideous.

It's Maya's first time with us, and I need the holiday to go good for her.

Well, I need the holiday to be good for your mother.

Liar!

Liar!

I need the holiday to be good for Shawn.

Shawn's coming!

Shawn?!

Maya: Maya!

Shawn?!

Aw, what's the matter? Your boyfriend's not here yet?

He's not my boyfriend!

Oh, then what are we going to do with this "Cory and Shawn 4-evah!" Ornament?

Oh, that?

That goes right in front of the Cory and Topanga wedding ornament.

My whole life.

Auggie, wanna help with dinner?

I don't even think he exists.

He's real, Maya.

I've known the guy my whole life, and he's real.

You're fun to play with.

Riley, I got you a present.

"A donation's been made in your name to the Maya new winter coat fund."

Thank you, it's beautiful.

I'm glad you like it.

I never know what to get people.

So, what's the deal on the mysterious Uncle Shawn?

I don't see him a lot.

I don't think he likes me.

Riley.

How could someone not like you?

Ask him and let me know.

- (Intercom buzzes) - Shawn!

Alan: No, it's your parents.

Rats!

Let me explain how a speaker box works.

Amy: These holidays are important to me, Alan.

How much of a fiasco do you think it's gonna be?

Alan: Let me explain how a speaker box works.

Hideous already.

How about I throw this pot at you?!

They don't think you're real, but I know you are.

She tried to hurt you, Shawn.

Grandpa, grandma!

Hello.

Here's 10 bucks. Write me better.

Okay.

Here's cookies.

Thanks, here's 10 bucks.

And... that's how you do that.

Riley, Maya!

Maya and Riley: Yay!

- Topanga. - Hello.

I just know you are gonna pull off the most fantastic holiday.

Oh, mom, I just heard you outside.

- How? - I explained that to you.

Well, now that it's out in the open,

let's take a look at what you're doing wrong.

Ah, wow! Look at all these kids.

It wasn't that long ago I had kids around the house.

Yeah, it was just this morning, wasn't it, dad?

Oh, yeah yeah, you.

Boing!

Ha, that's my Uncle, Maya.

Sweet, I would be your aunt.

- Joshie! - Auggie!

Come here.

- Ah. - I love it up here!

- My brotha'. - My brotha'.

How's it possible we're brothers?

Because... it's a surprise!

Stop doing that.

Aw, dad, so proud of himself.

He gets into movies for like a quarter.

- Uncle Josh. - Riley.

Uncle Josh.

Uh...

I'm not your Uncle, Maya.

Even better.

Um...

It's... it's been awhile.

- Sure has. - Well...

Boy, you grew up gorgeous.

You are not going to be my aunt.

Happy holidays, dad. I'm glad you could make it.

Aw, thank you, Cory.

Happy holidays, dad. I'm glad you could make it.

Well, thank you, Auggie.

Gee, cor, I thought you'd be more excited to see me.

Yay!

Ha-ha!

I told you he was real!

I'm okay, I'm alive.

So, that's us, huh?

So I've been told.

Hey, Shawn. Am I cooler than you yet?

Oh, not yet, but I'm getting nervous.

C'mere.

Hey, Mrs. Cory.

Hey, Mr. Cory.

You two.

How great is this?

My favorite person in the world...

And my wife.

My whole life.

Hey, Shawn.

- How you doin'? - I keep movin', Mr. Matthews.

We're glad you're here.

Are you hungry?

- Yeah. - Good luck with that.

I am right here.

Hi, Uncle Shawn.

Yeah... hey, kids.

"Yeah. Hey, kids."

It's getting better. Last time it was just...

Maybe he's just not a big talker.

Cor, time to talk.

We got a lot to catch up on.

So that's your dad's me?

- Uh-huh. - We're them?

Uh-huh.

I don't see it.

So that's Riley's me?

- Uh-huh. - They're us?

Uh-huh.

I don't see it.

Hey, Shawn, come on.

Why don't you move back to the city?

The apartment above us is for rent.

Cor, this is real life, not a TV show.

I'm not your wacky neighbor.

But you could be.

It's "the Cory and Shawn show."

I wanna talk to you.

Did you not just hear our song?

What's that?

That's Maya. She thinks she's tough.

- Scram. - Okay.

I've heard stories about you.

You're great in the stories.

I don't see it yet. (Sighs)

- Okay. - Riley and I are

the best friends on this planet.

Well, that's cute.

'Cause Cory and I are the best friends in all of existence.

Which includes your little crummy planet.

Cory and I finish each other's...

Sentences!

Yeah? That all you do?

Because Maya...

- And I... - Can read...

- Each other's... - Minds.

Ready?

What am I thinking of? One, two, three!

Both: Pizza!

One, two, three, clouds!

One, two, three, Farkle!

Yeah, right.

Like we can't do that.

We can't.

One, two, three!

- Rainbows! - Can't do it!

That's pretty impressive. You're still not me and Cory.

Why do you make Riley feel bad?

I don't mean to.

Well, you do.

And that's not cool with me.

'Cause I'm her best friend.

So I just wanted to tell you that.

Hey.

Maybe you are like me and Cory.

Hold this, will you?

Should we be doing this?

- Absolutely. - (Snoring softly)

What the difference between having a younger daddy and an older daddy?