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1705. This is it. Let's go. Hurry.

Okay, over there.

Emily Barnes?

All right. Follow me.

Lauren Lane?

Go.

Good morning from sunny California,

where dozens of famous faces are waking up...

...to their worst nightmare,

another celebrity hacking scandal.

I'm Jessica Collins, coming to you live

from Los Angeles with breaking news on this story.

A shocking security breach overnight...

...flooding the internet with explicit images... Come on, Georgie.

...private information, even passwords,

belonging to some of Hollywood's biggest names.

And at the center of the media storm,

America's sweetheart, Lauren Lane.

Just hours ago, these intimate personal images

belonging to the Emmy award-winning actress

leaked online, igniting a firestorm of views,

with Lane's name currently topping the list

of most searched terms on the internet.

But perhaps most shocking to many

is this photo of a positive pregnancy test,

which is already sparking rumors...

...and speculation about who the father may be.

Lane has yet to make a public statement,

but fans and fellow celebs are rallying behind the star,

who's best known for the role...

Those pathetic little vultures are outside again.

An entire population under some dystopian spell.

Never mind climate change, sex trafficking,

global poverty rates-- Grace, please.

No existential dread today. My Klonopin's just kicked in.

Thanks.

Here.

Place is weird and pretty, like you.

Andrew's new assistant sent it over.

Feels cozy, remote...

...no service for miles.

Please don't connect to the Wi-Fi, Lauren.

Give yourself a break.

You sure you don't want me to go with you?

I want to be alone.

Okay.

...with production for season 11

of Meet the Johnsons starting in just a few weeks... Shit.

...fans can't help but wonder

- if the surprise pregnancy... - Shut up. Shut up.

...will find its way into the storyline

of famously single Sally Johnson.

Hey, yo, you know the drill.

Um. Give it about ten minutes.

I sent you the keypad code.

You're an angel.

I love you. Thank you.

You got this. Hmm?

Take a week to relax.

This is so fucked. Everyone's gonna find out.

No. No one's gonna find out anything. Hey, hey.

Look at me.

What does Dr. Kershaw always say?

Breathe.

There you are.

Now, go.

So, what are you saying?

Lauren, listen.

I've been your agent for how long now?

No one is more upset about this than me.

I feel, like, literally so violated right now.

Excuse me?

You're America's daughter.

You're Sally Johnson from The Johnsons...

...for God's sake.

And whatever little dipshit hacker did this

just became Osama bin-fucking-Laden,

and we are gonna find him,

kill him, and bury his ass in the ocean.

And everyone has your back on this.

- Okay? But there are questions. - Questions?

Um, yeah. The network is curious

about that picture of the positive pregnancy test.

What about it?

It obviously would affect production.

Oh, it's cold. Uh. I know.

Obviously, everyone here, especially the network,

is Team You.

We just need to know what that means.

Maybe it isn't even yours.

Grace could fake a pregnancy for you on this one.

I am not asking my assistant to fake a pregnancy test.

Are... are you serious, Andrea? Lauren, I just need to know

what to tell the American people right now.

Tell the American people that they can fuck off.

Lauren, no, the--

Pit stop, Georgie?

Okay.

Pit stop it is.

Mom, you gotta stop calling.

You need something, call Grace, please?

I don't know.

It's a quiet little place or something.

Just gotta clear my head.

Wow. Really? You're embarrassed?

Yeah.

Well, if your friends are so judgmental,

then stop taking them on weekend trips

and buying them fancy dinners

with my money that I've been making you

since I was eight years old! You--

Did you really just ask me that?

Did you really-- Do I know who the father is?

You were there!

Unlocked.

Come on, Georgie. Go.

This is nice, Georgie.

Georgie?

Hmm.

Georgie?

Wow.

Hmm. Nice.

Come on, Georgie. Dance with me.

I can't. I have to babysit Billy tonight.

Yeah, he totally peed-off dad, he stole his bike

and crashed it into his sunflowers.

I know.

Do you need help with the math homework?

Yeah, Mr. Mathers, he's totally kicking my butt...

No way. ...with these equations right now.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

Hey, Janey.

You're going to the movies?

Don't worry, Georgie.

It's just a fantasy.

Swallowed up by the trees alone.

It's a stab at some poetry, Georgie.

Tough crowd.

Love you.

And now, the little girl we've watched

grow up on this very sound stage,

Lauren Lane as America's sweetheart,

Sally Johnson!

Our new guest star, and possible boyfriend,

Dylan Price is the handsome heartbreaker,

Skyler!

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

America's favorite dad, Peter Johnson as Peter Johnson!

I just don't get why Skyler had to leave.

I thought we'd be together for...

Hey, sis, I could totally go over to the prom

and do a kickflip into his butt.

That's sweet, but...

...that won't be necessary, Billy.

Aw!

Whatever. Let's go, Connor.

You kids, no skateboarding in the house.

Your brothers really love you, you know that?

I know. You know who else loves you?

This guy right here. I've loved you

since the first day I held you in my arms,

and I will until the day I die because family is forever.

And boyfriends, well, they... they come and they go.

And sometimes, they really stink.

Dad, that's so dumb.

But thank you.

- Aw! - There, there.

There, there.

What?

Um. Hi, Peter!

Hair and makeup can take you now.

I'll be there when I'm good and ready.

I love you.

Hey. Here.

You really fucked it up, Merg.

You really fucked it up, huh? You think I'm gonna sit around,

and wait to see what Mike will do this time?

We need cash. We need cash fast.

Oh, shit. What if we do a start-up?

I always wanted to do a start-up.

How about you start up another one of these,

so I don't feel a thing when I get my brains blown out?

Don't say that. You guys don't listen. A start-up could take years

- to mature to any real profit. - On the left, on the left.

What do you know about 'em, Marcus?

I watch YouTubes, dipshit.

That's right, he does. You heard him, it takes years.

He's got an entrepreneurial mind,

he's watching his videos.

Cover me, cover me.

What about that fancy little cabin gig you got?

They got somebody new in there?

No, not really.

It's off-limits, Darren. It's my one rule.

You guys should listen to me 'cause I'm the only one

keeping the lights on in this place.

I'm the only one with a real job.

Well, nephew, I believe we have a deal, don't we?

This is my place, you stay here, and you don't hold out on me.

So, now, what do you think the boss of that cabin would do