Global Baba

All characters appearing in this film are fictitious.

Any resemblance to real persons, alive or dead..

..is purely coincidental.

Tell me, who is driving our country? - The country?

It is not a vehicle for someone to drive it.

And where will they drive it to? Outside the earth?

Our country will remain where it was..

..and it will remain there forever.

I agree. You are right.

That's why you are able to fool everyone..

..since so many years.

The country means system which everyone curses.

You and me. And this system has made us enemies of each other.

Cheers.

You are referring to the powerful foxes.

That's where you lost it.

The one who are holding high positions..

..are not running the country.

What we can see is all an act. Democracy.

The real thing goes on behind the scenes.

Excuse me. - What?

Do you have a light? - Light.

Here is a lighter. - I also want a cigarette.

All my smokes are over.

Who is calling me so late at night?

Okay. You can leave now. - Yes.

Go. - Yes, tell me.

So where we?

Behind the scenes. - Yes.

Gandhi said that Pandit Nehru..

..wanted to be the Prime Minister.

The country agreed.

And Pandit Nehru became the Prime Minister the next day.

Now tell me what political power supported Pandit.

Tell me.

Gandhi was the Mahatma.

Mahatma has their own powers.

They are driving this nation.

Mahatma Gandhi?

Look at this. Isn't he?

Boy, get a packet of cigarettes.

You are drinking so slowly. Have a neat.

Run.

Policemen feed you for free on only two instances.

One when he is afraid of losing his job.

And second when he is expecting a medal from the government.

What are you going to get that today..

..you are treating me to free wisdom and alcohol?

Today is good Friday. Our festival.

So I thought I would sit with you. Enjoy a little.

Pray to Jesus Christ. Have Pehelwan hanged.

So you have changed colors.

As soon as the power equations changed, you changed colour like a chameleon.

You didn't recognize the government Pehelwan.

How would you recognize me?

Yes, I have been trapped today because..

..I didn't understand you.

Look Jacob, no police station in this country..

..has got my photo nor do I have any case against me.

Once Bhanumati returns to power I will get clean chit.

But what will happen to you?

You neither have a Mahatma nor a Gandhi.

You will go directly inside.

Don't scare me. You have become too serious.

I have drank so much alcohol..

..that I might pee in my pants.

Don't scare me. Let's go and pee.

You have taken it seriously. I am just kidding. Come. Come on.

What are you doing? Come. Come.

How far are we going?

Do you want to pee in front of the tiger?

Why are you glaring at me like this? You can pee now.

I know your men are around somewhere.

I won't run away. - You are very smart.

You haven't understood yet.

I have got you here to kill you in an encounter.

I told you that only Mahatma and Gandhi..

..running the nation.

Mahatma is the one who have no evidence of their crimes.

Who ordered me to be killed, Jacob?

The same Mahatma to whose crime you bear witness.

You have to die so that he can have a clean chit, Pehelwan.

Don't speak in riddles. Tell me clearly.

Tell me, who is behind this?

Bhanumati.

You are going to die on a good today.

Today is the day Jesus Christ had given his blood..

..to pay for our sins.

God might forgive you today.

You have honored me a lot by bringing the..

..entire army to kill this unarmed Pehelwan.

Give me one more favor. Turn around.

I need to pee hard.

Go ahead.

Jacob. - Yes.

How can your God forgive anyone today?

His son was crucified today?

If you call this Friday good Friday then...

You are about to die. You can ask Him yourself.

Tell me which hell would you prefer?

Of Hindus, Christians, Muslims or the Jews.

They is here. - Catch him.

Sir, he is done for. - Pehelwan is no more.

Shall we?

Hey. Who is it? Greetings Baba.

We have arranged for your bathing in Ghat No. 2.

Take a left turn from ahead.

This way, go ahead.

You monkey. Are you in a hurry to meet God?

You misunderstand. I am Damroo.

Damroo. Damroo.

Sir. What happened? Sir.

Sir.

What happened, friend? Are you okay?

Damroo. Where is Damroo? - Who is Damroo, friend?

Mouney Baba found you injured.

He brought you here. Have some offerings.

Mouney Baba?

Very powerful Baba. Mouney Baba.

He has surrendered his voice to God.

He is always silent.

Take his blessings and let's leave.

Greetings, Baba. Greetings, Baba.

Sir, I have been in this profession for the last 1.5 years.

And now I know that no business is better than religion.

And such respect.

Great leaders, kings, CM, PM, everyone touches your feet.

Bhanumati's cronies are looking for me everywhere.

And you are spreading knowledge here.

Just tell me, where should we run away from here?

Shall I cross the border to Pakistan, Bangladesh or Sri Lanka?

You don't need to go anywhere now.

You have reached your destination.

In the temple of religion.

Everything can change here.

You can change too.

Even the police, CID, etc. can't find anyone here? Nothing.

Bhanumati is insignificant in front of all this. - (Birds Chirping)

Just take of this garb and surrender to River Ganga.

We will start a new game at an international level.

You want me to turn to an ascetic like you.

Sir, not an ascetic. I said Baba.

I can't do anything since my speech is impaired.

Otherwise I would have gone places.

You haven't done anything but abuse and get abused.

And now you want to tell people about the scriptures.

No one has time to listen to scriptures.

Baba means who takes money..

..and shows the shortcut to heaven.

And enough money to even give loans to Swiss banks.

Stay like kings. Just watch. Listen to me.

Say goodbye to the past and turn over a new leaf.

Sir is giving up his body.

Keep it. I am renouncing everything.

Are you going to give me everything?

Don't stop. Just give everything away.

Even your chain.

Very good.

Hail Mahadev. Hail Babaji.

Sir, it seems like a small place. But it is gold.

There is a lot of property.

It's a city of black marketers!

Kabirganj.

What they say? Cottage industries. Handicrafts.

Everything is exported. So they earn in dollars.

Goodness. Do you remember the Dhuliya?

He has his own bank here.

We need to join hands with him.

What is this?

You said that there is no shop for religion here?

Sir, I was about to tell you about it. It's nothing.

Look at the name below.

Bholanath Tripathi, Former MLC.

He is just a former politician. Nothing else.

He used to do perform protests in villages here.

Now he doesn't bother about money etc.

People respect him somewhat.

We will take over his shop and start our business.

Sir, I know.

We have come here in a public bus without a ticket.

And we will leave from here in an airplane.

Sir, I want to ask you something I was thinking about.

What is your real name?

So aren't you going to give yourself a name?

Everyone has one. Do you want a name or not?

My name is Damroo.

A dream of a glorious India.

A dream of a beautiful India.

It is the rule of nature that as you sow so shall you reap.

The India of the future.

So teach them good things today so that our future..

..and the future of the country is secured.

Right, Mr. Agarwal? What happened?

I am very troubled, Pandit. - What happened?

It seems someone has cast an evil eye on my health.

What did the doctor say?

First I tested positive for high sugar.

And the BP and now because of cholesterol..

..I have been asked to do a bypass surgery.

My wife is saying that surely someone..