The Looney Tunes Show

In here!

What's the emergency?

Can you open this for me?

- You called 9-1-1 because you couldn't open a can of tuna?

No. First I called Bugs.

Then I called my girlfriend,

And then I called Porky.

Then I called 9-1-1.

The Looney Tunes Show

Season 2, Episode 12 "Dear John"

- "Dear Edmund, I'm leaving you."

Ohh!

I don't get it.

- What? Then why were you crying?

- I always cry when I'm confused.

What didn't you get?

Well, why was he so upset?

- Because of the Dear John letter.

- John? ok, I thought his name was Edmund.

- No, it's just called a Dear John letter

When someone ends the relationship with a note

Instead of face to face.

Ohh, ok.

So this was a sad movie.

Hey, then why was I laughing so much during it?

I have no idea. Come on.

- Oh, I can't go anywhere. Now that I know what's going on,

I want to see it again.

- Can you believe they charged me

For coming out to the house?

it says you called 9-1-1

Four times in the past week.

And none of the emergencies were valid.

Oh, they were valid.

Will you hand me that towel?

Will you tell me a bedtime story?

Scarf, or no scarf?

Why do they get to decide if it's an emergency or not?

- Daffy, our emergency services are under funded

And overextended as it is.

Our property taxes aren't high enough.

- Why do you know so much about it?

- Because I'm on the City Council.

What's the City Council?

- The elected body that runs the city.

So you're like a big wig?

maybe to some people.

- How long have you been on the City Council?

- I'm about to finish my third term.

- How did I never know this about you?

- Because you never ask me anything about myself.

And when I try to tell you anything, you interrupt me.

And then on the few occasions where I actually do get to say something,

You literally fall asleep from boredom.

- Hey, I'm meeting Tina for date night.

- Uh, why is the microwave not working?

- Oh. I tried to open a can of tuna with it.

I thought if I got it hot enough, the top would pop off.

- Daffy, you can't put metal in the microwave.

Well, I know that now, ok?

The lesson's been learned, all right?

I'll never forget it.

Real quick--you can or cannot put metal in the microwave?

Pizzariba, this is Speedy.

- Hey, Speedy, who is that handyman you use at the restaurant?

- You mean John? Oh, he's the best.

You want me to call him for you?

- That would be great. The microwave's broken.

No problem. I'll have him drop by tomorrow.

Just leave him a note. - Thanks, Speedy.

- Hey, Bugs! I saw that movie again.

Oh, you were right, it was a Dear John letter.

Oh, so sad.

I hardly laughed at all this time.

- Dear John, this isn't working. Bugs.

Oh, no!

A Dear John letter?

Bugs broke up with me!

Why?!

- I'm sorry, sir, we're completely booked this evening.

You didn't make a reservation?

- Don't worry. I'll handle this.

Ahem. You do know that I'm a close,

Personal friend of Porky Pig?

Ah, that's City Council member Porky Pig.

Ooh.

- Who knew there were perks to being friends with Porky Pig?

Good-bye, apartment.

I've decided to go away for a while.

Too many memories here.

Ew! Oh, no, no, uh-uh, no.

Uh-uh. Just because I'm leaving doesn't mean you

And all your little insect friends can come in here and crawl around.

Ok, you hear that, roaches?

I'm talking to you, too, spiders and ants.

All of you. You stay out of this apartment!

And in case you need a reminder,

I'm putting a note on the front door.

- Uh, Daffy, have you been going all over town

Saying you're friends with me?

- Yes. And the results are incredible.

I used to be embarrassed to admit I even knew you.

But just this morning, I threw your name around

And I got a lifetime gym membership for free!

It wasn't for free.

You told the girl who worked there

That the city would have a parade in her honor.

- So? You're on the City Council.

- You told the Maitre'd at the Sunset Room

That I'd name a highway after him.

- Well, it got me a really good table.

You told that traffic cop

That I could grant his uncle's citizenship!

What's wrong with that?

This is the greatest country on earth.

- It's unethical! There's a reelection coming up,

And this makes it look like I could be bribed!

- I understand. It won't happen again.

Porky Pig voted not once,

But twice to make our city dirtier.

He voted to eliminate garbage collection.

He voted three times to allow dumping in the river.

Why would a City Councilman do such a thing?

Because he's a pig.

And pigs are filthy.

On election day, let's send this pig back to the farm.

Vote Daffy Duck for City Council.

- I'm Daffy Duck, and I approve this message.

- What was that? - An attack ad.

But those are all lies!

- It doesn't matter. Now people are going to have

Negative associations with you.

- I can't believe you're running against me!

- You're the one who said I can't use your name to get perks.

So, fine. I'll get 'em myself.

How could you do this?

- First, you don't want me telling people you're my friend.

Now you don't want me telling people you're my enemy?

Porky, you're a real flip flopper.

Ooh. I'll put that in my next attack ad.

- I didn't know where else to go.

I can't stop thinking about that Dear John letter.

Oh, I just need some peace and quiet.

You'll find that here.

True healing occurs when one is clear of mind

And calm of spirit.

- Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, I totally agree with that.

Your path is meditation.

Mm-hmm. Ok.

- And the key to meditation is silence.

- Say what now? - A vow of silence.

For the next year, you shall not speak.

You know, I bet I could achieve all that healing stuff without the silence.

What do you think?

- I'm afraid the silence is necessary.

- What I'm really quiet? Does that count?

- what about now? What if I'm this quiet?

No one will even know I'm talking.

Sorry, no. Not a word.

- Well, what about sounds? Are they allowed?

Like, when I'm surprised. I'd go, whoa!

Or when I'm bored, I'd be like

- Silence. - Wow.

Ok.

Oh, that felt good. Sorry.

I just had to get that last one out of my system.

- Newcomer Daffy Duck has won a seat

On the City Council,

Defeating the incumbent Porky Pig.

Once again, negative campaigns

Proved their effectiveness.

Ohh! I won!

I won, I won, I won!

Let the perks begin!

Shh, shh.

Oh! I keep getting her voicemail.

I haven't heard from Lola in three days.

I'm going over there.

- Someone's going to need new business cards.

I bet I can get 'em for free.

"Dear Bugs,

I don't ever want to see you again!"

Lola broke up with me?

Hey.

Ooh, great.

Oh, yeah, that's nice. Good heighth on that.

The Royal Oaks-Glen Oaks-Oakwood Oaks City Council meeting is now in session.

We open up the floor to new business.

Yes, I have a complaint.

It's regarding the number on the curb.

The paint is--

- How long does these things usually go?

There's an "Off-Duty Cop" marathon on tonight

And I'd like to get home for it.

I can't record it because I broke the DVR

Trying to open a can of tuna.

- The meetings are scheduled for five hours,

But they sometimes run long.

- ...But then that paint faded as well.

So, I would like to talk about the kind of paint