Breaking Bad

So cigarettes and gas is $79.70.

Crap.

There's an ATM right outside.

Yeah, I don't have a card.

Well, you can write a personal cheque with ID.

Kind of in between banks right now.

You think I could just come back later?

I'm totally good for it. I'd come back, I swear.

If it were me, I'd be totally, you know, "No problem."

But my dad is this ginormous hard-ass.

He was in Fallujah for a year.

And he always checks the receipts. I mean, like, always.

I gotta call him. I'm sorry.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on a second.

Maybe we could...

...trade.

Ever try it?

I mean, I smoke pot a lot sometimes.

I party.

But...

- But that stuff's really addictive, right? - Not really.

It's just a media thing. You know?

What's it like?

It's awesome.

Everything's maximum interesting.

You get these really cold and sharp-like action dagger feelings.

It's awesome.

Come on. What do you say?

Have a nice day.

So how does it feel?

Does it hurt?

Yeah, it's tight.

- Yeah, but is it painful? - It's hard to breathe.

Well, you need your breathing.

Although let's not lose sight of the fact...

...that you were the victim of a terrible accident, Antonio...

...so some discomfort is to be... expected.

Let's go with that one.

A cashier's chequ e, por fav or.

Oh, and spread the word. I'm building a class-action, flight 515.

Victims' families would be great.

I'll take anyone on the ground who suffered emotionally.

Anxiety, sleeplessness. You get the picture.

Trouble?

Ted Benek e? You cannot be serious.

- That guy is a jok e. - You know what? You called my bluff.

What does that even mean?

You dared me to tell the police and I couldn't do it, so you win.

If you want to stay in this house, fine, but we are not married anymore.

I told you that I was done cooking meth, Skyler.

- I promised you that. - So what?

You know what? At least I didn't run off to go...

Jesus! I mean, everything that I did, I did for this family.

- Just k eep telling yourself that. - What is that supposed to mean?

You don't lik e it, then leave.

- And tak e your drug money with you. - That's what you want.

- Jesus. - Garbage disposal.

You think this will get me to move out?

You can screw Ted. You can screw the butcher, the mailman.

- God, Walt. - Whoever you want.

Screw them all. I'm not going anywhere.

Suit yourself.

Is this a good or bad thing?

Suit myself. You want me to suit myself?

I'll suit myself to his face!

It's a bad thing.

Hello.

Walter White to see Ted Beneke.

I'm sorry. Mr. Beneke's on a conference call.

Okay. I will wait.

It could be a while.

I have all the time in the world.

Okay.

- Here we go. Okay. - Excuse me.

- Mr. Beneke's not available. - Ted? Come on.

Sir, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Ted, I can see you.

I can see you standing right there in your office.

Now, come on.

Open the door. Come on, let's talk. I just want to talk. That's all.

Come on, let's be men about this. Okay? How about that?

Hey, Walt. I'm kind of in the middle of something now.

Oh, yes, you are.

So open the door.

You're damn right. You're right in the middle.

Just open the door and let's talk about it, okay?

Open the door, Ted, right now.

You don't want to be a man about it? Plan B. How do you like that? Plan B.

We have a situation.

Walt. Walt. Walt.

What are you doing?

I'm talking with Ted.

Next time, you'll open the door.

- Freeze! Come on. - Oh, damn it.

No, I'm just here to talk.

- I just want to talk to him. - Outside. Let's go.

God. Can I just talk? I just want to talk to him.

- Calm down. - I'm just... Okay, all right.

All right, all right, all right. I'm calm. I'm calm.

Asshole.

What do you want? What do you want?

Hey! Hey, come on.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You act like you're the first guy this happened to.

I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad, okay?

It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.

- I just wanted to talk to him. - Yeah, well, now I'm talking to you.

Consider this an inte... ntion.

You could have been arrested back there. You understand.

Speaking as your lawyer, I'm always looking for billable hours.

But speaking as your business associate...

...I'm strongly advising that you get your shit together.

Just cool it with this Beneke guy, at least for now. Okay?

Let's talk shop, because I think this is a great opportunity...

...to channel some of that negative energy into something positive.

- How did you know? - Sorry?

About Skyler. About where to find me just now.

How did you know?

That's just my meticulousness. Don't bog down in detail, Walt.

- The lesson here should be... - Did you bug my house?

Yeah, but I didn't know it was your house, did I?

You'd moved out. Besides, you basically told me to.

- I told you to? - You strongly hinted that I should.

You were worried your wife might say something to the police.

What? No, no, that's not true. When the hell did I say that?

Let's not get lost in the who, what and whens.

The point is we did our due diligence and she didn't talk.

She kept quiet. She stood by you, Walt...

...which, if you ask me, is the ironical silver lining here.

I mean, on the one hand...

...sure, she snuck off the reservation to get some dirty, damp and deep.

On the other hand...

Off me.

You're fired!

- You're done! - Good!

"Oh, boohoo, I won't cook meth anymore".

You're a crybaby. Who needs you?

I'm unplugging the website, so no more money laundering.

How do you like that?

I want those bugs out of my house today.

I want them out now!

You just bought a $300 suit, psycho!

Go.

Great, drilled right into the stucco.

A little bit of putty, you'll be fine.

Just make sure you get all of those things.

A, these things cost $800 apiece.

B, you're not that interesting.

So yeah, I'll get all of them, Walter.

Great line of work, by the way. Real upstanding field.

Yeah, well...

...I enjoy it.

You're free to leave now. Anytime.

You know, Walter...

...sometimes it doesn't hurt to have someone watching your back.

Mr. White?

Hi.

What's up?

I can't begin to understand what you're going through, Walt...

...with all of your health concerns and the stresses you've been under.

But still, as educators...

...there are certain responsibilities we need to be meeting here...

...to the school and to the students themselves.

Of course.

Is this a wheaten terrier?

Norfolk.

Norfolk?

That's surprising.

Walt, could you come back over here and have a seat, please?

Sure.

You've been absent a lot recently.

And when you are here at school, there have been some behavioural questions.

And frankly I'm concerned.

Thank you.

Are you feeling okay?

Do you think maybe I should call Skyler?

No.

Let's just keep this...

What...?

Hey!

Walt, what's wrong with you?

You know, look, you're the one always talking about D.C., okay?

This is how you get there.

You answer the bell. You pay your dues.

Besides, you know, it's a big deal to get picked for this.

El Paso's like the Super Bowl.

I could get killed crossing the street, okay?

Whatever. You know, I want to go.

What about last time?

What about last time?

Schrader.

Hey, sheriff. Yeah.

Blue, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Thing is...

Thing is I'm supposed to be getting on a plane right now.

The stuff this guy had was blue. You sure about that?

Yeah.

Yeah, I want to talk to him.