Pop Team Epic (ポプテピピック)

Daichi!

We're heading out now, come say "bye"!

Yeah, yeah.

My name's Daichi Taira.

I'm just your average high school dude.

My parents are leaving for their vacation today,

and I'm gonna have the whole house to myself!

Oh, by the way, Daichi.

Try not to give Sosogu too much grief while we're gone, okay?

See you when we get back!

Sosogu? Who's that?

Episode One:

"You're the Only One I'm Telling!"

I don't think so!

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Hey, hey.

Are you upset?

I am not upset.

Hey, hey. Are you upset?

I am not upset.

I am not--

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Beef or chicken?

Beef or chicken?

Beef or chicken?

Beef.

Tch. Your life has been spared.

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I am your true god!

I will tell you all you wish to know.

Tell me, how much do you love me, god?

Oh, so much.

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I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!

Whoa!

Again!

I'm late, I'm late!

Oh, no!

I'm late! I'm gonna be late!

My name is Popuko!

I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill,

14-year-old seventh grader!

Ah! Watch out!

Are you okay?

Uh... Um. What?

Wow!

Hey, there. What's your name?

I'm me.

Hm?

Oh, no! I'm late!

I'm gonna be late!

My poor little feelings are hurt!

Huh? What's this?

My pendant, it's gone!

Huh...?

That's my pendant. You better give it back to me.

Oh, I get to choose.

There's only one choice, I guess.

Here ya go.

Fooled you! Mine.

Please, don't shoot.

I'm Pipimi, and I've got some news.

The earth is under attack.

Pa-chew. Pa-chew.

I said don't shoot.

I can't take it anymore!

Hang on, now!

Are you gonna murder the coolest guy in class?

Explosives based on weapons technology,

developed by the worst terrorists!

Here we go!

You like me?

Oh, I'm smitten.

I love the way you say that!

Ooh.

This is just what I need.

You there, little traveler girl.

Hm?

A nice kid like you wouldn't be planning

to steal that umbrella, would you?

Choose one of these three,

and then you can set out on your adventure!

Wakey-wakey!

Ah!

I give myself to you!

Finally awake, huh?

Hey, what'cha doin'?

Reset marathon.

What's this?

It appears she's gained consciousness!

Just relax. It's only temporary.

Her true consciousness remains in Macbeth's miniature garden.

I'm here to save ya.

Hm.

Looks like there's been a bit of a snag in the original plan.

No matter,

we'll let them have their way for now.

That's right.

Our plan is only just beginning.

There's no way a silly, four-panel manga

can become a full-fledged anime.

It will go as planned.

The committee will have our way in the end.

Exactly.

No matter what, we shall attain supremacy this season, indeed.

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Typical. We've reached the end, kids!

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Bob Epic Team .

Everyone's hippo!

Hippo. Hippo, hippo.

Hippo. Hippo.

I'm the hungriest hippo of all!

I'm just starving. I'm as hungry as a hippo could be!

I'm so hungry I could die. I'm starving--

I have such a wicked craving for curry and rice!

How 'bout scorpion?

Pop Team Epic .

Damn you!

Damn you, stupid thunder! You don't scare me at all!

Such fighting spirit.

Damn you! Damn lighting!

You're not even scary! Damn you!

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Masashi Super... Dry.

Do you even have any idea what you've done?

Well, do you?

Now, eat this cutlet bowl.

I said eat the cutlet!

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Bob Epic Team .

I'm stoic! Never, ever do I get upset.

Hey, hey.

Are you upset?

I am not upset.

Hey, hey.

Are you upset?

I am not upset.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey. Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey...

H-H-H-H-He--

He-He-He-He--

Are you upset?

I am not upset.

My name is Sosogu Hoshifuri.

No one in my class has any idea that I'm a celebrity idol!

Some things'll happen, and I might get expelled!

Help me, Daichi!

Hoshiiro Girldrop , Episode Two: "Help! Sosogu is an idol!"

Fall in love with us again next week!

Daichi!

We're heading out now, come say "bye"!

Yeah, yeah.

My name's Daichi Taira.

I'm just your average high school dude.

My parents are leaving for their vacation today,

and I'm gonna have the whole house to myself!

Oh, by the way, Daichi.

Try not to give Sosogu too much grief while we're gone, okay?

See you when we get back!

Sosogu? Who's that?

Episode One:

"You're the Only One I'm Telling!"

I don't think so!

Pop Team Epic .