Accident

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Wake up, sleepyhead.

- We're here. - Stop it, Caroline.

Jess. Sweetheart, time to wake up.

Sorry, Mrs. Biven. I thought that was Caroline.

Are we here?

Yes, we're here.

Thanks for the ride, Mrs. Biven.

You're the best, as always.

You're welcome, Jess. Wait!

What?

- Have you got your tickets? - Yes.

- Money? - Yes, but...

Where's your phone?

Okay? But, Mom, remember...

I'm shutting off my phone when we get to the festival

'cause there won't be any service there.

- But I'll call you again on the way back, okay? - Promise?

Yes!

I promise!

- Wait! - Oh, what?

Aren't you forgetting something?

Um, no, I'm pretty sure I got everything.

Oh yeah.

Okay, I'm not going off to war!

I'll see you after the weekend.

Thanks.

Love you!

I love you, too.

Bye! Thanks again!

Watch over Caroline!

Don't worry, I will!

You girls have fun now!

Attention please. Last announcement for the bus - Go!

departing Merced to Lake Tahoe, departing in 10 minutes.

- I don't know how you do it. - I don't really have a choice.

So glad I'm not an only child.

I could not handle all that attention.

Trust me, if it were up to me, I'd have brothers and sisters.

She needs a hobby or something.

I know.

What are you doing?

Come back down!

Why are we not more involved in this...

Attention all passengers.

Last call for passengers taking the bus from Merced to Lake Tahoe,

departing in a few minutes.

What are you doing? - I swear they're in here somewhere.

You said you printed them out last night.

Check the side pocket!

Give that here!

Attention, please. To all passengers going to the music festival,

don't forget to keep your bus ticket for advantages there.

What?

Surprise! There are no bus tickets.

Then how are we supposed to get there?

Relax, I still have the festival passes.

See?

Okay. Let's buy some bus tickets.

No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

So, I got us a ride to the festival.

- Relax. - Whoa.

Felicia and Adam are picking us up.

They'll be here in, like, five minutes.

What?

You know my mom would never let me drive with them.

- I couldn't tell her. Last call for passengers...

You could at least have told me!

Mm, no.

...departing in a few minutes. - The less you know, the better.

I...

I thought you'd be more, like, surprised.

Come on! It's so much more fun this way!

- Right? Attention all passengers,

- (LAUGHS) (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT)

Any information will be rewarded.

Shit.

What did they say?

What did they say?

Show me.

So, now what?

Wow.

I'm sorry.

Come on.

Let's go try to find a ride.

Hello!

Hello, you fucking idiot!

We didn't expect two people

to be standing in the middle of the road.

You almost killed us!

Sorry.

What are you two doing out here alone anyway?

Do you need a ride somewhere?

They're giving us a ride.

No. Call your mom.

Look at them.

They're completely harmless.

You wanna have a good time, right?

Yeah, thought so.

I'm Fred.

This charming man is Thomas.

Jess.

Caroline.

You know...

...he's actually kind of cute.

Hey. Look at you.

Well...

He is, like...

totally into you.

Maybe.

Are you blind?

I don't know.

I guess.

Anyway, you always get your way with boys.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing.

Whatever.

You want chips?

You all right?

Well, aside from a three-hour detour,

genius idea, by the way.

Yeah, feel fucking awesome.

Dude, we have an amazing car, two hot chicks, okay?

What more could we ask for?

- I'm fine. - Hey.

- Hey. - You ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

You look nice.

There you go.

Chips.

I'm gonna need to see some ID for that.

You guys aware we're having a sale on NRG?

That's all right.

Oh, you sure?

We're overstocked. The orange flavor is half-price.

- Yeah, we're good. Thanks. - Your loss, man. But...

Dude, like he said. We're good.

- Cool. Please be aware...

That's $25.50.

All units, copy.

Copy that, Central. We're moving on that 10-12.

Keep the change.

You sure?

Here you go.

Hey, officers.

What can I get you?

All units, be advised. We have a 10 (INDISTINCT)...

It's gonna be fine, don't worry.

You're so beautiful.

Thank you.

You're not too bad yourself.

Slowly, slowly.

Mm!

There's no rush.

I thought you were into it.

I am, but not here.

When we get there, the two of us can, you know.

Be alone.