Abbayi Class Ammayi Mass

ABBAYI MASS AMMAYI CLASS

-Study well guys! -Bye uncle.

-Bye uncle! -Bye!

Hi, sorry to disturb you. You both look very cute.

Bye!

Hmm... Hmm...

Hmm...

-Why did you stop the car? -You asked for lift. Didn't you?

Thank you for stopping the car immediately after asking for lift.

Ah, you have a good kidney!

Can I rest my hand here?

-Sure -Very good.

I feel pity when I see you bro.

Hmm?

You cannot escape that accident.

I am a safe driver.

Bro, you would now buy a bouquet on the way.

Then you would go to Barista or Coffee day.

Your lover would come there.

She would kiss you and you would hug her.

She would eat and you would feed her.

She would say this and that and eventually leave you. Seen of lots of such things bro

Listen to me and reverse the car, you will be safe.

Front run you shave, U turn you save!

I will also be safe if you take U turn.

Reverse bro please!

You won't understand.

You may be thinking I'm just nagging. I know!

-I don't have change sir! -Keep it!

Huh?

Didn't I tell you earlier? I know you would buy flowers.

Everyone tries to impress with flowers.

Will anyone buy flowers to become fools?

You reverse the car, I tell you.

Why do we need such waste affairs?

You may be thinking I'm just nagging. I know!

By the way, I'm Nakkamoothula Shashank!

Don't misunderstand me to taste everything.

Though I look cheap, but I'm an educated person.

I'm a double graduate.

I'm a Wipro employee. I hope you know, it's at Gacchibowli.

I earn 15 lakhs per annum.

Though I am the most eligible bachelor, just a single girl bro.

She made me drink for the first time.

Vodka with ice, vomited twice.

Painful experience bro.

How can we bro? Damn!

First they say it's love, then ask us to marry.

We can, but once we do, we become a jackass.

That's why I am still a free bird bro.

I liked a teacher at school, I left her.

I liked a girl in intermediate, I got bored and left her. I had to.

I liked an aunty in degree, I lost interest, I left her.

That is my typical style bro. That's me.

Audience are not accepting a 2 hour long movie.

It's boring isn't it?

Then how about a full life of 100 years?

How can it workout with a single girl? Boredom! Lag!

For example take Pavan Kalyan from Teenmar movie

I am huge fan of Powerstar.

Hero character bro, he loves any random girl and leaves once he loses interest.

Why does he have to change in the climax?

Why should he realise?

Ramcharan in the film Orange. I'm a huge fan of him too.

Same thing! He is a play boy and changes in the climax.

I won't change that way bro. Actually, I am real hero.

I won't change. I will change the girl, but I won't.

Because I don't like change bro.

Not just me, even the audience don't like change.

Do you like a change sir? You don't, do you?

That's it bro, I'm the real hero.

Hmm. We arrived at Barista. He got down and went with the bouquet.

That girl came and kissed.

Hugged each other had a dream song.

Barista fellow gave the bill. Routine crap.

Huh? Central Jail?

Ah? Why are we at central jail?

It is Neeru's release today. One minute sir,

She got released yesterday and left.

Yesterday? Isn't she supposed to get released today?

Because of her good conduct, we released her a day before.

Oh, thank you!

Where could she have gone?

What's this twist bro? Why did you get into jail bro?

Tell me bro, is she a jailor or sentry or a prisoner? How do you meet her bro?

I know where she is.

Why is it locked?

Thank God! You kept a board preventing this guy from getting trapped.

You are a genuine God, I believe in you.

Some girl has jumped off the building.

Poor thing, someone must have cheated on her.

Come bro! Come!

Today is your day bro!

You are out of danger, she told you see you, before you end up in ICU.

What do you get by love dude?

Maximum, you may beg on the streets. Let's go!

Ha ha. God is there!

Hey did you get to know anything?

If we contact Karpuram aunty, we may know her details.

You please call her.

Karpuram? Why did you run bro?

I was worried if it was my Neeru.

