Angamaly Diaries (അങ്കമാലി ഡയറീസ്)

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Brother, where is Benny Chettan (brother)?

- What's the deal with Benny? - Nothing. I just want to meet him.

He is sitting inside that bus.

What is it, Shaiju darling?

Benny Chetta, we have to go to Angamali. There's a small problem.

Problem? You own a ladies' store & not a bar, right?

Where did you get this filthy perfume from?

I got it imported from China, Chetta!

China, it seems!

What's your problem?

Chetta, they know that I'm from Mukkannur. Even then they came to my shop & hit me!

Did you see this?

Keep your private parts with you. Don't show it to me!

Who bashed you?

That 'team' from Palliyangadi.

Benny chetta, shall I tell you something?

You wait outside.

We'll finish talking & call you.

If we help him now, we can make him donate for the fireworks in the Church.

Notjust that, we can get a 50k from him as well.

What's the secret, Benny?

Nothing!

What you're saying is right.

But our bus has to run through Angamaly, right?

Let me call Unni & 'team' from Thriprayar.

They said they're going to the airport to drop someone.

Pour a small one.

But Benny Chetta, will we get anything for this?

No, man! This is for someone close to me.

Just see this as a 'charitable work'.

But..

We'll make it a happy new year having a couple of rounds. Come!

Let's talk!

Pour one for those kids!

Give them very little.

It's brewed with dates & toddy.

It gets you high like weed! Give them some.

Take one piece!

- Pork meat, is it? - No.

- Deer meat? - This isn't any of that!

Anyway, it's awesome. What is this item?

The meat of a python!

- It's great for skin, man! - I don't want it, bro!

How do you catch it, Benny Chetta? By shooting it down?

Only wild bulls are shot down!

Right, Benny Chem?

This was lying on the road, on the way back from Athirappally.

Benny Chettan just made a snare out of a creeper & pulled it!

- It was trapped on the spot. - Don't tell that to these kids!

Hold that glass!

Have one more!

Have it!

They will be in that Chettungal Bar.

He will show you the 'team'!

And if there's any problem, our guys would be around!

They will help you escape smoothly! Ok?

So I'll see you after the job! Happy New Year!

Happy new year?

But this is October, right?

Get going, man!

By the way, which is that 'team'?

Team?

You said that a team would help them escape?

That was just for effect, man! Team? Get lost!

Benny Chettan is having the time of his life!

He just has to chill having python & wild bull meat with arrack, daily.

What a life!

Who do you think 'Wild' Benny is?

Benny Chettan's connections are all international!

There goes the next 'team'!

What is next? Tiger meat?

Benny Chem'.!

Who is it?

What is it? I'm Benny!

'Wild' Benny?

That's me! What?

What did you do with the python you stole from the school's science exhibition?

We made a curry with it & ate it. It's over!

AC Bar is on the first floor.

Why are you tensed, Unni Chem“?

No problem, right?

Hey! No problem!

No problem man!

You guys go & bait them! I'll come by then.

If there's any problem, Benny's team is inside. They will take care of it!

Come!

Hey Christ, give me a drag!

Don't spend all the money you got over here.

You'll need it tomorrow as well!

I think that's Benny Chettan's team!

- Which is this team? - I don't know!

Hey darling!

Hi dear! Will you give me a kiss?

- You want a kiss? - Give me!

Should I give?

Give me!

There's a nun too?

- No! Don't do that! - Come here, dear!

Don't touch the nun!

Why?

Give me a kiss!

You swine!

'My name is Vincent Pepe'

'I am an Angamalian'.

'Vincent Pepe' 06-10-2014

'Vincent Pepe' 01-10-2001

What's for breakfast, mom?

'Puttu'?

Can't you get up early, take a bath & go to the Church?

Mom, half the ladies come without a bath on weekdays to Church!

- How do you know that? - He who has eyes, sees!

If you talk nonsense, I'll rip you apart!

'She's my mom'

'She mixes fish & mango with milk for curry;

and adds Chinese potato to pork meat.

An awesome Angamalian!'

'She's the only sister to five brothers!'

Mom, what's a 'Puttu-thangi'?

Didn't I ask you to keep all those curries in the fridge yesterday?

They are all spoiled!

Useless!

'This is my sister. Mercy!'

'She keeps poking her nose into unwanted stuff.'

Mom, I also want some!

That's enough for you!

Keep this on that table & eat!

When you're coming back from school, drop in at your grandpa's.

He'll give some money & vegetables.

- You can go there on Sunday, right? - Just listen to me!

This family is able to survive only because of my dad & brothers.

While everyone else goes to Bombay or Gulf to save their families,

your dad went to Kollegal, to do cotton business.

'I still haven't understood why my dad is doing cotton business at Kollegal;

a place which is still 25 years away from civilization'

'The meaning of my name 'Pepe' is Joseph'

'It's Jesus Christ's father's name'.

'And I was in the altar group as well'

'But my idols were these big brothers from New Star team!'

Hey Pepe! Pass the ball!

'Among them, I liked this Chettan the most. Babuji.'

'Wherever they go & play, they will return only with a cup'

'Just that they've won more cups by fighting, instead of playing'

- There's the yellow card! - He made the foul.

- Red card? - Hit him!

Who hit Thomas?

Leave the cup, you swine!

Ask your daddy to get you a new cup!

Got the cup! Let's go!

'They are the ones who control the crowds during the Church festival'

'No one says a word if they dance for the music concert during town Chapel festival'

'If someone says something, he'll be thrashed!'

'The butchers in the market who don't slice meat even for the municipal chairman,

will slice the meat for these guys'

'If he orders a Ghee Roast dosa at Paris hotel,

he gets Beef gravy along with it for free'

'At times, there will be a couple of pieces in it as well!'

'They are the ones who compromise many fights & quarrels in Angamaly'

Phew! Oh my God!

You want to be muscular? Don't end up tearing your muscles!

'In total, these guys were the only ones worthy to be called a 'team' in Angamaly'

Hey Linu, we should form a team!

- What team? - Dude!

A team like New Star!

So I'm not there in it?

What a question! You are my selection No.1.

- Then we'll do great! - Of course!

Hey! Don't take the mangoes! I'll kick you!

Hey! Stop there! Stop there, you!

Give it to me! Get lost!

Hey, you saw this mango?

You should crush it on a grinding stone, and throw the seed away.

And if you have it with salt & chilli powder,

it will be superb, dude!

Shall we have it?

'The best Parotta & Beef Fry in Angamaly is at Paris Hotel;

and the best Omelette is at Kunju's street food joint;

and the best Biriyani is at Thachil Hotel'

'Pork Varkey had discovered all this at such a young age'

'With him also joining us, our team became bigger & better!'

Hey kiddo, which way do I go to Kariyad?

Just go straight, brother!

So will your dad make the turns for us?

Hey Bro!

That steering is not for your mom to swing on;

Just hold it &turn it.

Kids these days!

'Catching a flying rocket with a pole, and bursting it in the ass!'

'Have you heard of such a thing?'

'This guy is such an item!'

'Bheeman! The next selection in my team'

'With the arrival of Martin Chapel,

many people in Angamaly named their kids as 'Marty'

'Bujan Marty, Thambor Marty, Petro Marty, Punnari Marty, Kokki Marty;

Ottappalam Marty, Darling Marty, Chippi Marty;

Marty, Kothakam Marty!'

'You couldn't walk around in Angamaly without bumping into a Marty!'

'And our team also got two 'Marty's'

'Kanakuna Marty & Parippu Marty'

Dance, man! Come on!