The first 199 lines.
The gnocchi alla sorrentina is to die for.
Oh, and the corn dogs are most awesome too.
Just down the boardwalk and on the left.
If you see a Pachycephalosaur, you've gone too far!
My hot dogs!
No!
I must lead this thrilling-but-dangerous beast
away from our beloved guests.
Look out! A dinosaur!
Phew!
Once I get her into the jungle,
our highly-trained security forces will humanely pacify
this terrifying-but-exciting monstrosity!
The Double-Rex.
Twice the size, twice the thrills!
Coming soon to Jurassic World!
What do you think, Mr. Masrani?
Uh... Mr. Masrani?
Ha, ha! Almost got me that time!
Um...
Mr. Masrani?
What do you think of my Double-Rex idea?
I think I double-don't like it!
A giant version of a dinosaur we already have,
running wild through the park,
threatening poor, innocent people,
and especially poor, innocent me!
I also think, Dr. Wu, that Jurassic World
doesn't need bigger dinos,
it needs cooler dinos.
You two had better
come up with something new and exciting
to pack in the visitors,
before I forget why I'm paying you.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I suddenly have a brilliant idea for a new ride.
Where's Claire?
I need her working on that right away.
Wait! Uh...
What about returning to
the notion of hybrid dinosaurs?
Hmm...
Didn't your last efforts in that area
nearly lead to disaster and extreme danger
to park personnel and guests?
Well... Yes.
Okay! Just wanted to make sure I remembered that correctly.
Go on!
I believe earlier miscalculations
have been corrected,
and we've been working on an idea
for a spectacular new dinosaur hybrid!
We haven't bothered to mention it
because it's not quite ready yet.
Also, we really need to do extensive testing before we...
It's going to be spectacular!
When will my spectacular new hybrid be ready?
Well, it will take a little while.
A very little while?
Hmm? Like, a few days.
I mean, hours.
Check back after lunch.
Wonderful! Now where has Claire gotten to?
That's what I like to see!
A junior park utility specialist
who's not afraid to polish a doorway.
Well done!
Danny, did you see that?
Why won't Dr. Wu listen to me?
We don't even know if we can create a hybrid,
or if it'll be safe.
I know, right?
If you want a lab run the right way,
you'll probably have to leave Jurassic World
and go to work as chief scientist
for a competing dinosaur-based theme park!
I really should, you know?
It would serve Dr. Wu right.
Yes! What?
I didn't say anything.
Green pile, please!
Red pile!
Red pile, please!
Yellow pile!
Whoa!
Owen? What are you doing?
All of this belongs to somebody, you know.
Somebody who left this trailer in the jungle for a few decades
and probably forgot about it, that's who.
I'm just cleaning it out before I move in.
And if the owner comes back for his stuff?
He'll find it all in storage waiting for him
in perfect condition.
And if he wants the trailer too,
I'll move out and back into company housing.
Yellow pile, Charlie.
I like that you've got the raptors helping out.
Mainly, I'm getting them used to my voice.
Plus, I'm teaching them colors.
And how's that working out?
They're still learning, Claire. Give them a break.
I thought by now you'd have the raptors
walking on tightropes or something.
Can't you train them any faster?
Aw, it's okay, Blue.
Easy, girl.
They're babies, Claire.
You can't rush nature.
Give them time.
Stop yakkin' and go to lunch or somethin', will you?
Nice puppy...
I just need this little tape.
Got a picture of a treasure map on it, see.
Not-so-nice nasty lizards.
Huh?
What are they looking at?
Claire!
I have been looking everywhere for you!
I've had a brilliant idea for the Blazing Comet:
A roller coaster ride themed around being pursued by...
What are all these priceless artifacts doing on the ground?
An original Jurassic Park teacup!
An original Jurassic Park stapler!
An original Jurassic Park electric toothbrush!
What kind of animal would just dump them here?
The kind of animal who has his own toothbrush?
Mr. Masrani, what were you saying
- about a roller coaster? - Never mind.
The construction department can build that ride in their sleep.
I need you to personally oversee
our new "Origins of Jurassic Park" historical exhibit,
to open immediately.
Historical exhibit, say what?
Immediately? I want every one
of these treasures on display
right in the middle of the Innovation Center.
Don't just stand there, Owen.
Help me load.
Danny, I couldn't grab the tape here.
But it's actually on its way to you.
Allison?
Could you please bring me
the sodium chloride irrigation fluid?
Uh-huh. Yes, mm-hmm.
Much better.
I've been working so hard on the hybrid concept,
my eyes are very tired.
I can only imagine.
So how exactly have you corrected
"earlier miscalculations"?
And how do you plan to turn an embryo
into a full-grown hybrid dinosaur by this afternoon?
Ah! I'm glad you asked.
Regarding the calculations,
I moved a decimal point to the left.
No, to the right.
I'm sure it doesn't matter.
As for the embryo growth,
I've reprogrammed the nucleonic bombardment cannon
I used in our previous experiments.
But Dr. Wu, you can't just skip
the natural maturation process.
If we don't run more tests,
there's no telling what could happen! Hmm.
They'll probably name the process after me.
For science!
"The Wu Process."
This is not good.
Well, Allison, I'd say this new process of yours
could certainly use some refining.
How am I supposed to turn this...
junk into an historical exhibit?
Can I give you a hand?
I have some free time.
Oh! Danny, that would be great.
I could really use the help.
Where is that tape?
We don't have time to sort through this.
Just put things on pedestals.
Eh, right. Gotcha.
The only value this old thing has
is as an example of ancient video technology.
There it is!
Just like Sinjin said!
We're going to need a high-tech security system
for all this stuff.
You know, that pedestal doesn't look right
next to that case.
Could you switch those two around for me?
Uh, sure.
Sure thing.
Better...
but now that third one has to move up here.
Eh, see now it's all
too matchy-matchy, y'know?
What if you put the second one
where the third one was?
Oh, hey Simo... Eh!
No time for chit-chat, Owen.
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