Missed Opportunities

Officer?

We got the socks.

Ho-ho-ho!

What?

The nurse will be in to see you in a minute, okay?

Okay.

Dr. Robertson, the police are here.

For what?

I don't know.

Let's go. Somebody's post your bail.

You go right this way.

The time is nigh.

Sinners, gamblers, you're going to hell.

Repent of your sins.

You're going to hell.

The time is nigh.

He is coming back.

Repent, repent, repent!

I'm not even in the frame.

See, it's blurry. Do it again, do it again.

No, wait, you're doing it wrong. Wait.

- It's not even on focus. - You want me to take

that for you?

We're good. Thanks.

- Oh, okay. - Thanks.

Well, hey, so today after the game,

my youth group is having like a little pizza party.

And it's called Fifth Quarter,

'cause, you know, it's after the game.

But anyway, they're having this competition.

Whoever brings the most

of their friends wins like a car or something.

Just kidding.

But anyway, there's pizza, fun, games.

They're gonna open up the gym.

You should come.

After the game we go hang out with the players.

Yeah, plus it's gonna be raining

and we already have plans.

Yeah, I have a piano lesson.

Okay, well, that's cool.

I just, I thought I'd ask.

She's never gonna stop asking, is she?

- I am not going. No way. - Me neither.

Did the bell ring?

- Ah. - Let's go.

I'm sorry.

Hello!

Heather!

Hey Gary.

What are you, what are you doing here?

Like, we heard you got out.

Heather asked me to come by

just to make sure everything's okay.

Okay, what, what are you doing

in my house with my wife?

Heather, what is going on here?

Please, just leave.

Leave? Where am I supposed to go?

She filed a restraining order against you.

You're not allowed to be here.

Wait, a restraining order.

Why would you do that?

- Where is my daughter? - She's not here.

She's not here. Just leave.

I wanna see my daughter.

I already called

- the cops, Gary. - Keep your hands off me.

Don't you touch me.

It's not me... It's not you?

No, the best thing,

it's between you guys.

Locked inside my house?

The best thing for you is to go away right now.

Where am I supposed to go?

Get out.

Why are you doing this to me?

Why are you doing this, Heather?

Where am I supposed to go?

I have no credit cards.

Hey, how can I help you?

I'd like to get a room.

Sure, sure. I just need an ID please.

Perfect, perfect.

Sorry, Mr. Robertson, this is saying your card has declined.

Do you have another you'd like to use?

- No, this one. - Thank you.

Sorry, this one has also declined.

Can I see a manager?

Sorry. There's not one here right now.

What am I, what am I supposed to do?

Sorry.

Rachel, please stop.

Rachel, stop!

I'm so bored.

The rain ruins everything.

Well, what do you wanna do?

We could watch a movie.

I could teach you that piano song a lot better than that.

We could play a board game.

What about that church thing?

- Church thing? - Yeah. What's it called?

Fifth Quarter.

Don't you need a Bible?

Yeah, I don't have a Bible.

Me neither.

Yeah.

You know, it's gotta be better than this.

Is it?

Lena? Lena?

Hey.

You don't like Christmas music?

Not, not particularly, no.

You know who has the best Christmas music?

The Grand Ole Opry.

You ever been there?

No.

Okay. There's this kid, right?

Greatest truck driver around, right?

He wants to be a singer.

So he goes out, he starts singing everywhere,

gets very popular.

Guess who that is?

Elvis Presley. Right?

He could have been the best truck driver who's ever lived.

Eh? Talk about a missed opportunity.

That's, that's funny.

Listen, man, no offense,

but I, I've had a really bad day, so,

just gonna...

You've missed a lot of opportunities,

haven't you, Gary?

Well, there've been a lot of opportunities that I've taken

that I wish I hadn't,

But, so at this point in my life,

I think I don't need any more opportunities, you know?

So, thank you.

You know, you've missed a lot of opportunities

and you've taken a lot of opportunities

that you shouldn't have taken.

You know, I know 'cause I was there

for every single one of those.

Yeah. How did you know my name is Gary?

'Cause I'm an angel.

An angel?

Ah, I am a guardian angel.

- A guardian angel. - I'm your guardian angel.

- Ooh. - I know.

That's crazy.

I mean, not like just your guardian angel.

I actually have like a whole roster

of humans I have to take care of.

And so it's, it's fun.

Okay.

And my job is to make sure

that you stop missing these opportunities.

- Your job? - That's my job.

I reach the unreachable, I gospel the ungospelable.

Now I know where I know you from.

You're, you're the street preacher

from out in front of the jail.

- That's me. Nice. - That's you, man.

That's me. You took notice of me.

That was you.

Do you know how many times you've heard the gospel?

I, I, I don't know. I don't know.

How many times have I heard the good news?

You've heard the good news 126 times.

Wow, that seems like a lot.

You know, the average person takes about 75 times

of hearing the gospel before they actually listen to it.

It's,.

Gary, well, I'm gonna give you an opportunity, Gary.

Jesus said, "My sheep hear me and they follow."

Follow me, Gary.

Wait a minute. Whoa. Wait. Whoa, whoa.

Are, are you saying I'm a sheep?

Because I had a buddy who was in Afghanistan and...

It's been raining all day.

Oh, excuse me.

Hi, how are you?

- Hi. - Welcome.

Oh, you were at the game, weren't you?

- Yeah. - Got rained out.

Sorry about that.

But we're glad you're here though,

so you can leave your umbrella here.

Come on in.

Hey guys.

Oh, you know, Madison.

Well, you're in good hands then.

Okay, so it turns out they got pizza and wings.

So come on. I'll go show you.

Wait, that's my parents.

Yeah. Yeah.

Who are you?

Oh, well, that last guy was just your warmup angel.

I'm moving you up to the next level.

What's going on?

Well, that's you.