Ridiculousness

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- Close your eyes and just fall down, okay? - Okay.

Okay, then Lauren's gonna catch you.

- Close your eyes. - Okay.

Okay, it's called a trust fall.

Okay, trust fall.

Ready, set, go.

Yolo!

Welcome to Ridiculousness.

I am Rob Dyrdek.

Along with me, the ever-so matching Steelo Brim and

Chanel West Coast.

Ah, don't mess up my hair.

All right, today's guest was made famous by the Jersey Shore.

He went on to have his own spin-off, and he is a world-famous DJ.

The one and only DJ Pauly D.

Take a look.

This is DJ Pauly D.

Bein' a Guido's a way of life.

- Bam, there you go, Pauly D. - I like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, Pauly D!

What up, homey?

What's up, girl?

Mwah.

All right, I'm gonna say it's not often that we have that

level of cheering for somebody.

You know what I mean?

I would argue to say that's the most ever.

You wanna know why?

Because I think you live the funnest life humanly possible.

I can't argue with that.

I mean, you got a great crowd, though.

You got a great crowd.

Like to me, of everybody on the Jersey Shore, like everyone

sort of played themselves out at one point or another.

Maybe they ended up in rehab, maybe they cried.

Maybe they had a thing... Like, you... absolutely nothing.

Like, it was just the time of your life all the way through everything.

All the way from like... forget about, like, doing something random.

You're DJing for Britney Spears and signed to G-unit.

All right, check it out, so while you're filming something

like the Jersey Shore, where you live together, you eventually

start messing with each other.

Yeah, I mean, that's the... my favorite thing to do, actually.

Is it? Okay, all right.

Well, let's take a look at you waking up some of your roommates

in an unusual way.

Oh, yeah.

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Where does, "oh, yeah, wake up, yeah," come from?

I don't want anybody sleepin'.

You should not sleep.

If I'm up, you gotta be up.

Well, I think they drank a little bit more than you.

You know what I'm saying.

Yep, maybe.

All right, the category,

"Ah, yeah, wake up, yeah."

I'm just sleepin' in a tent, and

I got a couple of fuckers for friends.

Ah, yeah, wake up, yeah!

Yes.

You're gonna die!

I never noticed he said, "you're gonna die!"

You're gonna die!

It's just not nice.

He's tired.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Looks like Suge Knight, man.

You tell me that doesn't look like Suge Knight.

Yeah, that's so Suge Knight.

Did somebody order a 7:00 AM devil call?

He was ready. Ready for war.

Just sleeping in school, doing a little bit of school sleeping here.

Roger.

Head smack.

Face kick.

Body slam, and punch face.

Oh, man!

But you... you know... you know he's been wanting to whup his

ass for a long time.

Thank you.

You wanna know why? Because it's one thing... if he just karate kicked his face is

one thing, but you know he really hates him when he goes

back for one more.

He stomped him.

Bam!

Oh, damn.

We're so lucky that there just happens to be a random-ass bathtub.

Oh, that's messed up.

This is fucked up.

Why is this so fucked up?

Wait, he said... he says, "I have socks on", but if you go

back and look... His socks need to be cleaned anyway.

Okay?

Uh-oh.

Oh, man.

This is just rude.

This is just bad.

Oh, come on. Wake up, yeah!

Yeah, wake up, yeah!

Oh.

- So drunk you can't even say anything, you just... - Damn.

All right, so, Jersey Shore is officially over, right?

Mm-hmm.

So, what we wanted to do is take a look back at some of the

most incredible people that never made it.

Jersey Shore Rejects.

- There's a lot, there's a lot. - Take a look.

Aww, yeah!

I wanna be on the Jersey Shore so bad!

Next year, man, I'm gonna do this forever!

Oh, man.

We got ourselves a Snook-alike.

I wanna be on it so bad.

I can do... I'll do anything.

I'll ride a bull.

Oh, damn.

This is Jersey Jeff.

Never a dull moment when the man boobs come out.

Leave it on, thank you.

Aw, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I'm looking to get me some of that.

Get in there, man, I'll bet you could get some.

It's a hottie force field.

Oh, man.

Oh, boy.

This ain't even legal to put on TV.

What?

What is he doing?

Ah!

Let me tell you something, though.

Let me stop right here.

If you gotta go on your toes, you don't deserve to.

Go ahead, go ahead.

Put it up and pound it.

Pou... oh!

Oh, I said, "put it up and pound it," and that's terrible.

We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

Welcome back to Ridiculousness.

We are with the one and only DJ Pauly D.

All right, so we like to build these episodes around our

guests, and today we found through all these Jersey Shores,

you just kept saying the same thing every time you guys went

out, and we were like, okay, we're gonna put a full category

around this saying.

Take a look at this.

Hello.

All right, no problem.

The cabs are here!

Cabs are here!

The cabs are here!

Cabs are here! Cabs are here!

Cabs are here!

Cabs are here!

Cabs... are... here.

Cabs... are... here!

The category. "Cab's Are Here."

Cabs is comin' in hot.

Comin' in real hot.

Comin' in hot.

Comin' in hot!