Thank God, it's not her.

I don't understand anything, I'm going mad.

Why did she leave you? And why does she have to jump off and die? Tell me bro!

I wasn't like this earlier.

"I am crazy about girls. They would fall in my trap."

"I am crazy about girls. They would fall in my trap."

"Come on dance!"

"I message in Whatsapp, and throw midnight parties."

"Later we'll have fun"

"Sunday Monday Tuesday, I would be busy dating"

"Bye-bye to Love and marriage masks"

"O Sona, Mona, Tina, let be the sister of Monalisa..."

"Won't I attract her like a perfume?"

"I'm a naughty lover, Oh oh!"

"You're my sexy power"

"Let's make it happy hour"

"I will be the way, I like to."

"I like your lips"

"I like your hips."

"Touch me here, touch me there."

"Touch me everywhere, here and there."

"I will put on a earring trendily, and put on Police goggles"

"I shall fold my t-shirt, and kiss you"

"Get my whole body tattooed, and wear a torn jeans."

"Get on a Yamaha bike, and vroom on it."

"If you get to sense the Man's hotness, hey Macerena..."

"Won't you just come after me, o beauty?"

"On cloud nine, with old wine..."

"Shall we dance together?"

"I'm a naughty lover, Oh oh!"

"You're my sexy power"

"Let's make it happy hour"

"I will be the way, I like to."

"Life is like an empty cup, it's a mistake to leave it empty"

"Fill in with enthusiasm, in various ways."

"Is there a rewind or a fast forward button for life?"

"Just enjoy it while playing."

"When you make our looks into one,"

"Don't you get desirable?"

"Hot hot Jackpot"

"Shall I get everyday?"

"I'm a naughty lover, Oh oh!"

"You're my sexy power"

"Let's make it happy hour"

"I will be the way, I like to."

"I am crazy about girls. They would fall in my trap."

"Come on dance!"

"I message in Whatsapp, and throw midnight parties."

"Later we'll have fun"

Here, I read Gopika chapter in Bhagavatham,

the very moment he was in my dreams like Krishna.

They say the dreams of the morning sleep turn true.

I am worried where is Shree.

Oh my God! I think he is romancing with girls.

If that's true, then my idea of his upbringing far away from girls...

will be a total waste.

Why do you panic so much madam?

Why do you have to raise him, that he gets scared of girls?

You don't know. Look at his grandpa.

He's a landlord of 1000 acres.

He became a womaniser and brought down the property to 100 acres.

and died early!

My son who inherited the same qualities, ended up the same.

Handing over 5 year old son to me, his wife too committed suicide.

My grandson who looks similar to his father and grandpa...

I was worried if he would inherit their qualities too.

Since then, I made him study in boys school and college far away from girls.

I am more worried because of his company, that stupid fellow.

One minute...

Granny? Oops Granny!

-Ah... Hi granny... -Where are you idiot?

-With Dimple... -Dimple?

Er... I meant temple. I'm at temple.

-You went to temple? -Yeah

-You scavenger! -Ah!

Granny, just hold on...

Come again...-You scavenger!

Thanks for blessing me granny.

-Scavenger, is not a blessing you idiot! -Huh?

It's a curse. It means one who eats waste.

What are you doing at temple?

Granny, I came for Archana and Aarthi.

Assume them to be your names.

Priest... please give me aarthi... Be careful!

You silly fellow, why do you need an aarthi at all?

What's the matter Granny?

-Where is Shree? -I don't know where he is.

I had a dream that he is going around with girls.

You were also there beside him grinning like a donkey.

In a dream? You blame me for your dreams too?

Shall I come and tell you?

Oh God! No! Tell me over phone.

Let it be dreams, but if I come to know that you are making him do such things...

I will strip your tongue into two. You moron!

I wonder how does my granny and that stonage fellow who follow her rules exist.

Do you know this, because it's called as 'Lady's finger'

he quit eating them. He has extreme allergy towards ladies.

-Really? -Hmm.